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11/17/2018 - 9:58pm I’m 43, Chase is thrice the…

I’m 43, Chase is thrice the man I am... the man we all are, actually. (You too mgobetties)

11/17/2018 - 9:52pm It’s a big building with…

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

11/17/2018 - 9:48pm Do yourself a favor and…

Do yourself a favor and delete Twitter from your phone.

11/13/2018 - 7:42pm They define when I schedule…

They define when I schedule my Fall vacation.

11/04/2018 - 10:13am Marky Mark lives, but the…

Marky Mark lives, but the Funky Bunch was not as lucky.

11/01/2018 - 11:41am 1. 43 M - I didn’t go to UM,…

1. 43 M - I didn’t go to UM, she did. She had front row seats in SS for the ‘97 season, she also went to the Rose Bowl. I buy my gear at The M Den, not Walmart.

2. All, we go to AA (from AZ) for a game every year, this year we went to Evanston (where I was born & raised.)

3. If UM loses to sparty, she’s in a bad mood for a year. She absolutely HATES state. 

10/31/2018 - 1:26pm Or watching Momento

Or watching Momento

10/17/2018 - 4:08pm What about Rutger Hauer week?


What about Rutger Hauer week?

10/08/2018 - 3:48pm Northwestern is NU, not NW,…

Northwestern is NU, not NW, and they have not played Wisconsin yet.

I think you meant UNL.

09/09/2018 - 2:29am It’s about time ASU stood up…

It’s about time ASU stood up! The wifey and I live down the block from Pinnacle Peak High School. We feel like we should root for the neighborhood kid Lewerke, but we hate sparty too much. The heat and the late, late night did them in.


08/26/2018 - 8:01pm Urban, the trick is kick…

Urban, the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.

08/25/2018 - 2:55pm My streaks begin in my…

My streaks begin in my underwear.

08/25/2018 - 11:04am Meyer isn’t back until…

Meyer isn’t back until Tulane, he’s suspended for TCU.

08/23/2018 - 11:42am There’s no such thing as a…

There’s no such thing as a best tasting Corona, unless you’re a 14 year old girl at her first party.

08/21/2018 - 10:32pm I thought “ball lifter”…

I thought “ball lifter” meant punter

08/08/2018 - 5:05pm Thank You, Simone.


Thank You, Simone.



08/07/2018 - 3:11pm He had subs, it was crazy.

He had subs, it was crazy.

08/02/2018 - 11:49pm Brett’s Facebook post claims…

Brett’s Facebook post claims the pictures are from 2014-15.

08/02/2018 - 7:42pm Troll getting his message…

Troll getting his message out.

05/21/2018 - 8:08pm At least choose a Chicago school

That will make the tournament, I suggest Loyola

03/22/2018 - 9:58pm It’s a Christmas miracle!!!

Wifey is UM alum

I’m Loyola alum

May we all meet again in the sequel, Spaceballs Final 4: The Search for more Alumni Money

03/15/2018 - 1:17am The moon.

Man walks on it...

Like more than once.

I know, right?!

12/20/2017 - 11:39am 71 degrees


11/02/2017 - 12:50am It’s NU, I have no idea who NW is

That’s like calling Michigan MG

10/13/2017 - 10:43pm Playoffs?

Playoffs? .... Playoffs?

Go to bed, you’re drunk.

09/23/2017 - 3:36pm How do you know if someone is a realtor?

Don’t worry, they’ll farging tell you.

09/18/2017 - 3:15pm Thank you for taking the time out of your day

to tell us how insignificant this game is to you, your lack of interest is crystal clear.

03/19/2017 - 4:55pm If we cared about twitter

We'd be on twitter, but we're not 12.

02/14/2017 - 3:32pm Three pedals, nothing less

This would keep the morans off their phones, no lap dogs, or distracted driving.

The only exceptions being San Francisco or other extremely hilly cities.

12/19/2016 - 10:44pm I've got underwear

Older than him.

12/14/2016 - 8:10pm So you're saying

That you do care if you still could care less.

How nice.

12/09/2016 - 3:12pm Obligatory

12/09/2016 - 7:48am Wait....

Cabs still exist?!

11/22/2016 - 12:06pm See "The Never Ending Story"

So you'll never come back.




Not watching The Game, Bo haz disappoint.

11/16/2016 - 2:42pm (No subject)

11/12/2016 - 10:30am Knowledge Reigns Supreme

Over Nearly Everyone

11/10/2016 - 2:06pm That 4 makes me angry

and these pretzels are making me thirsty.

11/06/2016 - 7:42pm I'm taking him for his word

He said he'll graduate, so he'll return for one more year.

11/05/2016 - 9:08am I'm hungry for a Durkin Donut

I'm hungry for a Durkin Donut

10/31/2016 - 1:47am UNL

Has the best shot, sharty was never a threat.

10/28/2016 - 11:18pm Hoke should apologize!

Hoke should apologize!

10/27/2016 - 9:39pm Watching OSU lose to NU


10/27/2016 - 9:56am Wolverines Live in My Town

Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell would have been better.

10/24/2016 - 11:19am Northwestern is due for an OSU upset.

It's impossible to jinx the Cardiac Cats.

10/21/2016 - 4:46pm I work in digital marketing

And we won't go near Twitter.

1. It's for morons with no attention span and low household incomes.

2. Seriously, what year is it.

But go ahead and follow what famous people who shouldn't be famous rant about.


10/20/2016 - 12:06pm Evanston Native here

Stay the night in Evanston. Enjoy the lakefront and downtown Evanston. Drive up the north shore (Sheridan road) and gawk at the wealth.

Get a slice of pizza at Gigios or an Italian Beef w/cheddar fries at Buffalo Joes.



10/09/2016 - 5:29pm I've seen my share of #HumbleBrags

But this one is the most bizarre

10/08/2016 - 9:24am Staying dry, going to see Monster Jam

with the boy tonight (during game)

Will have to go dark and watch the game after I get home and put the kids to bed.

10/07/2016 - 12:17am A long night of head

Are where my thoughts are.

10/05/2016 - 9:47pm I just want Nebraska

To admit they're UN or UNL.

That backwards NU nonsense was a Big XII dealio.