flashOverride

August 12th, 2015 at 6:30 PM ^

What a dumb tagline, thought up by drooling morons. Sounds like a kindergarten teacher trying to teach the kids about what gets recycled and what goes in the trash. 

<cue flash cards>

"OK, does this go in the dumpster? Does this? What about this?"

Also, sounds like Mike is pretty insecure and a little neurotic.

jsquigg

August 12th, 2015 at 7:38 PM ^

What's amazing is that even with Mike Boren's garbage character, Bo's record of producing character is incredible.  I hope the Borens get what's coming to them.

blockm97

August 12th, 2015 at 8:36 PM ^

Mike Boren had no choice but to convert to a full-time Buckeye.  He was w/out a home.

I hate this family.  And, like many have already stated, I loathe daddy the most.    

San Diego Mick

August 12th, 2015 at 8:53 PM ^

- I was gonna say that Mike Had a garbage career with his M Degree but alas, there is big money in trash.

- I know they're traitors, but this shit happens sometimes, I mean Bo graduated from OSU right? Or at least he was an asst. to Woody there.

- Let's just start winning under our new coach so that we don't have to be preoccupied with a bunch of Boron's.

Harbaugh'sDitk…

August 12th, 2015 at 9:53 PM ^

With the product that we are putting on the field, it looks like they came out on top! The youngest has a national title! Something that seems beyond reach for the men in Blue!

BursleyHall82

August 12th, 2015 at 10:20 PM ^

When Sports Illustrated did a big feature on Bo in September 1981, the article kicked off with a story about Mike Boren getting his ass chewed out by Bo.

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For example, when Linebacker Mike Boren walked into Bo's office
recently, Mike opened his mouth but Bo spoke first, of course.

"Look at your hair."

"I was born with it like this."

"Naw, you got it all pushed up. You weren't born with it like that.
It wasn't even like that when I met you. Get a haircut."

"Bo, it's only a half-inch long."

"Get a haircut. How much do you weigh?"

"Oh, 218, but I've been sick."

"You were 218 and sick last time you were in here."

"I'm a sick person."

"Get unsick."

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Apparently he never did get unsick.
 
BTW, if you've never read that Bo feature in SI, you need to read it:
 

JediLow

August 13th, 2015 at 1:12 AM ^

Their prices aren't that bad though... (I've ordered way too many dumpsters the last couple of years while doing a full renovation on our house)

blueblueblue

August 13th, 2015 at 10:46 AM ^

Flip the script, with former UM players building a dumpster business in Ann Arbor using the rivalry with OSU to promote it, and we all would think it's cool. And we would think its even cooler with a picture of a UM player demolishing an OSU player on the dumpsters. As much as I dislike the Borens and think they are knuckle-dragging nincompoops, this is kind of cool for them and for OSU fans. 

michigandune

August 13th, 2015 at 10:49 AM ^

Mike Boren is a traitor.  He should never step foot in Ann Arbor again.  His kids should stay out as well.  Justin Boren is a  traitor and a pussy.  I can see why they are in the garbage business,  They are garbage.