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01/07/2019 - 1:38pm Is this some sort of fucking…

Is this some sort of fucking joke?

12/21/2018 - 5:45pm I think the difference…

I think the difference between you and us is we think Taylor Lewan is a bit of a scumbag, just like everyone else. I think he was a great player but his actions are undeniably embarrassing. I think a lot of my fellow fans would agree. I’m not sure which unqualified parent you’re talking about paying but in my mind these things are a matter of degrees. Are we perfect? No. But you cited two transgressions, one of which occurred under a prior coach and the other which strikes me as nitpicking at best. Here’s what your school has going for it:

 

-Zach Smith and his multiple years of wife beating

-Hiring Urban Meyer knowing full well he permits violence and criminality on his players. By doing so your administration put the entire campus as risk by simply having him in charge of the football program 

-In a shocking turn of events, Urban Meyer permits violence and criminality under his watch for years while at OSU and leaves ignominiously

-Rather than discipline the man, your board of trustees fight the president tooth and nail to reduce Urban’s punishment to a nominal one. He gets a slap on the wrist, and literally the entire country excluding Buckeye nation (lol whatever the fuck that is) is rightly appalled. Your university (and by associates all it’s students and alums) are ridiculed and reprimanded in the media. Buckeye nation appears to feel victimized in a puzzling turn of events

-Your other most famous coaches have been fired nearly as ignominiously. Your most famous of all time was notorious for childish bouts of anger and gamesmanship and was fired for literally punching an opposing player. Your third most famous lied to the NCAA but would have been retained my your morally bankrupt institution had he not received a show cause

-Your players proudly and publicly proclaim things like “not playing school” (as if anyone needs to be disabused of the idea that OSU is a serious academic institution in the first place; we know it’s not) and that it’s ok to murder and steal

-Countless stories of your fan cruelty and violence are readily available. Stories of sucker punches, whole cans of beer being thrown at or poured on opposing fans, and credible threats of intimidation abound on this message board around the time of the Game. I’m sure in isolated instances the same has occurred in Ann Arbor but there’s no way the frequency approaches that in Columbus. For that reason, even though I’d love to see the atmosphere live I’ll never go see a game in Columbus. You call it home field, we call it avoiding human trash

I’m sure I’m missing some things, but my point is both of the following premises can be true: Michigan isn’t perfect, and Ohio State is actual trash. Permitting Urban to teach a class on ethics would be hilarious if it wasn’t one last sad “fuck you” from the school to Courtney Smith

 

12/14/2018 - 10:34am We gon lose

We gon lose

12/08/2018 - 7:27pm Respect it 100? Fucking…

Respect it 100? Fucking douchebag

12/03/2018 - 6:43pm Agreed. The narrative for…

Agreed. The narrative for the season has basically been written: still can't win the biggest one, still can't crack the playoff. Almost, just like 2016. Most of the college football world outside of UM and UF fanbases won't remember this game even happened in 2 years. 

11/28/2018 - 11:01am I enjoyed the post. Who…

I enjoyed the post. Who pissed in your Cheerios?

11/25/2018 - 9:11am You want him to say the…

You want him to say the defensive tackles suck and the safeties suck and we need better players? Ed Orgeron did that after they got waxed by Alabama and he sounded like a fucking asshole, so I’m glad Jim didn’t go that route.

11/24/2018 - 4:25pm Hey Don? You know, PSU last…

Hey Don? You know, PSU last year upset me too, and you sure did a good job turning that game around this year. But that wasn’t the last game of the season my man...

Also, there’s this newfangled play that offenses like to run called Mesh, let me draw it up for you, it’s super interesting...

11/24/2018 - 4:20pm What coaching? The team…

What coaching? The team looked like nobody watched a goddamn minute of film, let alone open a media guide. What an utter embarrassment, the whole squad and coaching staff should be ashamed of themselves.

11/24/2018 - 4:02pm College basketball

College basketball

11/19/2018 - 4:21pm If you looked at the S&P+…

If you looked at the S&P+ for both teams in the last 6 games only, we'd be way ahead of them I bet. Granted the other games happened, but you also have to consider that one team has been pretty consistently trending up and the other down. 

11/19/2018 - 6:36am I struggle to imagine…

I struggle to imagine scenarios in which this ends well

11/18/2018 - 9:55am I’m soft? Ok internet tough…

I’m soft? Ok internet tough guy. How can I be harder like you?

11/18/2018 - 1:12am If this doesn’t send a few…

If this doesn’t send a few chills up and down your spine, I don’t know what will:

”And you wonder: do I like Michigan because of the way I am, or am I the way I am because I like Michigan?”

I’m glad I am the way I am because I like Michigan, and because I hate Ohio State. 

11/17/2018 - 8:02pm Yes that too

Yes that too

11/17/2018 - 7:53pm Fuck Tom Allen. Fuck Indiana…

Fuck Tom Allen. Fuck Indiana. I hope they lose again and miss a bowl. Headhunting cheating fucks. 

11/17/2018 - 7:41pm He completely lost control…

He completely lost control of the game

11/12/2018 - 8:17pm Suddenly this feels like the…

Suddenly this feels like the right answer to everything from now on

11/11/2018 - 1:54pm This has nothing to do with…

This has nothing to do with Purdue in this case. Brohm played at Louisville and this is his dream job. Like Harbaugh to Michigan, except in this case it involves a trash school as opposed to Michigan. When mama calls, you gotta head home.

11/11/2018 - 1:52pm I don’t know how they will…

I don’t know how they will handle it, but my hope is the committee will treat the SECCG as a play-in game. Last year Georgia didn’t play Alabama so the committee didn’t set up a pointless rematch by including both. This year, what would be the point of having them play once and then again in a few weeks? The logic being, whoever just lost literally just got their shot at another playoff contender and lost, no point in playing it over again.

11/09/2018 - 10:53am I'm hearing it's Les Miles…

I'm hearing it's Les Miles. Yes, that Les Miles. No, it's not a good idea. 

11/08/2018 - 9:09am 6 is better because it gives…

6 is better because it gives top teams much more incentive to keep playing for a bye or a higher seed and makes late season games more meaningful. This would be enhanced if first round games were home games for 3 and 4. The goal should always be maximize importance of regular season while making sure all the top teams are in a fair playoff, IMO

11/04/2018 - 10:44am Yep. Pretty sure we started…

Yep. Pretty sure we started this when I was there around 2005 / 2006 and were in the midst of a like 8-game win streak against PSU (including the Henne to Manningham game).

11/03/2018 - 7:37pm Yeah, piss off Don Brown at…

Yeah, piss off Don Brown at your own risk. This defense is legendary

10/22/2018 - 9:50pm Dafuq?

Dafuq?

10/21/2018 - 1:02am Thanks for nothing.

Thanks for nothing.

10/20/2018 - 1:18pm What is the counterstrike…

What is the counterstrike guy?

10/18/2018 - 6:09am We’ve plowed this ground…

We’ve plowed this ground already Angelique 

10/16/2018 - 5:39pm Don't go

If you do go, eat…

Don't go

If you do go, eat at Menna's

10/16/2018 - 12:38pm Disagree. Weather increases…

Disagree. Weather increases variance without respect to quality of play - more random events like dropped passes, fumbles, slips, etc. That has nothing to do with skill and tends to give worse teams a better chance given they need more variance in order to beat a better team. 

10/16/2018 - 12:36pm Agree with you there. He…

Agree with you there. He seems to equate loud commentary with good commentary. For my money, give me Spielman with whoever. I know he's a Buckeye but his LB instincts and training let him diagnose and explain plays on the fly better than anyone I've seen in the business. 

10/14/2018 - 1:06pm Pretty sure it was fall…

Pretty sure it was fall break so they have a good excuse 

10/14/2018 - 12:33pm I’m a shouter on basically…

I’m a shouter on basically every play on defense during a competitive game and even I was surprised how deep in the 4th quarter the fans got really loud on 3rd down. Thought the fans showed well

And don’t tell me the atmosphere isn’t daunting when we’ve been rolling teams at home lately

10/14/2018 - 12:16am Ed Warriner is about as…

Ed Warriner is about as important a hire as Donny Brown, full stop. He’s going to make Michigan back into Michigan on offense

10/14/2018 - 12:08am The jump around trolling was…

The jump around trolling was amazing

10/14/2018 - 12:03am Love a good bludgeoning on…

Love a good bludgeoning on prime time

10/10/2018 - 6:38pm I think I've read before…

I think I've read before about coaches who steal things from opposing offenses when they see things they like on tape during game-week prep. This type of thing isn't unheard-of at all

10/10/2018 - 6:36pm Ben Mason is my favorite…

Ben Mason is my favorite player on offense by a pretty wide margin. That makes me happy

Also: I love the Big Big Boys. I think people will understand what I mean when I say this offense is starting to look like Michigan again

10/09/2018 - 12:06pm "Ace, your #5" really is the…

"Ace, your #5" really is the best...

10/09/2018 - 12:03pm Donated. Good luck with your…

Donated. Good luck with your recovery, brother. I have no way of understanding what you're going through but hopefully it helps even a little knowing there's a big Michigan community out there collectively rooting for you.

10/07/2018 - 11:02am Hoping the team is saving up…

Hoping the team is saving up for osu!

10/07/2018 - 10:45am This is amazing:

“I haven’t…

This is amazing:

“I haven’t seen all the fullbacks, but we love our fullback.”

Laughed out loud at that one.

10/03/2018 - 8:31pm I think a good tell is how…

I think a good tell is how quickly the previous guy gets picked up by another team and in what capacity. IIRC Drevno had to scrape and scratch just to become the RB coach at USC (where he was very recently OL coach). 

09/26/2018 - 7:47pm What is the meaning of the …

What is the meaning of the "Urban Legends Never Die" shirt? I get it's a play on his name, but is there some old saying about urban legends not dying? I'm not sure I get the reference

09/24/2018 - 3:03pm +1 Informative

+1 Informative

09/24/2018 - 1:15pm IMPACT FULLBACK!

IMPACT FULLBACK!

09/19/2018 - 1:58pm I’m flattered that they…

I’m flattered that they think we’re Drago... we’re not...

09/18/2018 - 8:32pm Last time I was this excited…

Last time I was this excited for a recruit... probably Rashan? This is huuuuge, welcome aboard buddy!

09/18/2018 - 8:31pm Holy fuck

Holy fuck

09/16/2018 - 3:05pm I don’t remember there ever…

I don’t remember there ever being a rule against this