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09/28/2018 - 10:23am It's nice that you think he…

It's nice that you think he's attractive, but have you ever seen a good looking man? This picture makes it look like he just saw the ark of the covenant.

09/28/2018 - 9:53am In what universe is Elon…

In what universe is Elon Musk "pretty good looking?"

09/14/2018 - 11:31am A situation where the police…

A situation where the police are using discretion and not immediately ticketing or arresting people for a crime like this seems like exactly what they should be doing.

02/01/2018 - 1:26pm 15! 15 PUPPIES!

15! 15 PUPPIES!

12/20/2017 - 4:16pm I'm gifting a canvas portrait

I'm gifting a canvas portrait of our kitten. I had it done online from Costco and just rolled up and picked it up in a couple minutes on my way home from work.

10/05/2017 - 9:12am Seconded on Wiards. That

Seconded on Wiards. That place is fun to walk arounds and their donuts are amazing.

09/08/2017 - 10:32am What in the hell are you

What in the hell are you talking about in that second paragraph? Were you trying to post it in a different thread or what?

09/08/2017 - 10:28am It looks like you added a

It looks like you added a zero to your IQ,

09/08/2017 - 9:59am That is indeed shocking.

That is indeed shocking. Racism down there is much less subtle than up in Michigan I suppose.

09/08/2017 - 8:23am So to put it another way,

So to put it another way, your pet peeve is when people make claims about the data that is available without being needlessly pedantic.

08/21/2017 - 1:45pm Speaking of D&D, it seems to

Speaking of D&D, it seems to be have gained a lot of mainstream acceptance over the past few years. Perhaps popular fantasy movies and shows like LOTR and GOT have something to do with this? Who knows,  but it seems like more and more people I know are getting involved with it.

08/16/2017 - 9:44am "hitler started WWII and

"hitler started WWII and killed 50 million - Nazi = National Socialist Party for Germany."

This is all you need to read to know that what follows will be Bad History™. It was kind of him to lead with that and not try to be sneaky with his willful historical ignorance.

08/15/2017 - 2:45pm Follow your heart. The only

Follow your heart. The only good Nazi is the Nazi who's afraid to be one in public.

07/21/2017 - 3:43pm If he did, the story wouldn't

If he did, the story wouldn't have been as interesting, so they nerfed him as a plot device.

07/21/2017 - 10:27am These kinds of people always

These kinds of people always pretend to be victimized because of their religion.

07/20/2017 - 1:15pm Fuckin' rekt

Fuckin' rekt

07/20/2017 - 9:02am Buttons.

Buttons.

07/13/2017 - 10:18am The lesson here: don't have

The lesson here: don't have kids ;)

07/12/2017 - 1:23pm Did he get cited for more

Did he get cited for more than just marijuana possession? I can't see that being an offense that warrants missing any game time.

07/11/2017 - 3:59pm Even though it's from an

Even though it's from an episode with dozens of memorable gags and quotes, this one always stuck out to me.

07/10/2017 - 12:36pm What is hype may never die.

What is hype may never die.

07/07/2017 - 11:07am Nine kids?! His poor mother!

Nine kids?! His poor mother! That certainly fits the Catholic stereotype though.

07/07/2017 - 8:20am Put it in H!

Put it in H!

06/30/2017 - 3:08pm Fruhmorgen cheese

Fruhmorgen cheese

06/27/2017 - 3:15pm Pretty sure Lewan was talking

Pretty sure Lewan was talking about punishing anyone a kicker chooses to assault.

06/16/2017 - 10:22am I would love to see some

I would love to see some photos of that old bag in those kicks.

06/13/2017 - 4:34pm Whoah.

Whoah.

06/07/2017 - 5:25pm It has become more and more

It has become more and more clear to me that when someone says "Imagine that was your daughter/sister/wife/etc..." it's effective, but there's often something pretty fucked up about it. I won't say why because I think it hits pretty close to the "no politics" rule, but I think you can figure it out.

06/02/2017 - 2:39pm In my experience, I think

In my experience, I think threesomes are a little overrated, like they don't quite add up to the sum of their parts.

05/26/2017 - 12:35pm 39 is definitely way too old

39 is definitely way too old to get into a fistfight, but I think the fact that we get that description makes it okay.

05/23/2017 - 9:54am Lewan is more of a

Lewan is more of a predator-enabler than a predator.

05/18/2017 - 3:00pm "Too high to have sex" on pot

"Too high to have sex" on pot is definitely pretty fucking high. Normally, it just makes sex that much better.

05/18/2017 - 1:12pm The hyperbole of your

The hyperbole of your statement is mindblowing. Not wearing a seatbelt is way more serious than smoking weed.

05/16/2017 - 11:37am You had a good, believable

You had a good, believable grocery shopping story until you added the part about people clapping.

05/16/2017 - 11:16am A lot of men have extremely

A lot of men have extremely fragile masculinity and it doesn't take much for them to prove it.

05/16/2017 - 10:56am That makes sense. It takes

That makes sense. It takes like an hour to drive somewhere that would be a 10 minute walk in the UAE.

04/28/2017 - 1:32pm It's from a documentary

It's from a documentary called "Jesus Camp." They'll probably grow out of it, if it makes you feel better.

04/26/2017 - 11:33am This has got to be a pretty

This has got to be a pretty wild experience for Catholic Wolverines to witness.

04/26/2017 - 8:58am They tend to be pretty good

They tend to be pretty good at crossing over.

04/24/2017 - 10:55am Wubba lubba dub dub

Wubba lubba dub dub

04/20/2017 - 2:36pm Oh shit. This story is so

Oh shit. This story is so spicy, that woman would want to have it deported.

04/20/2017 - 2:21pm Not exactly wacky, but I have

Not exactly wacky, but I have a coworker who constantly burps and farts. At first I thought he might be sick, as I am no stranger to GI issues, but it kept going. He's also putting a huge amount of force behind these farts, so it's not like they're just slipping out. Nobody seems to acknowledge them either. I'm relatively new and I presume this guy has been around for a long time. Nobody has called him on his shit.

04/20/2017 - 12:25pm I basically celebrated 420 on

I basically celebrated 420 on Good Friday, so I'll sit out today. Plus I have work and I'm a bit of a lightweight.

04/19/2017 - 3:43pm Why? Do they have a prison

Why? Do they have a prison there?

04/19/2017 - 2:05pm Be dangerous ;)

Be dangerous ;)

04/13/2017 - 10:02am I'm glad you clarified that

I'm glad you clarified that C-word. I wouldn't want you to break your mother's heart :P

04/13/2017 - 9:41am I only have three days off,

I only have three days off, but I'm going to eat some pot brownies tomorrow, party with my future wife on Saturday, and hopefully play hockey on Sunday. Should be a good time.

04/07/2017 - 9:26am I took a big vacation to the

I took a big vacation to the USVI a couple years ago. My first day there, someone from work texted me about getting some raw material. I responded "I'm on vacation this week" and he sent me a frowny face emoji. This dude was in his 50s.

03/31/2017 - 3:28pm My fiance was a Spartan fan,

My fiance was a Spartan fan, but she enjoyed watching sports with me and hated watching MSU play this season, so she crossed over. It might be related to some sort of Pavolovian response, too, since I'm definitely more DTF when UM wins.

03/29/2017 - 12:18pm :D  D:  :D  D:

:D  D:  :D  D: