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09/09/2018 - 2:29am It’s about time ASU stood up…

It’s about time ASU stood up! The wifey and I live down the block from Pinnacle Peak High School. We feel like we should root for the neighborhood kid Lewerke, but we hate sparty too much. The heat and the late, late night did them in.


08/26/2018 - 8:01pm Urban, the trick is kick…

Urban, the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.

08/25/2018 - 2:55pm My streaks begin in my…

My streaks begin in my underwear.

08/25/2018 - 11:04am Meyer isn’t back until…

Meyer isn’t back until Tulane, he’s suspended for TCU.

08/23/2018 - 11:42am There’s no such thing as a…

There’s no such thing as a best tasting Corona, unless you’re a 14 year old girl at her first party.

08/21/2018 - 10:32pm I thought “ball lifter”…

I thought “ball lifter” meant punter

08/08/2018 - 5:05pm Thank You, Simone.


Thank You, Simone.



08/07/2018 - 3:11pm He had subs, it was crazy.

He had subs, it was crazy.

08/02/2018 - 11:49pm Brett’s Facebook post claims…

Brett’s Facebook post claims the pictures are from 2014-15.

08/02/2018 - 7:42pm Troll getting his message…

Troll getting his message out.

05/21/2018 - 8:08pm At least choose a Chicago school

That will make the tournament, I suggest Loyola

03/22/2018 - 9:58pm It’s a Christmas miracle!!!

Wifey is UM alum

I’m Loyola alum

May we all meet again in the sequel, Spaceballs Final 4: The Search for more Alumni Money

03/15/2018 - 1:17am The moon.

Man walks on it...

Like more than once.

I know, right?!

12/20/2017 - 11:39am 71 degrees


11/02/2017 - 12:50am It’s NU, I have no idea who NW is

That’s like calling Michigan MG

10/13/2017 - 10:43pm Playoffs?

Playoffs? .... Playoffs?

Go to bed, you’re drunk.

09/23/2017 - 3:36pm How do you know if someone is a realtor?

Don’t worry, they’ll farging tell you.

09/18/2017 - 3:15pm Thank you for taking the time out of your day

to tell us how insignificant this game is to you, your lack of interest is crystal clear.

03/19/2017 - 4:55pm If we cared about twitter

We'd be on twitter, but we're not 12.

02/14/2017 - 3:32pm Three pedals, nothing less

This would keep the morans off their phones, no lap dogs, or distracted driving.

The only exceptions being San Francisco or other extremely hilly cities.

12/19/2016 - 10:44pm I've got underwear

Older than him.

12/14/2016 - 8:10pm So you're saying

That you do care if you still could care less.

How nice.

12/09/2016 - 3:12pm Obligatory

12/09/2016 - 7:48am Wait....

Cabs still exist?!

11/22/2016 - 12:06pm See "The Never Ending Story"

So you'll never come back.




Not watching The Game, Bo haz disappoint.

11/16/2016 - 2:42pm (No subject)

11/12/2016 - 10:30am Knowledge Reigns Supreme

Over Nearly Everyone

11/10/2016 - 2:06pm That 4 makes me angry

and these pretzels are making me thirsty.

11/06/2016 - 7:42pm I'm taking him for his word

He said he'll graduate, so he'll return for one more year.

11/05/2016 - 9:08am I'm hungry for a Durkin Donut

I'm hungry for a Durkin Donut

10/31/2016 - 1:47am UNL

Has the best shot, sharty was never a threat.

10/28/2016 - 11:18pm Hoke should apologize!

Hoke should apologize!

10/27/2016 - 9:39pm Watching OSU lose to NU


10/27/2016 - 9:56am Wolverines Live in My Town

Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell would have been better.

10/24/2016 - 11:19am Northwestern is due for an OSU upset.

It's impossible to jinx the Cardiac Cats.

10/21/2016 - 4:46pm I work in digital marketing

And we won't go near Twitter.

1. It's for morons with no attention span and low household incomes.

2. Seriously, what year is it.

But go ahead and follow what famous people who shouldn't be famous rant about.


10/20/2016 - 12:06pm Evanston Native here

Stay the night in Evanston. Enjoy the lakefront and downtown Evanston. Drive up the north shore (Sheridan road) and gawk at the wealth.

Get a slice of pizza at Gigios or an Italian Beef w/cheddar fries at Buffalo Joes.



10/09/2016 - 5:29pm I've seen my share of #HumbleBrags

But this one is the most bizarre

10/08/2016 - 9:24am Staying dry, going to see Monster Jam

with the boy tonight (during game)

Will have to go dark and watch the game after I get home and put the kids to bed.

10/07/2016 - 12:17am A long night of head

Are where my thoughts are.

10/05/2016 - 9:47pm I just want Nebraska

To admit they're UN or UNL.

That backwards NU nonsense was a Big XII dealio.

10/01/2016 - 7:30am The wife and I are flying this morning

(Humble brag in 3.. 2...)

To SF for our 10th anniversary and will head straight to a Michigan bar when we land.

So we're both decked out in maize and blue and I feel kinda funny like we're trying to look like superfans as we travel. Not sure why I mentioned this, but I feel like a stereotype.

Eff it... GO BLUE!

09/30/2016 - 12:51pm How early? 30 - 60 - 90 minutes?

The wife & I are flying into SF that morning and are planning to watch there too.

09/30/2016 - 11:16am Easter Island > Ellis Island

Step up your #HumbleBrag game, son.

09/29/2016 - 10:37pm What is it with you and spoiler titles?


09/27/2016 - 3:27pm "VAN"Gorder

looks like he lives in a van down by the St. Joseph River... (Uncle Rico / Matt Foley Style)

09/23/2016 - 11:28pm Stop posting spoilers in titles

Act like you've been here before

09/14/2016 - 10:11pm SEPT 23


Chicago born & raised, fortunately during the Jordan era.

Kinda hard to forget the 23rd.

09/10/2016 - 7:29pm It was called the dark age:

I grew up in Evanston during it.

It sucked.

This sucks too.

09/09/2016 - 10:37pm I know a little German...

He's right over there!