Brian poster: What did you do?
So, the staff is off for the week. Some say, "Well deserved." I say, "Where's my free content???" But anyway...
As we all know, MGoPoints get exchanged for incredible free premiums. I just hit 5k (below which this post is likely to drop me), so I got my first premium by mail yesterday. I had checked "Woodson signed football" in my user profile (check your profile to select appropriately), but apparently my wife hacked into my account and I got the OMG pantsless poster of Brian instead.
The MGoWife wants to "hang the poster in our bedroom." I am OK with that on the surface, but I have been married long enough to know her phrase is code for "hang above our bed." I really don't need to deal with that level of competition while trying to perform.
I suspect I am not the first here to deal with the aforementioned conundrum. How did each of you handle this delicate situation? Keep in mind this is the holidays, so everything needs to be handled with a modicum of delicacy.
Much obliged.
December 26th, 2022 at 5:27 PM ^
I was hoping OP meant to write "brain poster".
December 26th, 2022 at 7:43 PM ^
Exactly....
December 27th, 2022 at 6:37 AM ^
I don't mind the post. As a PSA, you will really get to "know" Brian once you hit that 30k point threshold.
December 27th, 2022 at 1:40 PM ^
How was the first reply not “stop drinking and go to bed.”?
December 26th, 2022 at 5:31 PM ^
Um…da faq!
December 26th, 2022 at 7:16 PM ^
#shitpost
December 26th, 2022 at 10:25 PM ^
A delicious entrée.
December 26th, 2022 at 5:31 PM ^
I love your energy but honestly this is easily solved with just the right amount of bedroom lighting
December 26th, 2022 at 8:04 PM ^
His wife always tells him beauty is just a light switch away!
December 26th, 2022 at 5:34 PM ^
December 26th, 2022 at 5:40 PM ^
I could have suggested more haikus.... That would have been better?
December 26th, 2022 at 5:49 PM ^
Haikus are a bit of an MGoBlog tradition, as silly as they may be. Your fantasy about hitting certain point levels to get a pantsless Brian photo should have been just kept to you and your wife in the bedroom.
December 26th, 2022 at 7:24 PM ^
< 👀 >
December 27th, 2022 at 7:21 AM ^
Pantsless Brian is still SFW because he is able to use his long hair to cover the goodies.
December 26th, 2022 at 5:50 PM ^
Yes. And that's coming from someone who gets zero enjoyment from the haiku posts.
December 26th, 2022 at 6:07 PM ^
Fair enough! I should have stopped several drinks ago.
I was one of those kids who just couldn't resist throwing a rock at the hornets' nest just to see what would happen.
But, in my defense, the blog is REALLY BORING tonight. I post very little total crap when others post something interesting.
December 27th, 2022 at 12:51 AM ^
I am constantly telling my kids there are people like you out there. Thanks for providing the proof. Now they’ll believe me when I say avoid being friends with the kid who throws rocks at the hornets nest.
December 27th, 2022 at 6:21 AM ^
I was one of those kids who just couldn't resist throwing a rock at the hornets' nest just to see what would happen.
Translation: I was one of those kids who couldn't resist doing something stupid, and I don't seem to have changed much. Except that I'm not a kid any more and don't have that as an excuse.
December 26th, 2022 at 10:00 PM ^
Judging by this content, you are too dumb to write a haiku.
December 26th, 2022 at 6:31 PM ^
Is this guy now part of a glacier, or is he still climbing icicles in the wild?
December 26th, 2022 at 6:44 PM ^
I wish this clip went longer, I really want to see how this ends…
December 26th, 2022 at 7:56 PM ^
I'm an ice climber and I remember when this happened. He, as we say, 'rode the range' and lived to tell the tale. Likely that he needed new underwear, though.
December 26th, 2022 at 5:52 PM ^
Man, offseason is going to be brutal isn't it...
December 26th, 2022 at 6:32 PM ^
"Man, offseason is going to be brutal isn't it..."
Oh, I have so much loaded for bad offseason posts. It's going to be bad beyond belief. And, as an actual M grad, my refuse is probably better than so much other refuse. I shudder to think...
December 26th, 2022 at 7:46 PM ^
Have you ever been in a Bolivian prison???
December 27th, 2022 at 12:02 PM ^
I thought it was a Turkish prison.
December 26th, 2022 at 7:48 PM ^
Yes, but also shorter than some years past.
December 27th, 2022 at 7:47 AM ^
This is the best response
I'm so happy this picture exists. It will live on the board for a long time and remind us of how great this year was
December 27th, 2022 at 8:48 PM ^
And it's so fitting in so many instances.
December 26th, 2022 at 6:13 PM ^
You got an upvote from me. I need online content, even if it's dumb.
December 26th, 2022 at 6:22 PM ^
I'm here for you, MgoHillbilly. I can do dumb. And I can do it grammatically correct. #michigandifference
December 26th, 2022 at 10:56 PM ^
Grammatically correctly?
December 27th, 2022 at 12:58 PM ^
Grammactilly erect.
December 27th, 2022 at 8:49 PM ^
Capital D!
December 26th, 2022 at 6:22 PM ^
I got the free MGO "M" tattoo when I hit my 5k points
when the old wife get's me aroused it's a full sized replica of the diag
December 26th, 2022 at 7:07 PM ^
Wow. Respect.
December 26th, 2022 at 7:19 PM ^
At 10K you get a stirrups ready birthing version of the M Club Supports You banner for junior pass through on the way out of mom.
December 26th, 2022 at 10:57 PM ^
So did she wait until after her first final to step on your dick?
December 26th, 2022 at 6:22 PM ^
Sometimes when I eat Alpha Bits I shit out words too.
December 26th, 2022 at 7:20 PM ^
What happens when you eat corn pops?
December 26th, 2022 at 7:25 PM ^
That sounds bad but I wouldn’t worry.
now when I would start to worry is if you swallow a quarter and a day later 2 dimes and a nickel come out
December 26th, 2022 at 6:40 PM ^
vlady, that gif is fake. the gorn was v-e-r-y slow. this is the real life fight....
December 26th, 2022 at 6:46 PM ^
There's a reason for that. That mask is very difficult to see out of.