OT: (Title Edit) Mizzou QB Maty Mauk does Cocaine off a Table while Being Videotaped because he is Brilliant and Wise
To distract from our moral outrage over "Decommitment Gate Part 5," here is a video allegedly showing Missouri QB and 2013 SEC All-Freshman team member Maty Mauk doing a line of cocaine:
http://deadspin.com/missouri-suspends-qb-maty-mauk-after-video-of-him-a…
Thoughts: What an incredible dumb ass. He knows he is being filmed. WHY ALLOW THIS?
Plus, while I am no cocaine-use expert, it sure appears that he fails to actually snort the line of cocaine successfully. So he may have just ended his college football career for "almost" doing coke. Wow.
EDIT: I edited the thread title to be less click-baity. I don't think I succeeded, but whatevs...
January 26th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 9:41 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 9:41 AM ^
So he was suspended almost all of last year and now does this..........
Judgment and decision making skills are clearly not strong with him.
I know all of us have done dumb things in our lives, but usually once the spotlight gets turned on you, you tend to take the hint.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 9:45 AM ^
As someone points out above, maybe he did not know he was being filmed. If that's true, I'd bet $1000 it was his coke dealer that took the video. Because, you know, coke dealers will do unethical shit for money...
January 26th, 2016 at 11:19 AM ^
is not the same thing as unethical. A good dealer has to conduct business in an ethical and fair manner, or he'll lose his customer base to another provider.
Or get his face shot off.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:44 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 12:47 PM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 9:49 AM ^
in his 10th year of college ball?
January 26th, 2016 at 9:50 AM ^
Could be adderall
January 26th, 2016 at 10:05 AM ^
After drinking a bunch of tequila and only getting 3 hours of sleep on a weeknight. I had a major presentation to give the next day and after taking that pill I fucking killed it. Got a promotion soon after.
I've never taken it since, but damn, did it work well.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:51 AM ^
Title should be changed to "Maty Mauk's Likeness is Painfully Stupid".
January 26th, 2016 at 9:53 AM ^
I live in St Louis and the local sports radio guy this morning was letting him have it. He claims to be a supporter of the team, wants them to do well, but has been quite critical of the program, the old coach and now the fact that the new coach was promoted from within. Essentially thinking that nothing will change there until they get some new blood at the helm.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:54 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 2:16 PM ^
I can't believe it took so long for someone to make this comment! What a hilarious last line of an article.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:55 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 10:29 AM ^
Animals + snow + cocaine references will be funny until the end of time.
January 26th, 2016 at 10:06 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 10:07 AM ^
Somewhow this will be the Athletic Director or Presidents fault and they will be forced to apologize or else!
January 26th, 2016 at 11:13 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 12:52 PM ^
Thanks Vlad!
January 26th, 2016 at 10:15 AM ^
Forrest McNeil did it better.
January 26th, 2016 at 10:36 AM ^
Why would you do that let alone let it be videotaped? Bye bye scholarship. Thankfully he never picked Michigan because Hoke was after him.
January 26th, 2016 at 10:40 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 10:58 AM ^
he is an addict and the drug is holding his judgment hostage...
January 26th, 2016 at 10:58 AM ^
I actually work with Maty's aunt. It sounds like their family is having some tough times right now. Maty's dad has cancer and it sounds like this is affecting some of the choices Maty is making. Hopefully, he gets some help or takes some time off to get his life back in order.
January 26th, 2016 at 11:02 AM ^
She thought it was Diet Coke.
January 26th, 2016 at 11:12 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 11:18 AM ^
He did quite well for himself and Miami was probably the worst place he could have landed.
January 26th, 2016 at 11:20 AM ^
Johnny Football, minus the football.
January 26th, 2016 at 12:01 PM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 1:06 PM ^
I don't understand why college kids use cocaine. The realization of having all that potential, freedom, free time is the purest high there is.
January 26th, 2016 at 1:40 PM ^
And sex.
Don't forget the sex.
January 26th, 2016 at 1:35 PM ^
Sad. Just sad.
To think he was a Michigan recruit for Rich Rod.
Get your shit together, bro. Seriously.
January 26th, 2016 at 4:13 PM ^
arrrrrr, bad move maty
January 26th, 2016 at 4:47 PM ^
From Experience:
A) You either do the line(s)
B) You blow rather than snort and become that guy
That's about the two ways to do coke without getting into afficianado methodologies....
Also, it probably wasn't coke... kids these days don't do coke. He was likely railing an Oxy or hell maybe even adderall. Could have been Crystal Meth too... Or sugar from a pixie stick.
My money is on railing an opiate (Oxy or the like).
January 26th, 2016 at 7:36 PM ^
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