Erik_in_Dayton

September 24th, 2014 at 4:34 PM ^

...our drummer Donny quit because he got a job at Best Buy.  But thanks for the compliment.

We're Event Horizon now.  Our new drummer, Otto, thought of it. 

Otto rocks.  He can slam the skins, he has a van, and he can get his hands on some real sticky stuff, if you know what I mean! 

alum96

September 24th, 2014 at 3:45 PM ^

Stephen Ross will sign him to the Dolphins then will agree with the future AD to trade Harbaugh to Michigan for 2 Cokes.

This comes from my Bleacher Report source.

We got this.

Ben v2

September 24th, 2014 at 3:54 PM ^

James Joseph Harbaugh' interest in the Michigan position will increase exponentially if all of the following happens

1. Dave Brandon is fired

2. Brady Hoke is relieved from the football HC position

3. SF does not offer an extension, but does not fire him, making him ineligible for a severance

4. SF threatens to trade JH to a less than desirable NFL destination (Cleveland again, Dallas with JJones)

5. Michigan offers >$7M a year

My money is on John Harbaugh.  Otherwise, Mark Schlissel may choose to let the new AD pick his own guy.  Brad Bates would probably pick Chuck Martin.  Warde Manuel would pick Teryl Austin.

 

NoVaWolverine

September 25th, 2014 at 9:42 AM ^

Hadn't heard that name before in all the musing about potential Hoke replacements... Just had a look at his bio. Checks a lot of boxes. Not too old (49); grew up in Pennsylvania, went to Pitt, and was a grad assistant coach at Penn St., so he's got some roots in important recruiting territory; was a defensive assistant at Michigan from 99-02, so he's got UM ties for those morons who believe such ties are a necessity to be a "Michigan Man" head coach. Seems to be an excellent defensive backs coach based on the players he's developed. Never been a head coach anywhere, though. Also, he's an NFL coordinator now; you'd think he'd want to see how well he could do in that job, with the hope of landing a head coaching gig in the NFL first, rather than coming back to college.

Avon Barksdale

September 24th, 2014 at 3:58 PM ^

Week 4 of the NFL season and Jim Harbaugh's people are stating he has "little interest in coaching college football." I'd hope so seeing as how if his people said "he's dying to go back to coach Michigan," he would have a locker room that hated him the next thirteen weeks.

HenneGivenSunday

September 24th, 2014 at 3:59 PM ^

Sooo... this report is garbage, and the other report from a guy that wears a crown on his webpage is legit?  Makes perfect sense.

JIM HARBAUGH IS NOT COMING TO MICHIGAN.  STOP TORTURING YOURSELVES.

BlueinLansing

September 24th, 2014 at 4:03 PM ^

with a good paying job in the last year of his contract, with negotiations pending and possible mult-million dollar offers from other NFL franchises coming says he's not interested in college.

 

Totally shocked.

CoachBP6

September 24th, 2014 at 4:04 PM ^

He never was returning to Michigan to begin with.  The media just stokes the fire to garner ratings and national attention.  

Wolverine Devotee

September 24th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^

I expect a lemon to be consumed by all the non-believers when he's hired. 

Can you imagine the shot of energy hiring him would give this program and this fanbase?

I'd celebrate like a fucking madman. I'd get drunk and go do snow angels outside. 

MGoVoldemort

September 24th, 2014 at 4:28 PM ^

Anonymous Source: Jim, I say we put a story out there that says you aren't interested in returning to college.

 

Jim Harbaugh: Continue, anonymous source

 

 For the last time, Jim, I've been your agent for 11 years now.

You're fucking kidding me?

Call me Arn

 

Whatever you say, anonymous source

Just keep smiling, Jim. Anyway, listen. I want to release it to the media, but somewhere not big enough to matter, a place not many will read it so we won't scare Michigan away. Afterall, we're in this for the larger picture, Jimbo.

I've got this guy at Bleacher Report that's been thrown out of press conferences due to improper credentials. This fucking guy, I tell you; the security guard told him to stop trying to make this bleacher report thing happen.

 Perfect.

 

JamieH

September 24th, 2014 at 4:14 PM ^

no doubt.  But Harbaugh would be a complete idiot say anything else publically during the current season.  Otherwise he'd be completely torpedoing both his season and pretty much pulling the rug out from under Brady Hoke at the same time.

CoverZero

September 24th, 2014 at 4:14 PM ^

Thats OK, John Harbaugh is a better fit.  Mattison would stay on as DC, and Hoke could be D Line coach (aha just kiddin but you never know).

Bottom line:  Pray for more turbulance and losses for Baltimore.