OT: (Title Edit) Mizzou QB Maty Mauk does Cocaine off a Table while Being Videotaped because he is Brilliant and Wise
To distract from our moral outrage over "Decommitment Gate Part 5," here is a video allegedly showing Missouri QB and 2013 SEC All-Freshman team member Maty Mauk doing a line of cocaine:
http://deadspin.com/missouri-suspends-qb-maty-mauk-after-video-of-him-a…
Thoughts: What an incredible dumb ass. He knows he is being filmed. WHY ALLOW THIS?
Plus, while I am no cocaine-use expert, it sure appears that he fails to actually snort the line of cocaine successfully. So he may have just ended his college football career for "almost" doing coke. Wow.
EDIT: I edited the thread title to be less click-baity. I don't think I succeeded, but whatevs...
January 26th, 2016 at 9:36 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 10:17 AM ^
He was suspended indefinitely but to me he has a pretty decent defense for this one. First, he didn't actually snort anything, he either pretended to or tried to depending on how you spin it. Second, there is no way to prove that the line is cocaine or anything illegal. By the time the video surfaced, I am sure the cocaine was out of his system so he probably has not failed a drug test. Getting flimed "pretending" to snort "some sort of white powder" is stupid but not illegal. You are allowed to be stupid.
January 26th, 2016 at 10:28 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 10:37 AM ^
Stupid is, as stupid does...
~ Forrest Gump
January 26th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
thoughts: your title is painfully clickbaity
more thoughts: don't upvote your own thread
January 26th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^
Aren't you the guy who won't root for Michigan anymore because you are such a lifelong fan of Erik Swenson ?
January 26th, 2016 at 9:45 AM ^
lmfao if you're serious, that's absolutely pathetic.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:48 AM ^
Go on...
January 26th, 2016 at 9:53 AM ^
Why is IncrediblyBlue being an IncredibleDouche today?
January 26th, 2016 at 10:19 AM ^
Haha--love the title edit. Well done.
January 26th, 2016 at 10:24 AM ^
new title is hilarious.
January 26th, 2016 at 10:19 AM ^
i changed my downvote to an upvote, I know exactly what I am clicking on
January 26th, 2016 at 10:35 AM ^
I am glad we are friends again. Wanna sit together at lunch? :-)
January 26th, 2016 at 10:56 AM ^
My God was Marsha hot. I saw her give a talk in college on HIV (she had become a crusader) in the 90s, and she looked old. I was sad...
January 26th, 2016 at 11:25 AM ^
I have no idear how old she is in this so I'm just going to make no comments
January 26th, 2016 at 11:53 AM ^
I don't know the exact age, but she is definitely old enough for a Broomski (aka a Motor Boat)...
January 26th, 2016 at 12:46 PM ^
Maureen Denise McCormick (born August 5, 1956)
and
aired from late 1969 to early 1974
so by my math, she was between 13 and 18 through the filming of the show.
Not quite old enough for a broomski broski
January 26th, 2016 at 1:19 PM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 1:37 PM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 3:10 PM ^
creepily informative
January 26th, 2016 at 3:21 PM ^
you didn't know that already.
January 26th, 2016 at 3:27 PM ^
It's 12 in most of Mexico. That is absolutely insane, but true...
January 26th, 2016 at 4:01 PM ^
you don't have to go that far back into the history of the world to see where younger was just as acceptable
January 26th, 2016 at 9:46 AM ^
It's Missouri QB Maty Mauk snorting (missing) a line of cocaine. There is barely a way of titling that thread that wouldn't make most people click on it.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:48 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 9:36 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 10:01 AM ^
Also, if you're subjected to regular drug testing it's a better choice to get high on coke than weed. Coke is out of your system in a couple of days. You can snort an 8 Ball on Friday night and piss clean on Monday morning.
January 26th, 2016 at 10:04 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 10:16 AM ^
Grandmaster Flash says: "don't do it!"
January 26th, 2016 at 12:12 PM ^
Weed - if you have a high metabolism (this includes many athletes) and you don't smoke everyday you can flush weed within a week or two. But, yeah, *regular* testing makes it hard smoke pot.
January 26th, 2016 at 12:16 PM ^
to me it's the drug, not the video camera, that makes him an idiot.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:37 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 9:37 AM ^
Most of which are not football players either. Average people allow extremely bad videos/pictures of themselves to end up on social media which employers have learned to check before offering jobs. And it's hard to get rid of this stuff once it's on the web.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:38 AM ^
I mean...sure, I own that shirt. And yes, that's my hair, but coach, that's not me, man. I was at the libarry studying for some test. I bet that wasn't even blow. The stuff I get is much whiter than that, I mean...um, that stuff looked more like salt or possibly chalk, man. If you give me a few minutes to call my friends, I can get you a clean pee sample, too.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:48 AM ^
More like: "Hey coach, yeah, saw the video. Wasn't me, but sorry. Hey, is anyone else bored??? LET'S GO TO A CLUB! Oooh, or go-karting. Does anyone want to go go-karting with me??? I'M FUCKING BORED! AHHHHHH!!!!!"
January 26th, 2016 at 9:38 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 9:38 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
It looks like he was pretending to snort coke. Maybe to look cool (which is weird that the QB of the football team needs to "look cool").
January 26th, 2016 at 9:59 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 10:28 AM ^
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January 26th, 2016 at 12:15 PM ^
Skiles Era:
Our team was quite fond of recreational drugs. I can assure you - there was no pretend snorting in that crew.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:42 AM ^
OOOOO, SNORTSKIS!!!
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January 26th, 2016 at 9:46 AM ^
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, SNORTSKIS!
TASTY STUFF!
January 26th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
He knows he is being filmed.Did he? Wasn't exactly looking at the phone camera.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:50 AM ^
January 26th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
Thoughts: What an incredible dumb ass. He knows he is being filmed. WHY ALLOW THIS?Bad judgment from a cokehead, never saw that coming.
January 26th, 2016 at 9:51 AM ^