Craig James Running for U.S. Senate
Craig James is planning on running for U.S. Senate in Texas. It'll be interesting to see how his alleged history with hookers affects the race.
Gromer M. JeffersFormer SMU standout and ESPN personality Craig James will file in Texas for the Republican U.S. Senate primary by end of day Thursday.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:14 PM ^
Now, that shit is funny. Kudos to you sir.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:30 PM ^
i was going to post a very similar picture. if this dissuades even one person from voting for him, i consider that a WIN.
December 13th, 2011 at 10:39 PM ^
5 hookers that won't be able to vote for him.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:39 PM ^
'"Hunk" below' is James Bond in Casino Royale.
December 13th, 2011 at 5:35 PM ^
whose name is daniel craig, probably why it came up in a search for craig james...i wonder if bond ever killed hookers
December 13th, 2011 at 4:06 PM ^
Kay Bailey Hutchison is retiring, and it is an open seat, with no clear heir. Polling from October, before (I think) anybody was considering Craig James:
December 13th, 2011 at 4:18 PM ^
David Dewherst does have the advantage of NOT allegedly killing 5 hookers...
December 13th, 2011 at 4:47 PM ^
I heard that Don't Know locked Adam James in a closet.
December 13th, 2011 at 8:24 PM ^
This one is updated. Looks promising.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:06 PM ^
He can now requisition DOD Black OPS funds for unlimited Hooker Waterboarding! Oh Glorious America!
December 13th, 2011 at 4:08 PM ^
of course he is.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:10 PM ^
double post
December 13th, 2011 at 4:11 PM ^
batman
December 13th, 2011 at 4:12 PM ^
And of course:
December 13th, 2011 at 4:13 PM ^
First thing on Craig James' agenda: Legalizing the killing of hookers
Second thing on Craig James' agenda: Legalizing hookers
December 13th, 2011 at 4:16 PM ^
Great post. That is all. Carry on.
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<br>C. James in 2012? ...need another catchphrase. We're already seeing to much...
December 13th, 2011 at 4:15 PM ^
is gross. I feel dirty. Shower time.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:19 PM ^
I fail at embedding so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A9u-JdUHQFQ
December 13th, 2011 at 4:26 PM ^
I can't rmemeber if you suck or not, but this video is TREM-N-DUSS.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:34 PM ^
The tragedy of you is that you're really funny when you aren't being an a-hole. I literally laughed out loud at the beginning of this sentence.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:44 PM ^
The tradgedy of you is that you smell like a turd. I try to love you but the smell drives me away.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:17 PM ^
So do I vote for James in the primary, knowing that it would end his career at ESPN. Plus, I would be moving so he would never be my senator.
OR
Vote for an opponent. So there's one less crappy US senator and presumably not one who killed five hookers at SMU.
Think I'm going former..
December 13th, 2011 at 4:16 PM ^
is gross. I feel dirty. Shower time.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:19 PM ^
Guys come on, maybe we should lay off him a little bit. I mean, there really is no hard evidence that proves that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. Think about it, how would you like it if people claimed that you, like CRAIG JAMES is alleged to have done, KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU? I know I wouldn't like it one bit. Can anyone actually prove that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?
December 13th, 2011 at 4:21 PM ^
December 13th, 2011 at 4:24 PM ^
The Super Bowl, for goshsakes!
December 13th, 2011 at 4:24 PM ^
I can't give away too much, but I'm currently working on the presidential exploratory committee of a former Big Ten quarterback who made a good showing in the Orange Bowl and loves his country. The numbers and projected donations look good, so we're probably going for it. Announcement coming soon.
So, to answer your question, yes, those are the qualifications for President. I'm not sure about Senate because we either go big or go home.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:31 PM ^
Come on, man. Craig James is a living example of the importance of economic freedom and America's entrepreneurial spirit. Weren't you listening?
December 13th, 2011 at 4:37 PM ^
I was thinking the exact same thing. If I didn't know he was running for the senate, I would have thought it was an ad campaign for the Texas high school football HOF.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:22 PM ^
He's really going to struggle getting the pimp vote.
December 13th, 2011 at 5:35 PM ^
more points. That's rich!
December 13th, 2011 at 4:24 PM ^
Do we have any proof that Craig James allegedly killed ONLY 5 hookers while at SMU? We may be underselling the man...
December 13th, 2011 at 4:24 PM ^
wasn't emperor palpatine a senator before he was emperor? well, if kilpatrick can get reelected in detroit, then i guess this is not so far fetched.
i wonder if dirty deeds done dirt cheap will be his campaign theme song?
December 13th, 2011 at 4:25 PM ^
free flowing Washington DC hookers paid for with lobbying $$. Craig is moving to his dream job.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:32 PM ^
The last time we had a serial hooker killer that was a senator we ended up with something like this...
December 13th, 2011 at 4:30 PM ^
Football in Texas is a religion. If you have that background you probably have a good chance of winning the Republican nomination. If you have the Republican nomination, you will win the seat, because it's Texas.
December 13th, 2011 at 6:57 PM ^
approves!
December 13th, 2011 at 4:33 PM ^
I think he would have to be off the airways as part of equal time laws. That's why Howard Stern dropped his run for governor.
Mike Leach approves and looks forward to James answering some questions
December 13th, 2011 at 4:37 PM ^
Did he know too much about the five? Was the whole thing about Adam James just a ruse?
December 13th, 2011 at 4:38 PM ^
I guess that could take him out for bowl season, which is a small win. But to get through next season, I'd imagine he'd have to win the primary.
December 16th, 2011 at 8:01 PM ^
I heard that one of the five hookers that Craig James killed while at SMU was Mike Leach's favorite hooker. That's why he recruited Craig James' son just so he could lock him in a shed. This is the only explanation for Adam James hearing Leach yell "This is for Cinnamon" as he locked the door.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:37 PM ^
Before I clicked the link, I was sure this was a joke; just the next phase of the hookers gag or something.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:46 PM ^
December 13th, 2011 at 5:05 PM ^
I have no skillz, but for someone that does, this card is an opportunity for hilarity.
December 13th, 2011 at 4:59 PM ^
to a better hidden, behind-closed-doors source of dirty secret $$ in Congress... guess he's a natural!!
December 13th, 2011 at 5:06 PM ^
Craig James must the support of the Hooker Killer Demographic. And those who wish they were.
December 13th, 2011 at 5:17 PM ^
Craig James killed 5 hookers with the knowledge that one day he would run for Senate on the platform of cleaning the streets of prostitution. THATS good politikin'!!!
December 13th, 2011 at 5:24 PM ^
This is a classic political wedge issue that bodes well for his eventual election. I swear I learned about this in Poli Sci 101.