October 12th, 2018 at 1:12 PM ^
We should all remember that Scott Paterno is a man well north of 30 talking about the cool bars at a college town.
October 12th, 2018 at 2:34 PM ^
um...I may be guilty of this as well.
October 12th, 2018 at 3:02 PM ^
I'm a man. I'm 50.
October 12th, 2018 at 4:17 PM ^
People over 30 can't enjoy a fun atmosphere and going out to bars? What a stupid comment.
October 12th, 2018 at 5:15 PM ^
Assuming it's really his account, of course (wouldn't be too surprised if it is).
October 12th, 2018 at 1:14 PM ^
With a name like Paterno, he's got to be an a-hole.
October 12th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
All you under 50 brats gtfo my lawn!
October 12th, 2018 at 1:16 PM ^
Scott listen real close
October 12th, 2018 at 1:16 PM ^
Ha. Sounds like he’s still butt hurt from Penn State losing however many in a row to us. Sorry to break it to you Scott, but Ann Arbor is better than State College, the Big House is better than your erector set stadium, and your dad knew
October 12th, 2018 at 1:19 PM ^
9 in a row but who's counting.
Also as someone who has been to Happy Valley I've never had a harder time getting to and from the stadium as I did there. The place is an erector set in the middle of nowhere and the sight lines are horrific. I did manage to avoid stepping in cow shit on the way in though so that was good.
October 12th, 2018 at 5:16 PM ^
Had the same experience there in 2006. Parked near the stadium, asked a police officer where a bar was that we could watch some early games at and he pointed and said “about 2 miles that way”. Thankfully I got to witness Alan Branch murder a Penn State quarterback before spending 4 hours stuck in traffic trying to get out of that shit hole city.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
Scott Paterno... Proof that some family trees don't have a lot of branches.
October 12th, 2018 at 2:12 PM ^
....that the nuts don't fall far from the tree. Which reminds me....
BTW, FUCK ped state and all their delusional joepa loving fans and all the paternos!!!
October 12th, 2018 at 3:22 PM ^
Hmmm, good college town? That's not a good town period, let alone a college town. I wouldn't bring my 10 year old son anywhere near Penn St. Oh, and joepa knew!
October 12th, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
You can get fucked up at any college bar, bruh.
What a fucking idiot.
Apologies for our student body having better things to do than "get fucked up."
We shall see how many "golf clappers" there are tomorrow night. I will be there and I'm not a golfer.
October 12th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^
I'm here to golf or to kick ass - and I am all out of golf balls.
October 12th, 2018 at 4:14 PM ^
I gave up trying to embed it. Kept getting an error message.
October 13th, 2018 at 12:08 AM ^
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
October 13th, 2018 at 12:09 AM ^
Wish Joepa would have brought down the hammer rather than golf clapping on the sidelines.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:18 PM ^
Putting down Ann Arbor (which is frequently named the best college town lol) won't solve your daddy issues, Scott
October 12th, 2018 at 1:18 PM ^
Here's a person that defends the guy that enabled a child rapist. He doesn't like Ann Arbor because he knows we don't like him. Let him stay in State College, where other defenders of child rapists can sympathize with him.
October 12th, 2018 at 2:37 PM ^
Your theory has a hole...Does ANYONE like him? Do you really think anyone outside State College likes the guy? Like, anyone at all???
October 12th, 2018 at 4:07 PM ^
I'm not sure many inside State College like him either.
Loved his Dad...and child rapists. Just not Scott.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:19 PM ^
Ann Arbor is a hole?
At least we don't allow child rapists in our locker room showers.
Miserable POS enabler fuckwad.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:20 PM ^
Well, if anybody would know a "hole" in a college town, my guess would be a Paterno would get the nod 9 times out of 10.......
October 12th, 2018 at 2:13 PM ^
....12 out of 10!!!
October 12th, 2018 at 2:43 PM ^
Gonna have to disagree with you there, since obviously Scott Paterno doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
October 12th, 2018 at 3:07 PM ^
Very sick and inappropriate joke about Jerry Sandusky is being thought of, but not said in this public forum.
You're welcome.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:21 PM ^
who pissed in his cheerios. what a wanker.
and fuck penn state and their delusional joepa loving fans.
October 12th, 2018 at 2:14 PM ^
+1 for your ending!!!
October 12th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
"and fuck penn state and their delusional joepa loving fans. " should be cut and pasted to the end of every comment referring to f-ing penn state.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:24 PM ^
FYI
Penn State was tops for sure. But don’t sleep on Michigan this week. I know. Their student section rep is more shall we say “reserved.” Got a feeling we might not be saying that after this weekend. https://t.co/FulRwm6zhQ
— Rece Davis (@ESPN_ReceDavis) October 12, 2018
October 12th, 2018 at 1:27 PM ^
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Scott.
October 12th, 2018 at 2:17 PM ^
Fat, drunk, stupid, and doesn't think his Daddy did anything wrong. No amount of drunk and stupid will account for that.
F him and the rest of the Ped State Joepa apologists. Most of us have been to State College, the best thing we saw was it in our rearview mirrors.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:26 PM ^
Is it strangely ironic he seems to be stuck on the word "a hole"?
Sorry Scott, I know "Uncle Jerry" must have been a real joy. Get some therapy and tell your story #HeToo!
October 12th, 2018 at 1:32 PM ^
You joke, but that HBO movie did sort of imply something like that.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:41 PM ^
Well than I'm serious, tell the story to encourage all victims to do the same!
I already find it a joke that their school of mental health isn't foremost authority on child molestation and doing a lot more to shine a light on exploitation around the globe.
If your always gonna be ped U why not at least be known for being a leader in understanding it and hopefully ending it.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:28 PM ^
Good. I hope I never see that fat fuck in an Ann Arbor bar
October 12th, 2018 at 4:39 PM ^
Just in case you do see him, here is an updated photo as he appears today.
October 12th, 2018 at 5:07 PM ^
Chet is deeply offended.....
October 12th, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^
Scott's the fat one, right? The one that sent letters to schools begging to be hired after it was discovered he was complicit in covering up child rape for decades?
Fuck that guy.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:41 PM ^
Yea he's like Charlie Weis sized fat.
October 12th, 2018 at 4:38 PM ^
That's quite fat, that is.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:33 PM ^
For the win.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:42 PM ^
I loved the old joke:
What do Joe Paterno and a three-story colonial in Ann Arbor have in common?
Both are owned by Lloyd Carr.
October 12th, 2018 at 1:45 PM ^
Touche' my friend!
October 12th, 2018 at 1:50 PM ^
That is savage