|09/09/2018 - 2:29am||It’s about time ASU stood up…||
It’s about time ASU stood up! The wifey and I live down the block from Pinnacle Peak High School. We feel like we should root for the neighborhood kid Lewerke, but we hate sparty too much. The heat and the late, late night did them in.
|08/26/2018 - 8:01pm||Urban, the trick is kick…||
Urban, the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.
|08/25/2018 - 2:55pm||My streaks begin in my…||
My streaks begin in my underwear.
|08/25/2018 - 11:04am||Meyer isn’t back until…||
Meyer isn’t back until Tulane, he’s suspended for TCU.
|08/23/2018 - 11:42am||There’s no such thing as a…||
There’s no such thing as a best tasting Corona, unless you’re a 14 year old girl at her first party.
|08/21/2018 - 10:32pm||I thought “ball lifter”…||
I thought “ball lifter” meant punter
|08/08/2018 - 5:05pm||Thank You, Simone.
Thank You, Simone.
|08/07/2018 - 3:11pm||He had subs, it was crazy.||
He had subs, it was crazy.
|08/02/2018 - 11:49pm||Brett’s Facebook post claims…||
Brett’s Facebook post claims the pictures are from 2014-15.
|08/02/2018 - 7:42pm||Troll getting his message…||
Troll getting his message out.
|05/21/2018 - 8:08pm||At least choose a Chicago school||
That will make the tournament, I suggest Loyola
|03/22/2018 - 9:58pm||It’s a Christmas miracle!!!||
Wifey is UM alum
|03/15/2018 - 1:17am||The moon.||
Man walks on it...
Like more than once.
I know, right?!
|12/20/2017 - 11:39am||71 degrees||
|11/02/2017 - 12:50am||It’s NU, I have no idea who NW is||
That’s like calling Michigan MG
|10/13/2017 - 10:43pm||Playoffs?||
Playoffs? .... Playoffs?
Go to bed, you’re drunk.
|09/23/2017 - 3:36pm||How do you know if someone is a realtor?||
Don’t worry, they’ll farging tell you.
|09/18/2017 - 3:15pm||Thank you for taking the time out of your day||
to tell us how insignificant this game is to you, your lack of interest is crystal clear.
|03/19/2017 - 4:55pm||If we cared about twitter||
We'd be on twitter, but we're not 12.
|02/14/2017 - 3:32pm||Three pedals, nothing less||
This would keep the morans off their phones, no lap dogs, or distracted driving.
The only exceptions being San Francisco or other extremely hilly cities.
|12/19/2016 - 10:44pm||I've got underwear||
Older than him.
|12/14/2016 - 8:10pm||So you're saying||
That you do care if you still could care less.
|12/09/2016 - 3:12pm||Obligatory||
|12/09/2016 - 7:48am||Wait....||
Cabs still exist?!
|11/22/2016 - 12:06pm||See "The Never Ending Story"||
So you'll never come back.
Not watching The Game, Bo haz disappoint.
|11/16/2016 - 2:42pm||(No subject)||
|11/12/2016 - 10:30am||Knowledge Reigns Supreme||
Over Nearly Everyone
|11/10/2016 - 2:06pm||That 4 makes me angry||
and these pretzels are making me thirsty.
|11/06/2016 - 7:42pm||I'm taking him for his word||
He said he'll graduate, so he'll return for one more year.
|11/05/2016 - 9:08am||I'm hungry for a Durkin Donut||
I'm hungry for a Durkin Donut
|10/31/2016 - 1:47am||UNL||
Has the best shot, sharty was never a threat.
|10/28/2016 - 11:18pm||Hoke should apologize!||
Hoke should apologize!
|10/27/2016 - 9:39pm||Watching OSU lose to NU||
|10/27/2016 - 9:56am||Wolverines Live in My Town||
Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell would have been better.
|10/24/2016 - 11:19am||Northwestern is due for an OSU upset.||
It's impossible to jinx the Cardiac Cats.
|10/21/2016 - 4:46pm||I work in digital marketing||
And we won't go near Twitter.
1. It's for morons with no attention span and low household incomes.
2. Seriously, what year is it.
But go ahead and follow what famous people who shouldn't be famous rant about.
|10/20/2016 - 12:06pm||Evanston Native here||
Stay the night in Evanston. Enjoy the lakefront and downtown Evanston. Drive up the north shore (Sheridan road) and gawk at the wealth.
Get a slice of pizza at Gigios or an Italian Beef w/cheddar fries at Buffalo Joes.
|10/09/2016 - 5:29pm||I've seen my share of #HumbleBrags||
But this one is the most bizarre
|10/08/2016 - 9:24am||Staying dry, going to see Monster Jam||
with the boy tonight (during game)
Will have to go dark and watch the game after I get home and put the kids to bed.
|10/07/2016 - 12:17am||A long night of head||
Are where my thoughts are.
|10/05/2016 - 9:47pm||I just want Nebraska||
To admit they're UN or UNL.
That backwards NU nonsense was a Big XII dealio.
|10/01/2016 - 7:30am||The wife and I are flying this morning||
(Humble brag in 3.. 2...)
So we're both decked out in maize and blue and I feel kinda funny like we're trying to look like superfans as we travel. Not sure why I mentioned this, but I feel like a stereotype.
Eff it... GO BLUE!
|09/30/2016 - 12:51pm||How early? 30 - 60 - 90 minutes?||
The wife & I are flying into SF that morning and are planning to watch there too.
|09/30/2016 - 11:16am||Easter Island > Ellis Island||
Step up your #HumbleBrag game, son.
|09/29/2016 - 10:37pm||What is it with you and spoiler titles?||
|09/27/2016 - 3:27pm||"VAN"Gorder||
looks like he lives in a van down by the St. Joseph River... (Uncle Rico / Matt Foley Style)
|09/23/2016 - 11:28pm||Stop posting spoilers in titles||
Act like you've been here before
|09/14/2016 - 10:11pm||SEPT 23||
Chicago born & raised, fortunately during the Jordan era.
|09/10/2016 - 7:29pm||It was called the dark age:||
I grew up in Evanston during it.
|09/09/2016 - 10:37pm||I know a little German...||
He's right over there!