Happy, Uh, Third
We take a day for the Fourth annually; because the Fourth is tomorrow that means the Third steps right on up to the plate. Here is the traditional celebration of American values: first-generation immigrant Zoltan Mesko in a speedo with two weiner dogs.
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Wiener dogs?
Well they're shorter than wiener dogs. So, chode dogs?
Happy 'Merica, ya filthy animals!!!
That movie (idiocracy) is basically a documentary now.
Excuse me how dare you, those are chihuahuas
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty heated.
Picture of one of the most well known UM punters in program history (if only for the name, let alone being pretty decent and used much more often than a successful college team should do) holding two small dogs of "punt-able" size...
The dog lover in me is concerned.
The juvenile young man in me is intrigued.
The ornery old man in me thinks no guy should wear that kind of thing - ever.
Didn't realize Zoltan was such a big dude...6'5" 230 and in good shape. Impressive for a punter.
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This is the moment of transubstantiation into pure energy.
USA ??
Who negs this very weird amazingness?!
Probably those that think it should be wearing a mask.
Our former punter is better than all the punters ever. Also, not wiener dogs.
Happy Birthday America!
Happy 4th. Lift the H1-B ban.
Tough to get a good spiral with a gol dang chihuahua. Now, a pug, them babies will sail...
(okay... /s )
THOSE ARE NOT FUCKING WEINER DOGS, BRIAN. FUCK YOU.
Those are chihuahuas bruv
Zoltan was one of the greatest punters of all time, could pin ya deep or beat a linebacker to the edge a first with equal ease
This is my favorite picture.
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I only see one weiner and it's not a dog.
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