Dr Richard Kimble is...

Submitted by The Fugitive on

As most of you know my first wife Helen was brutally murdered by a one armed man who was hired by a colleague to kill me when I discovered the effects of a (miracle) drug.  I always have and always will love Helen but it's time for me to move on to the next phase of my life.  The Fugitive is getting married this summer! 

SWPro

February 27th, 2016 at 9:09 AM ^

When I initially read this my brainfarted it into "Det John Kimble" and I was like "ARNOLD IS BACK AS KINDERGARTEN COP!?!?"

 

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

 

Anyhow congrats!

xtramelanin

February 27th, 2016 at 9:48 AM ^

he might be 'faux' in his opinion. 

EDIT:  and kidding aside, your bride should be your best friend and a ton fun, otherwise why would you marry her?   get these two down and the rest will take care of itself just fine. 

xtramelanin

February 27th, 2016 at 11:16 AM ^

choose wisely and it is the greatest.    choose poorly, and as mgrowold said downthread, it is an expensive and emotionally scaring experience - but it sounds like you might have first hand knowledge of that. 

cheers.

FauxMo

February 27th, 2016 at 11:33 AM ^

Not to be a bummer (or be too serious, because that just isn't my "thing"), but the "choose wisely" part is incredibly difficult. I was with my ex for 20 years. Mostly good years. But over time, people change; or sometimes, things you expected to change don't. And so what was once a very good, positive relationship can over a long number of years slowly degrade into a cesspool of resentment and bitterness. Once you're at that point, you're screwed, and there just is no going back. I'm not sure how old you are or how long you've been with your spouse, but I think I'm on pretty solid ground saying that there is no magical "point" you reach where you can truly say, "OK, things are still great, this will last forever and be at least tolerable." Year 10 can be great, and by Year 15 you're looking at houses in a tropical non-extradiction country...

 

And then we all die. Alone. In the rain... :-D

UMForLife

February 27th, 2016 at 10:30 AM ^

Congrats. Now it is time to enjoy the other happiness in life such as not having to worry about how you look. Hope you are ready for the same from her. Kidding.... It is a wonderful experience and I do not miss being single.

Michigasling

February 27th, 2016 at 10:51 AM ^

Guess I'm paying too much attention to the swimming tourney and thinking of the days of Michigan diving glory.

So to you, Doc, congrats for moving past your personal tragedies to a new and blissful adventure.

mGrowOld

February 27th, 2016 at 10:59 AM ^

Good luck to you sir and for the sake of your happiness and your bank account I hope you get it right the first time.  Trust me - having to a maritial "do-over" is expensive.

turtleboy

February 27th, 2016 at 11:11 AM ^

Cheers! I wish you happiness and healthy babies. But really, this would've made a much better drinking/posbang/Dr Kimble is moving on with his life thread later this afternoon.

WhatsTheSnapCount

February 27th, 2016 at 1:14 PM ^

Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Richard Kimble doesn't feel... well, obviously. So, if you will just go on with your dessert and coffee, I'll be right back. Richard, would you mind to step aside, and we'll just... talk. Okay, so I'll be back in just a second...

Swayze Howell Sheen

February 27th, 2016 at 2:10 PM ^

OK, here's the thing that I don't get:

They find out where Richard is living via the Polish drug dealer. The police see, from that, that Richard has been posing as "Desmondo" to hang out at CCH - Cook County Hospital. But, for some reason, Richard never goes back to that place (where he would most undoubtedly be caught by the police). Why?