UM/Maryland Game Sign Ideas
I'll be attending the Maryland game which is typically more like a high school game given how small the stadium is and how half empty it tends to be with the crappy weather and fair weather fans, so good chance that clever signs might get some air time.
Any ideas other than "Beat OSU?"
November 15th, 2021 at 2:06 PM ^
"I'd rather be in Minnesota playing for the jug"
November 15th, 2021 at 2:11 PM ^
I LOVE 2 PISS
November 15th, 2021 at 2:14 PM ^
How about a recipe for turtle soup?
November 15th, 2021 at 2:15 PM ^
or relatedly a giant picture of The Shredder
November 15th, 2021 at 2:21 PM ^
Have a picture of yourself holding a sign, holding that sign!
November 15th, 2021 at 3:07 PM ^
The Droste effect sign, killer concept.
November 15th, 2021 at 2:28 PM ^
Beat ohio.
Donatello hates the Terps
Michigan is better than you at everything
Turgeon makes Gary Williams look like Mike Shusheffskee
My high school stadium was bigger than this
I just drove 2 hours on the beltway to get home yesterday, and watching Maryland's football team is the low point of my week.
Also, I've been tracking the weather for the game. its dropped. its about 48 and with a 330 game time, itll be 30 by the end. ugh. hopefully not windy like today.
November 15th, 2021 at 2:48 PM ^
Logged in to upvote "My high school stadium was bigger than this"
November 15th, 2021 at 3:06 PM ^
Agree; it will be cold AF. The Mrs also has a work dinner she is dragging my ass to.
November 15th, 2021 at 3:53 PM ^
OT: I've encountered reference to "The Mrs" easily a gazillion times before
However, for some reason, seeing your use got me wondering if wives ever refer to "The Mr." I don't think I've ever heard that usage or read it.
Anyone?
November 15th, 2021 at 4:07 PM ^
Only in Ohio do wives refer to "THE" Mr.
November 15th, 2021 at 8:27 PM ^
most women whose husbands refer to them as "the mrs." typically refer to their husbands as "that prick who thinks it's okay to call me 'the mrs.'"
November 15th, 2021 at 2:29 PM ^
Terps can't "run" a "Hurry-Up" offense!!!! GO BLUE!!!
November 15th, 2021 at 2:39 PM ^
"Mark Turgeon didn't recruit Hunter Dickinson"
Some signs don't need punchlines, the truth can just hit harder.
November 15th, 2021 at 2:53 PM ^
What about:
"Hunter says Hi"
or
"The Hare was robbed by Big Ten officials."
November 15th, 2021 at 2:56 PM ^
How about: "Maryland: Half the reason it's still just the Big *Ten*"?
November 15th, 2021 at 3:10 PM ^
☝️ File this one also under the truth hurts.
November 15th, 2021 at 2:58 PM ^
kick them in the testudo (their mascot's name)
November 15th, 2021 at 3:02 PM ^
Wolverines eat turtle soup!
November 15th, 2021 at 3:04 PM ^
Just be sure to get one of those crab pretzels
November 15th, 2021 at 3:07 PM ^
"COACH, YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"
November 15th, 2021 at 3:38 PM ^
"I came here for some alone time."
November 15th, 2021 at 3:39 PM ^
LET'S HATE DUKE.
November 15th, 2021 at 3:58 PM ^
The Maryland Twerps
UM! Beat UM! {for the risk averse}
You won't be merry long, Marylanders.
Mock Turtle, You're in the Soup
Knock over the Terra Pins
November 15th, 2021 at 3:59 PM ^
Beat Maryland
November 15th, 2021 at 3:59 PM ^
Terps getting a bid to the Brunswick Bowl!
(again)
November 15th, 2021 at 4:05 PM ^
Durkin.........
......Doops
November 15th, 2021 at 4:11 PM ^
Crabcakes and football - Maryland only does one of these things.
November 15th, 2021 at 4:35 PM ^
Bradley Cooper is the last one inducted to Maryland's Ring of Honor
November 15th, 2021 at 4:47 PM ^
Now THAT is a great freaking sign idea.
November 15th, 2021 at 4:41 PM ^
The Terp’s mantra is “Fear the Turtle” … how about “Sear the Turtle” ?
November 15th, 2021 at 4:50 PM ^
User name checks out.
November 15th, 2021 at 5:16 PM ^
When will Maryland get full B1G membership (Friday night lights)
November 15th, 2021 at 5:30 PM ^
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your crabs; but you cannot pick off Cade McNamara.
I'd rather be near a space heater
ESPN = Every Single Person here is Numb
Beer, Bridges and Beaches: Michigan does everything better than you, Maryland
If you can read this sign, Fox is cutting to another [expletive] commercial
November 15th, 2021 at 8:29 PM ^
If you can read this sign, Fox is cutting to another [expletive] commercial
fantastic.
November 15th, 2021 at 6:30 PM ^
So when will ticket prices crater?
I have my parking permit. Been tracking on Stubhub, and the second tier is still over $125.
Do I just buy a $60 third deck seat and walk down?
November 15th, 2021 at 9:23 PM ^
Based on previous games I attended there, the upper deck section seats on the sidelines are not bad because the stadium is not that big. I got tickets this year through Michigan in Section 2 Row Y, but the upper deck near midfield might be a better angle. I might consider just trying to buy individual tickets from Maryland in the future depending on how I like my seats.
November 15th, 2021 at 7:21 PM ^
Blow this up and throw it on a poster.
November 15th, 2021 at 7:24 PM ^
I was raised by Chicago
November 15th, 2021 at 7:40 PM ^
Put an block M on McCarty
A Maryland M on Claude
November 15th, 2021 at 8:28 PM ^
"maryland sucked in the ACC, too."
November 15th, 2021 at 11:08 PM ^
Picture of Larry David with a slogan.
Larry David is funnier than MD Football
November 15th, 2021 at 11:51 PM ^
Harbaugh calls Locksley’s plays.
November 16th, 2021 at 1:34 AM ^
How about “Pants last week, the Big House next week” with a flame picture.