The official Michigan State Basketball Schadenfreude thread
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^
The better team won both games this season.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:38 PM ^
The better program won both games this season.
Fixed it for you.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:49 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:55 PM ^
We have the better arena to boot.
February 23rd, 2014 at 10:20 PM ^
Just shut-up. Who is arguing about who has a better arena?
February 24th, 2014 at 10:50 AM ^
And better uniforms and better haircuts and better health (obviously) and better colors and better school and better strength coach (who's been getting tons of mentions on the air, thanks to beefing up Stauskas and LeVert)
February 24th, 2014 at 12:11 PM ^
Well, maybe not the uniform part. Those yellow highlighter uniforms are pretty awful. And years from now, when we see replays of them, I think we'll all be a little embarrassed.
February 23rd, 2014 at 3:02 PM ^
Accordingly, the better internet community was treated to victory.
February 23rd, 2014 at 4:55 PM ^
just an awesome day!!!!
February 23rd, 2014 at 8:21 PM ^
That's good because I definitely didn't want to lose to the team leading the league in stupid looking facial hair.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^
WOOOOOOO! GO BLUE!!!!
Have to admit, I thought we were going to lose big in this one.
February 23rd, 2014 at 3:38 PM ^
Hindsight is always 20/20 but I think most of us were expecting a dogfight, and a win for the good guys.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:14 PM ^
Their tears of unfathomable sadness are so delicious.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:17 PM ^
dirty talk, that's his mother for Christ's sake...
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:25 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
or dirty Sanchez.....
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:26 PM ^
better be a tim horton's donut.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:45 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:57 PM ^
Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
February 23rd, 2014 at 7:55 PM ^
Me neither.
February 23rd, 2014 at 3:29 PM ^
I'll admit it: the moose is pretty hot!
February 23rd, 2014 at 5:58 PM ^
what a Rack!
February 23rd, 2014 at 7:06 PM ^
Or are you from Canada?
February 24th, 2014 at 8:56 AM ^
The latter would strongly imply the former.
February 23rd, 2014 at 5:58 PM ^
She's hot and she has doughnuts. What's weird about finding that arousing?
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
I have a moose knuckle right now
February 23rd, 2014 at 3:58 PM ^
....oh, never mind!
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:58 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:16 PM ^
I sent a Spartan family member a simple text at the 30 second mark: Hail to the Victors
We had no communication before, or leading up to the game. the reply: Suck Cock!!!
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
a little here, but i don't think he took that well.
February 23rd, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^
You stay classy, Sparty.
February 23rd, 2014 at 8:54 PM ^
Your mother is a Sparty?
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:19 PM ^
Waiting on the GIF of Valentine talking worlds of trash (somehow without a tech) in the early first half...
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
"Please go easy on us today. We are suppose to be a final four team."
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:54 PM ^
bigtime today. I wonder if he will bolt to the Pistons? I do not want to be anywhere near Cedar Grove tonight.....burn things and flip over cop cars.
February 23rd, 2014 at 3:37 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 4:06 PM ^
Cedar Village
February 23rd, 2014 at 3:39 PM ^
He's in a tough spot. He probably isn't a suitable NBA coach (no millionaires are going to tolerate his screaming at them, the refs won't tolerate his tantrums and his defense won't be allowed to grab/hold). He is also about to field his least talented team in years. Gone will be Harris, Payne and Appling. In will be...crickets. No better way for that little, whiny, pompous, egomaniacal prick to go. He deserves to watch his legend implode.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 5:54 PM ^
That kid is such a punk. The fact that he wasn't even on the freaking court when he started that nonsense is what put it over the top. And yes, that totally should have been a T.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:20 PM ^
Caris in the first half, Nik in the second.
Glenn pulled down some huge rebounds and fought hard at time under the boards. Got rewarded in the end with the alley-oop.
And it's amazing how neither Horford or Morgan fouled out in that game. It took every foul in to quell Payne. That was impressive tag team D.
SWEEP MUPPETS, BABY!
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:25 PM ^
Horford fouled out with two minutes left.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:43 PM ^
That's what was so amazing about it!
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:21 PM ^
I heard that six Spartans were taken away in ambulances to deal with hangnails, toothaches, and corns. One of the rough and tough Spartan players is also is rumored to have eaten really hot soup yesterday and have burnt his tongue--Izzo privately has said deciding whether that player would suit up or not was the second hardest decision of his life.
Izzo then wept for three straight hours until Dickie V. arrive to console him.
Man, that's so much more fun to write after a season sweep!
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:33 PM ^
The slapping on the floor wasn't to pump up the defense, it was to pop both dislocated wrists for all five players back into place... the toughness on that team is remarkable
February 23rd, 2014 at 5:08 PM ^
Sometimes I wonder where the reputation came from.
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:21 PM ^
February 23rd, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^
Enjoy the water cooler chatter tomorrow, friends.