Joey Galloway calls our offense old fashioned - Says we have no chance

Submitted by EastCoast Esq. on

Disrespekt! Now I feel motivated to win on Saturday!

 

Joey Galloway just said that #Michigan's offense looks like something from 1973. Gives U-M no shot to win this weekend.

— Brandon Brown (@BSB_Wolverine) October 15, 2015

 

EDIT: To clarify, I don't care about Galloway's opinion one iota. I'm making fun of MSU's culture of "disrespekt."

JHendo

October 15th, 2015 at 4:30 PM ^

No shot to win because of his irrelevant opinion about one facet of our team?  That sounds like a man who is completely bitter to the point he's doesn't even care to rationalize his statement.

I have a plan in the works for an offensive scheme that looks like it's from the year 2053.  Based on Galloway logic, does that mean I can just jump into in any coaching staff in the country and start winning games with my futuristic prowess?

PopeLando

October 15th, 2015 at 4:32 PM ^

Lol within the past week, Galloway has said the following things: Nobody in the SEC can beat Florida. LSU is the second best team in the country (OSU #1). OSU has better academics than U of M. U of M has no chance of winning because our offense is too old-fashioned. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: a man who does not care what he has said, will say, or is currently saying.

Michology 101

October 15th, 2015 at 4:38 PM ^

Earlier in the season Galloway actually tried to cover up or hide some of his OSU feelings toward Michigan by making pleasant comments about us. Though after seeing us continue to win with so much hype, I think his OSU hatred is starting to show because he outright disrespected our offense with no holding back. Heck, he was making jokes and breaking out his comedy routine about our offense. I sat here rather surprised.

Elmer

October 15th, 2015 at 4:46 PM ^

He's just trying to draw attention to himself.  Say something outlandish to garner more attention.  I doubt he's that stupid....well, maybe.

btn

October 15th, 2015 at 4:54 PM ^

At ESPN these days it is more important to be loud than to have an intelligent opinion.

I watched the first game he called, could not believe they offered him a second contract after that nonsense.



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steve sharik

October 15th, 2015 at 4:55 PM ^

Typifies the media "expert" who believes Sparty has an awesome D just b/c they're Sparty and hasn't watched them play, save the Oregon game. Didn't ding them for that performance b/c he assumes the Ducks' offense is sweet b/c they're Oregon.

WichitanWolverine

October 15th, 2015 at 5:11 PM ^

Steve, what's it going to take to get you to post some X's and O's like back in the day? I'm assuming you had kids recently or something and had to give that up, but that was my favorite content on the page back then. 

Either way, thanks for your contribution.

steve sharik

October 15th, 2015 at 5:19 PM ^

I posted a lot of schematics then b/c I was just out of coaching/teaching (2008 was my last year) and just managing a restaurant about 35 hours/week. Now I don't have the time and it's not really needed b/c:

  1. Kids (2 toddlers--yawn, and not due to boredom)
  2. MBA (done)
  3. Space Coyote fills the role quite nicely

That said, I'm open to requests. So, if there's something specific you (or anyone) would like me to address, I'll do my best to answer.

Lie-Cheat-Steal

October 15th, 2015 at 5:01 PM ^

That offense hasn't worked for Alabama or Stanford or recent NFL Super Bowl champions like Baltimore and Seattle. 

Nothing about the "spread" in all its various forms is revolutionary anymore...it will continue to lose its novelty as time goes on and defenses continue to better learn to defend it.  Then something else will come out and the cycle will continue.

Spread helps less talented teams close the gap, but when you play big boy football like Bama it's still about trucking your opponent. OSU won the championship last year not because of some fancy Urban Meyer trickery...but because their O-line and running game trucked everyone with physical downhill running.  Whether you run it out of the I-formation or the shotgun, it's still about the trenches.  

Harbaugh is smart enough to add enough wrinkles to his traditional offense to make it work, unlike the run left, run right, run middle strategy of Lloyd or the run into wall and clap hands strategy of Hoke.

BayWolves

October 15th, 2015 at 5:01 PM ^

Joey Galloway sucks more cock than a Thai hooker and my best friend's sister combined. He is the ultimate fuck faced, scrotum breathed chump so feel free to disregard everything he says.



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