Drop what you're doing and read this (Mike Leach is a national treasure)

Mildly amusing

Our house is on a mountain, and fairly rural. We have a second floor deck, and one night when there was some food on the deck (and snow), we were invaded by raccoons. Maybe four of them were running around, grabbing food with their little hands. They were so funny that I just had to record them with my phone. Adorable.

On Hawaii is the stuff legends are made of.

that these are 5 thoughts that Mike Leach could share with you at any time and for no particular reason. Dude is an orginal character and there is something very Mountain West to him. That salt of the earth rock solid dudeness coupled with a quirky take on individualism.

I can’t stop laughing... #disrespekt https://twitter.com/swxsamadams/status/946147903138963456

Can relate to the pet raccoon story. Youngest daughter had one for about 2 years. Great pet but as Leach said, raccoon matured and knew it was time to move on. I miss that raccoon. As far as Ft. Stockton, TX. goes, been there, done that. It is not the end of the world but you can damn sure see it from there. 

I respect people who like thick crust, but in my view it’s mostly bread.

This is going on my Tombstone.

Glad you're finally listening to Coach Leach instead of your fat little girlfriends.

Saw this earlier, and had thin crust pizza with canadian bacon, black olives, and mushrooms in his honor.

I feel better about the world after reading this piece.    

CJK5H