Who's gonna post Lou Anna Simon's bail?
She was just arrested for lying to cops in the Nassar case. Max is 4 years prison.
Sorry, tried to embed.
https://twitter.com/reporterdavidj/status/1064962528474742784
November 20th, 2018 at 2:53 PM ^
About damn time
BREAKING: Ex-MSU President Lou Anna Simon charged with lying to police about Nassar investigation https://t.co/5VD3R7eyPM via @LSJnews
— David Jesse (@reporterdavidj) November 20, 2018
November 20th, 2018 at 6:17 PM ^
I just don't get it. I don't condone, but understand someone lying about money they have laundered and stolen. I understand about lying to cover your own rear end about behavior you have committed. I don't understand why you would lie to protect a child molester doctor. What does lying do to protect you? Why lie to cover up for him? What a wicked web we weave....
November 21st, 2018 at 1:33 AM ^
DENIAL, GUILT and SHAME for LOOKING THE OTHER WAY
I had 8.5 hours of depositions today of former school board members who were in power when a coach abused three middle school aged boys, now men (two of which are my clients), over a many years.
Their lack of remorse and inability to take responsibility would make most criminal defendants blush.
For nearly three decades I’ve been a lawyer, and irrespective of the many challenging cases and clients I’ve had over the years — often in some horribly gruesome cases — by far the most accountability resistant people I’ve encountered are people who look the other way when there are HUGE RED FLAGS, BANNERS and CREDIBLE ALLEGATIONS OF CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE.
Something about the cognitive dissonance created when an adult failed to follow their fundamental, anthropological mandate to protect a child, and are now confronted with the truth. They, like JoePa, deny to the last day that they knew or should’ve seen the warning signs. The rationalizations, justifications, and excuses are sickening.
The abusers live in the fourth circle of hell, but the enablers, those who knew better but looked away and denied, they in eternity will reside in the fifth circle.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:44 AM ^
They have a 7 year old thread called “Fox News Channel Babes.” That tells you all you need to know about that board
November 20th, 2018 at 6:12 PM ^
I happen to choose this link for the story, and was rewarded with this side story headline:
November 20th, 2018 at 6:22 PM ^
Shit, I could buy two cokes with that.
Still too soon?
November 20th, 2018 at 7:16 PM ^
They would need to pay me more.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:54 PM ^
Was she cuffed and taken away in a squad car? Please say yes...
November 20th, 2018 at 2:56 PM ^
Wonder if that squad car (haven't heard that term in years) had SCMODS.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
In Michigan, we have LEIN and OTIS, Jake.
November 20th, 2018 at 3:02 PM ^
Fix the cigarette lighter.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
all signs point to no:(
November 20th, 2018 at 3:39 PM ^
No, LJ Scott gave her a ride so she could turn herself in.
November 20th, 2018 at 4:25 PM ^
This comment was so well thought out... Thank you lol
November 20th, 2018 at 2:54 PM ^
Tim Izzi is on the horn right now with his financial advisor to help pitch in. He said he's doing it for all the "survivors" and will be wearing a teal ribbon to boot. In other news, it's been a tough year for Tim.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
Put her in a cell with Crazy Eyes.
November 20th, 2018 at 4:50 PM ^
Have you seen Simon? She is a textbook butch lesbian if I ever saw one. She'll have 10 bitches doing whatever she wants by the end of the first weekend.
November 21st, 2018 at 1:21 PM ^
What an incredibly shitty post.
November 20th, 2018 at 4:51 PM ^
Or Krazee Eyez Killa.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
Don't mind me.. just a slowpoke here.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:56 PM ^
They didn't let her turn herself in? That's cold. But not as cold as if they had arrested her tomorrow at the end of the day.
November 20th, 2018 at 3:03 PM ^
Sucks when the dudes in windbreakers show up while you're carving the turkey.
"YOU CANT WAIT A FEW HOURS?! DON'T WORRY, DARLIN, I'LL BE OUT BEFORE YOU SERVE THE PUMPKIN PIE."
November 20th, 2018 at 3:06 PM ^
In the old days, you'd serve the cops dinner before they took you away.
November 20th, 2018 at 4:13 PM ^
Hundred bucks to anyone who gets a picture of him in an orange jumpsuit.
November 20th, 2018 at 6:15 PM ^
Did you mean to write "her?"
November 20th, 2018 at 2:56 PM ^
And they tried to keep her employed.
November 20th, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
MSU interim President John Engler said in a statement that the university is "aware of the charges brought today against former President Simon" and that Simon is taking "an immediate leave of absence, without pay, to focus on her legal situation."
wtf...
November 20th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
Wait, wait, wait. They were still employing her. What in the effity eff!
November 20th, 2018 at 3:50 PM ^
and the story says MSU is paying for her legal defense.
November 20th, 2018 at 5:01 PM ^
Which means that all Michigan residents are paying her legal defense...
Sports aside, they seemingly got off light in my opinion with regards to the Nassar abomination. Glad to see justice is still being served. Hope she gets a cell right next to Klages and Strampel.
November 20th, 2018 at 5:35 PM ^
Fuck Golden. Thats a Platinum parachute. With the gold plane attached.
November 20th, 2018 at 6:43 PM ^
"a lifetime of free MSU football tickets"?
More of a punishment than a perk I'd say
November 20th, 2018 at 6:52 PM ^
Two club seats to watch the Spartan's offense this year could count as time served.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
but did she litter?
November 20th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
No, she seduced. She is, after all, a seductress.
November 20th, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
That's it. I'm getting all of my mock turtlenecks out of the attic. Time to get them pressed and see if my blazers still fit.
November 20th, 2018 at 4:24 PM ^
Tommy Amaker agrees
November 20th, 2018 at 5:27 PM ^
Elton John, without makeup.
November 20th, 2018 at 6:14 PM ^
Was this photo taken immediately prior to her yelling I AM THE SENATE and shooting lightning bolts from her fingers?
November 20th, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
Charged, not arrested. I'm sure she was probably politely asked to appear in court for a minute, but still, it's definitely something.
November 20th, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
Whoever posts bail, my bet is that LJ Scott picks her up since he has free time and knows the most direct routes.
November 20th, 2018 at 3:13 PM ^
I lol’ed!
November 20th, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
What exactly are they alleging she did? This confuses me, but I'm not very smart.
"Simon told State Police investigators that she was aware that in 2014 an MSU sports medicine doctor was the subject of a Title IX investigation. The AG's Office says in the court documents that Simon knew that Nassar was the subject of that 2014 investigation."
November 20th, 2018 at 3:04 PM ^
I'm confused by that as well. Wondering if it's a typo perhaps? At the end they have a quote from her public statement saying she had no knowledge prior to 2016. But as your quote says she actually knew in 2014. I'm wondering if that's the discrepancy she had with her official story.
Had she done something in 2014, my family members would not have been victims. Fuck Lou Anna Simon, Kathy Klages, and all who covered this up.
November 20th, 2018 at 4:01 PM ^
I was thinking typo was well, and what you wrote, but wasn't sure.
Very sorry to hear about your family, I hope she and all the others admit their wrongdoing and pay the price.