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11/16/2018 - 12:18am This thread was fucking BALLS

This thread was fucking BALLS

11/15/2018 - 6:37pm Also, I don't think M has…

Also, I don't think M has lost to sparty in any varisty D1 competition since Dec of 2017

11/15/2018 - 1:40pm I think this M team (CM and…

I think this M team (CM and Z/X esp) got into Nova's haeads pre-game. They showed a minor scuffle about M warming up early or at Nova's end initially. I have no doubt that got Nova off their game and trying to play heroball in the 1st half, doesn't work, gets them frustrated and Nova went off the rails at that point. I like it.

11/14/2018 - 9:00pm Not sure I've ever seen such…

Not sure I've ever seen such a complete depantsing of a top 10 team in their own house like M just did to Nova. 


Pushed their poop back in on both ends in the 1st half

11/13/2018 - 4:04pm It was the 1st game of the…

It was the 1st game of the season.

Brand new starting QB

Tougher overall schedule than ND

I ran out of gas!

We have a higher scoring margin

and that's against a tougher SoS

I got a flat tire!

I didn’t have change for cab fare!

M has a better defense

I lost my tux at the cleaners!

and the M offense isn't much worse than ND

I locked my keys in the car!

An old friend came in from out of town!

Someone stole my car!

M has better advanced stats

There was an earthquake!

Vegas would favor M at a neutral site

A terrible flood!



11/10/2018 - 10:22am I won't be able to make it…

I won't be able to make it. That's all I know

11/10/2018 - 10:17am this is my kind of sub…

this is my kind of sub thread.


11/09/2018 - 10:15pm Here here!



Here here!



11/09/2018 - 4:16pm If M played with 10 guys the…

If M played with 10 guys the whole day, what the result of the game?

11/09/2018 - 7:09am what if Rutger played a team…

what if Rutger played a team so bad they got their own Rutger? And then M played that team - would that be a Rutger squared?

11/08/2018 - 7:12am If this kind of performance…

If this kind of performance in a game happens at the HS level, they would demote the losing team to a lower division.

Rutgers doesn't belong in FBS, let alone the B10

11/07/2018 - 8:16pm Also, an MSU win will lead…

Also, an MSU win will lead to all of us buying hotel rooms in Indi for Dec 1

11/07/2018 - 8:16pm Also, an MSU win will lead…


11/07/2018 - 5:02pm LOL, if you're that…

LOL, if you're that knowledgable and self confident, why don't you call the basketball secretary and leave a message for Beilein re: who should be getting minutes at PG?


11/07/2018 - 3:18pm Or, Rutger scheduling…

Or, Rutger scheduling Princeton and losing. Which would be the likely outcome, I'm sure

11/07/2018 - 3:16pm I have concerns that the 800…

I have concerns that the 800 million MGoPoints I had in the trunk of my car won't be properly replaced.

If it's easier, I'll take compensation of 1USD for every 800 MGoPoints. 

11/05/2018 - 7:30am So I'll ask a couple Qs that…

So I'll ask a couple Qs that aren't pleasant ones but I'll take the negs if that's what it comes down to.

1) Has anyone heard of Peters looking to transfer? Seems like it's been an assumption.

2) If so, should Milton be given the shot the next few weeks instead?


I'd imagine it'll be Peters with the assumption that he hasn't made a decision (or any formal indications that he would decide) to xfer. But it'll be frustrating to see a guy get some serious snaps in mop up duty the next 2 weeks and perhaps some time the following 2 weeks if Shea gets hurt, all while being the solid #2 for the next two months just to see him xfer next year. I'm not opposed to the xfer rules these days but if Shea goes to the draft and Peters xfers Michigan goes from very deep to a collarbone injured McCaffery who's missed 2 months of practice, a raw Milton and a true FR.

11/04/2018 - 9:06am I'd think about it but IDK…

I'd think about it but IDK what the weekend looks like. May have to go to BB&B- Don't know. Don't know if we'll have time.

11/03/2018 - 7:19pm Michigan just beat a ranked…

Michigan just beat a ranked team 3 weeks in a row.

no B10 team has done that since...... 1997

11/03/2018 - 8:48am Not the first time Penn…

Not the first time Penn State intervened to stop someone from blowing the whistle.



11/03/2018 - 8:30am M24

analrapist enablers 13


analrapist enablers 13

11/01/2018 - 8:16pm Should have gone with more…

Should have gone with more ruffles.



11/01/2018 - 6:48pm This just in:     James…

This just in:     James Brady, former chair of the Maryland Board of Regents, which demanded the school’s president retain Durkin or be fired himself, has UNresigned from the BoR, reinstating himself back onto the BoR for the UMd system. 


10/31/2018 - 9:09pm Very tough schedule. Gonna…

Very tough schedule. Gonna be an interesting year since hitting will likely continue to be the weak spot and the # 2 pitcher is up in the air.


We're debating on going to either Maryland or Rutgers - the weather will be nicer in Maryland but we haven't been and it's a longr drive.

10/30/2018 - 7:20am When it comes to your health…

When it comes to your health, 8 out of 10 doctors recommend not coaching at Illinois.



10/29/2018 - 9:49pm Lovie Smith. I'm starting to…

Lovie Smith. I'm starting to have doubts


10/28/2018 - 9:52am Pepridge Faahm ramembaahs.

Pepridge Faahm ramembaahs.

10/28/2018 - 8:35am whoa whoa whoawhoawhaoa…

whoa whoa whoawhoawhaoa... let's be clear. This is a clear instance of douchebaggery, not being an asshole.


As a charter member of the Asshole Club of the Americas, I feel it's my responsibility to not allow this to stand. Can't let the title asshole be brought down by this confusion.

10/27/2018 - 8:07pm Their D is legit.


The ND…

Their D is legit.


The ND game next week in Evanston will be interesting

10/27/2018 - 5:18pm WTF. Franklin squeezing out…

WTF. Franklin squeezing out a FG attempt at the end of the half. What a time to be alive

10/27/2018 - 4:09pm Kirk (Brian) Ferentz getting…

Kirk (Brian) Ferentz getting his crazy ass plays out of his system. Had to happen to someone - since they don't play M.*



untill Indi

10/27/2018 - 3:59pm I noticed the same. Pretty…

I noticed the same. Pretty big game for obly what, 75k there?

10/27/2018 - 1:36pm One thing I didn't remember:…

One thing I didn't remember: BJ Dickey started the game at QB.

 If there's one thing you need to know about being married, it's that you can forget about starting with a BJ Dickey.

10/26/2018 - 6:18pm the amazing thing is there's…

the amazing thing is there's no money to pay the players.

what a time to be alive

10/24/2018 - 6:01pm don't disrespkt out rival…

don't disrespkt out rival...



10/16/2018 - 7:17am this is a good 1st step, but…

this is a good 1st step, but PSU being that high and ND being that low (LOL) don't pass the smell test.

Probably too much weighting on MoV - that metric should probably get binned into 1 score wins (7 or less), 2 score wins (8-15), 3 score wins (16-24), and blow outs.* 

* didn't get a chance to read in detail to see if he actually did this 

10/10/2018 - 7:10am LOL, can't the NCAA just…

LOL, can't the NCAA just disqualify any team from playing with a coach under show-cause? Pay that guy all you want, but every game you show up for with him on payroll is an L.

let the feds regulate that

09/30/2018 - 10:48am ^^this guy. I like this guy

^^this guy. I like this guy

09/29/2018 - 8:24pm He's playing with a sprained…

He's playing with a sprained/dislocated shoulder injury, clearly. this isn't fair criticism

09/25/2018 - 6:33am I can tell you that it's…

I can tell you that it's very very real in 12u girls travel softball. and we all appreciate it.

09/15/2018 - 7:34pm Hate to say it but Evans…

Hate to say it but Evans looked like a hammy, not a cramp. I'd be shocked if he's back before October

09/09/2018 - 8:54am someone needs to put Lovie…

someone needs to put Lovie out of his misery. why is he doing this to himself?

09/08/2018 - 7:54am nice handle.

nice handle.last-action-hero.jpg

09/01/2018 - 1:09pm  Let's fight to make it…

 Let's fight to make it better; to abandon it would be a crime.

09/01/2018 - 11:11am It's a HELL of a lot easier …

It's a HELL of a lot easier (and thus more probable) ito improve from 5th-10th percentile to 50th percentile than it is to move from 50th-90th percentile. Some simple, minor changes to bring all the guys on the OL up to speed can make HUGE gains. going from 50th to 90th percentile means getting mediocre talent/experince up to all B10 level in one on one situations as well.


It's like getting a math class of 30 up from an ave. test score of 75% to 85%. You aren't going to focus on getting the 3 kids who already scored 95%+ to get scores of 100%. That won't get you where you need to be as a whole. 

You're gonna focus on the bottom 3 kids who BOMBED the test to go from 50% up  to 75%.

Yes, we lost Cole who was a 95% scorer on his tests. his replacement will be a 65% scorer. But we're gonna see the rest of the OL positions go from 40% to 70%


2017 OL: (40*4 + 95)/5 = 51 == Very bad 

2018 OL: (70*4 + 65)/5 = 69 == not great, but passes most tests

08/31/2018 - 1:44pm OK,, best lentil soup in A2…

OK,, best lentil soup in A2. GO

08/31/2018 - 10:34am Brian Cook is my spirit…

Brian Cook is my spirit animal

08/30/2018 - 9:55am I'm thinking M scores 23-27

I'm thinking M scores 23-27

ND scores 13-17. there's some kind of wild TD for ND in there - off a bad M TO or a return for the Irish

08/30/2018 - 9:51am More serious note: Where…

More serious note: Where would ND players fit into these?

08/30/2018 - 9:51am No KO returner?

Also, Ya'll…

No KO returner?

Also, Ya'll be trolling readership hard with a Draftegeddon post this week. Well done