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Previously:

• All-Numbers Team Part I: The Offense
• All-Numbers Team Part II: The Defense
• Ancient History: 1879 to 1968
• The 5-stars
• The 3-stars
• The Extracurriculars.
• Position-Switchers
• Highlights
• The Best of Michigan (the state)

This week: I went through the entire Bentley database.

Rules: He has to be in the Bentley database, and I can only use a guy once, preferably where he played most.

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QUARTERBACK:

Puckelwartz was unfortunate to have played at the same time as M's greatest ever QB

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Bill Puckelwartz (HM Don Moorhead, Irv Uteritz)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Louis A. Brunsting Jr. or Ignatius M. Duffy
• Best Nickname: John "Piggy" Pighee
• Rolls off that tongue: Jim Breaugh
• The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the: Tate Forcier
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: DiAllo Johnson
• Most literal: Matt Wilde
• In the mystical and mysterious land of: Forrest Evashevski
• Most presidential: Jack Kennedy
• Best galactic overlord: Chris Zurbrugg
• Good luck Ace: Harry Stuhldreher, Jr.

[After THE JUMP: Butt, Jokisch, Furbush, and some names you haven't heard]

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RUNNING BACK:

His performance against Chicago in 1933 is not the reason Everhardus edges out Mike Cox

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Herman Everhardus (HM Mike Cox, Michael Shatusky, Paul Gannatal)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Norman B. Purucker (HM Fitzgerald Toussaint)
• Best Nickname: Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch (HM: Chalmers W. "Bump" Elliott)
• Favorite Author: Ralph Waldo Beymer
• Best reason: John Batsakes
• Best MGoBlog handle: J. Paul Raeder
• Best at keeping rosterizers on their toes: Ross Taylor-Douglas
• Your first name is more last name than your last name: O'Neil Swanson
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Harlan Huckleby
• Best movie star: Willie Heston
• Favorite traveling baseball team: Stanley Knickerbocker
• Most literal: Ricky Powers (HM Tony Boles, Walter Cross, Mike Hart, Harry Workman, Kareem Walker)
• Good luck Ace: Tshimanga Biakabutuka

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FULLBACK:

(Ace)

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Dick Balzhiser (HM Roderick Cox, Ralph Chubb, Spencer Dickow)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Wallace M. Frankowski
• Best Nickname: Khalid "Hammerin' Panda" Hill
• Your first name is more last name than your last name: Cyril Quinn
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Leroy Hoard
• Most literal: Burnie Legette
• Most yep you're definitely a fullback: David G. Mongeau, Leroy Hoard, Jarrod Bunch, Bob Thornbladh
• Good luck Ace: Fritz Seyferth

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TIGHT END:

Butt. [Fuller]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Jake Butt (HM Jon Heffelfinger)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: August Henry Oversmith
• Best Nickname: Zentry
• Most 1930s comics villain: Solomon Sobsey
• That sounds healthy and delicious: Ed Frutig, Gustave Fervert, George Greenleaf, Donovan P. Hershberger
• Most likely to star in a horror franchise: Frederick Krueger
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Mustapha Muhammad
• I felt bad listening to Keith Jackson having to say this all day: Paul and Mark Schmerge
• Best use of postwar overabundance of vowels: Bennie Oosterbaan
• Best dinosaur: Richard U. Rex
• No, he's not related: Jack Harbaugh
• Most literal: Paul Seal (HM Michael Jocz, Karl Staatz, Tom Stincic, Matt Studenski)
• Probably why Jon Falk retired: Alex Mitropoulos-Rundus
• Good luck Ace: John K. Galarneault

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WIDE RECEIVER

(Ace)

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Dan and Paul Jokisch (HM Unwana Ubom, Derek Woodmore)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Yale VanDyne
• Best name of all time for fan participation: Eddie McDooooooooooom
• Best videogame hero: Mario Manningham
• Best Harry Potter villain: Felman Malveaux
• Best Star Wars character: Triando Markray
• Best Game of Thrones character: LaTerryal Savoy
• Best wrestling move, The: Donovan Peoples-Jones
• Most likely to accidentally come up in Michigan Daily Archives searches: Bo Rather
• Most likely to accidentally come up in a Google.fr search: Jason Avant
• Best Intergalactic Overlord: Zion Babb
• Best Mythological Deity/Car: Mercury Hayes
• Best Invention as Seen on HSN/Your local Bed Bath & Beyond: Zia Combs
• Best app: Mo Ways
• Best 11th Century Norman Nickname: Matt DeYoung
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Amani Toomer
• Punning Headline Writers' Challenge of the Century: Jeremy Gallon
• Most likely to confuse a tired history major on a Late Antiquity bluebook exam: Livetius Johnson
• Punning Michigan Engineering Alumni Magazine Headline Writers' Challenge of the Century: Julian Searengin
• Worst thing to ever happen to tables on MGoBlog since Juwann Bushell-Beatty: Donovan Peoples-Jones
• Good luck Ace: Olatide Ogunfiditimi

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OFFENSIVE GUARD:

Linemen of the '40s knew to fear the name Merv Pregulman [UM Bentley]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Ernest J. Allmendinger
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: William J. Van Orden
• Coaches' favorite: Milo F. Sukup
• Best tincture: A. Burgess Vial
• Most likely to stump your mom in a game of "One of the greatest DTs in the game's history, or pharmacist?": Mervin Pregulman
• Most literal: John J. Powers
• Most likely to be mistaken for Jeremy Ciulla: Zac Ciullo
• Most first names: James Edward Johns Junior
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: John Arbeznik
• Drink some water: John Mihic
• Biggest nose: Stanley Broadnax
• Most Amazing: Greg Wonderli
• Obviously squatting: Thomas Landsittel
• Good luck Ace: Tom Wansdersleben

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OFFENSIVE TACKLE:

Prettyman began as a Rusher then played four seasons at forward . He returned after taking the '87 season off to play center then finally grew into a tackle his final two years[UM Bentley]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Stanley Muirhead
• President of the Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Horace G. Prettyman
• Best Nickname: John Stuart "Jumbo" Elliott
• Best Coffee: Rostom Tandourjian
• Best Internet Service Provider: James K. VanBlaricom
• Most impossible Google: Steven King
• Whatever Angus G. Wants: Angus G. Goetz
• Name that's too obviously a pseudonym that famous hobbits use at hotels Barvey Underhill
• Your first name is more last name than your last name: Guy Curtis
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Greg Skrepanek
• Best 1960s cartoon character: Rocko Khoury
• Most literal: Bob Wahl (HM Mark Huyge, Rock Lindsay, Kenneth Shields)
• Most fictional: James T. Balog
• Won't have to change your name when you open a private physical training center: Victor Method
• Employee of the Month at Victor Method: Dave Trainer
• Good luck Ace: Pat Olszeweski (HM: Thomas Guynes)

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CENTER

Unlike Jack Kennedy and Ben Harrison, 1930s Michigan center Gerald Ford had a U.S. President's name before the guy became president [UM Bentley]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Jim Dickey
• Giggle giggle I'm a 2-year-old: Virgil R. Pampu
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Raymond Vanderzeyde
• Tastiest pasta dish: Rolie Zagnoli
• Worst nickname: Eric "Matt" Elliott
• Most honest: William Eschtruth (HM Richard D. Farrer)
• Most presidential: Gerald Ford
• Least presidential: Ted Kennedy
• Fairly presidential: Benjamin Harrison Southworth
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: George Zuganellis
• Your first name is more last name than your last name: Coleman Wallace (HM Robert F. Timm)
• Best film noir detective: Guy Murdock (HM Floyd Morse)
• Best film noir director: Bill Muir
• Most literal: Rod Payne
• Biggest mystery though we have his height to half an inch: "?? Yale", who's 5'11-1/2/184 lbs on the 1895 team
• Favorite character in Chrono Trigger: Wayne F. Melchiori
• Good luck Ace: Richard Szymanski (HM Dwight R. Tousignaut. Jim Czirr)

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DEFENSIVE TACKLE

"Will Carr" nets 5,490 results in the Daily database, 20 of which refer to the player [UM Bentley]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Freddie Kountz
• Least likely name to belong to a 280-pound nose guard: Claire Purdum
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Cloyce E. Hanshue
• Mo' Hurts: Mo Hurst
• Most likely to accidentally come up in Michigan Daily Archives searches: Will Carr
• Best Nickname: Sylvester "Buster" Stanley
• Most literal: Carl M. Savage
• Parents couldn't agree on a spelling: Elisha Elijah Sayad
• Pay the players already: Edward Poorman
• Count de: Bryan Mone
• Uses own name for D&D character: Cecil Freihofer
• Let's count: Michael Dwumfour, Ninef Aghakhan
• Holy: Paul Flajole
• True name of the ring-poisoned wretch following you around: Joseph Schmiegel
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Steve Rekowski
• Metal or things made from metal: Mike Hammerstein, Will Carr, Jason Horn
• Good luck Ace: Roger Szafranski

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DEFENSIVE END

Glenn Steele is one of the main reasons Michigan's defense was so metal in the '90s [UM Bentley]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Russell Damn (HM: Clinton Spearman, Gerrit J. Diekema)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Richard VanTongeren
• That sounds unhealthy and delicious: Taco Charlton, Jake Frysinger, Wesley Dierberger
• "Shibboleth" for Michigan fans: Juaquin Feazell
• Best nickname: Roger "Rocky" Rosema
• Metal or something made of metal: Glen Steele, Shantee Orr
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Mario Ojemudia
• Impossible to Google, we've tried: Chris Rock
• Name your dog can pronounce: Craig Roh
• Most literal: Chase Winovich
• Good luck Ace: Carl Cmejrek

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LINEBACKER

I was just the right age to think "Rusty Fichtner" was a hilarious name. Now I don't remember what I thought a Fichtner was. [UM Bentley]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Noah Furbush (HM Adam Fakih, Rusty Fichtner)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Prescott Burgess
• Best 11th Century Frisian Nickname: David Devich
• Worst Marvel Cinematic Universe character: Randy Stark
• Best 5th Century BCE Harbinger of Destruction: Paul Girgash
• Best Holiday: Michael J. Day
• Best Mood: Marty Huff
• Best body part: Ed Wojtys
• Best consulting firm: Kerwin Waldroup
• Your first name is more last name than your last name: Anthony Jordan, (HM Jordan Anthony)
• Who? Mike Jones
• Tastiest BBQ: Jeff Smokevitch
• Tastiest tailgate snack: Carlitos Bostic
• Tastiest beverage: Mike Lemirande
• Tastiest dinner: Jamie Mignon
• The reason we can all pronounce the 'H' in "White": Dhani Jones
• Best tractor: John Duerr
• Best vacuum: Matt Dyson
• Best game on after 8pm Eastern: Sanford Washington
• Favorite character from Final Fantasy II or IV or whatever it was II when I played it: Cecil Pryor
• Least likely to belong to an athletically limited white guy from Holland, Michigan: Desmond Morgan
• Toughest on the Bentley Library's OCR:
  
• Best rapper: Jay Rau
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Clint Copenhaver
• Metal or made of metal: Sam Sword, Ian Gold, Jarrett Irons
• Most metal: Rob Swett
• Good luck Ace: P.J. Cwayna

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SAFETY

The current staff's sole contribution to the MGoBlog prospector naming convention is to call J'Marick Woods "Woods" because he brings the Woods. [Patrick Barron]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Woody Brown
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Horace T. VanDeventer (HM: Willis Barringer, William B. Calvert)
• Metal or made of metal: Josh Metellus
• Best nickname: Thomas "Prison Abs" Gordon
• Wood, made of wood, or lays the wood: J'Marick Woods
• Favorite place to read a book on a warm summer day: Garland Rivers
• Favorite figure from Roman history: Cato June
• Least googleable: Steven L. King
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: DeWayne Patmon
• Favorite Sci-Fi Hero: Ernest Shazor
• Most literal: Tony Blankenship
• Best imaginary compatriot: Raynor Freund
• Good luck, Ace: George Ceithaml

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CORNERBACK

Sure he was mostly a safety but it was funnier here. [Eric Upchurch]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Woody Hankins (HM Boubacar Cissoko, Dieter Haren)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Channing Stribling (HM Tad Van Pelt)
• Favorite character from a Steven King novel: Linwood Harden
• Best nickname: Myles "Spider" Sims
• Biggest catch: Marlin Jackson
• Most beloved television character from the 1950s: Alfie Burch
• OMG Shirtless: Marion Body
• Favorite character from Wheel of Time: Thom Darden
• Greatest King: Kurt Kampe III
• Favorite Egyptian deity: Ra-Mon Watkins
• Most likely to confuse a tired history major on a French Revolution bluebook exam: Jean-Agnus Charles (HM Francois Montbrun)
• Delicious and spicy: Markus Curry
• Thanks for shortening: Tajuan "Ty" Law
• I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Charles Woodson
• Evil alternative dimension Jim Harbaugh: P.J. Brumbaugh
• Your first name is more last name than your last name: Donovan Warren
• Most likely to sell you this whirdingiest doohicky to ever zerp: Donald M. Zanfagna
• I still can't spell this: Jeremy LeSueeur…Leseuer, LeSueur…
• Mainstream media still can't spell this: Troy Woolfolk..Worflolk, Woolfork, Willflrok?
• Not Tloy Wilfork either, MSM: Travis Wooley
• Good luck Ace: Robert Krejsa

 

SPECIAL TEAMS

Dick Sygar (18) and Dick Vidmer (27) in 1966 [UM Bentley]

• Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Dick Sygar (HM: Steve Breaston)
• Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Dammond R "Monte" Robbins
• Best Intergalactic Overlord: Zoltan Mesko
• Worst name for a kicker: Todd Schlopy
• Ever worse name for a kicker who came right after Schlopy: Rick Sutkiewicz
• Favorite 1980s Saturday morning PBS science show host: Karl Tech
• Best bourbon: Pap Sanneh
• Worst thing to contract: Paul Peristeris
• Favorite streetmarket hawker: Camaron Cheeseman
• Good luck, Ace: Ankit Kachhal