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02/12/2018 - 1:47pm Had a long term bipolar GF

Had a long term bipolar GF while at U of M (and thereafter), can confirm this is accurate, and that it is scary to behold.

12/07/2017 - 9:36am Ask those people if the

Ask those people if the long-term impact of winning a national championship with Shea Patterson at the helm will chase away current or potential future players.

That being said with next year's schedule even going 11-1 with an otherwise NC-caliber squad would be something akin to a miracle, but Patterson has always and continues to pass the eyeball test in terms of looking like the type of QB who can get you there, right now, so you take him and worry about that other shit later.

12/04/2017 - 3:53pm Yeah, lack of focus on

Yeah, lack of focus on beating our rivals, that's the ticket, definitely why the WL against MSU is what it is is.

It's not at all due to the literal Play of the Milennium and/or the fact we had a...less than Ideal QB playing in monsoon-like conditions creating 5 turnovers and leading to a loss of 4 points.  They won, we lost, it is is what it is but the circumstances would suggest to a higher form of intelligence than resides in EL that maybe they should keep their mouths shut and be glad for the good fortune which has befallen them.

But MSU is totally the balls, we should all just ask sir for another as Dantonio continues to place Michigan in his mouth any time someone asks him what the weather is like outside.

As far as I'm concerned, for this if nothing else, I'm not really too geared up about anyone talking shit to MSU right now, forgive me...

 

https://thinkprogress.org/michigan-state-nassar-accountable-eded1a15229e/

 

10/05/2017 - 5:21am How could anyone not trust

How could anyone not trust Gucci...Mane?

07/31/2017 - 9:15am I'm not even disagreeing but

I'm not even disagreeing but recognize you're taking issue with what would be the required, real-world time expenditure on the part of armies traveling to and fro as depicted on a show centered largely around the oncoming ice zombie apocalypse...

08/30/2016 - 1:44pm At least he didn't take

At least he didn't take everything from you...

02/01/2016 - 2:22pm You "normally don't report

You "normally don't report things that (you) hear from inside the program?"  You have 0 points attributed to your username.  You etiher don't normally report things at all (in which case, you're likely a troll), or the things you normally report are terrible and/or misinformed.

12/07/2015 - 1:33pm (No subject)

08/17/2015 - 10:26am Not what I expected when I read the thread title...

06/12/2015 - 10:41am Message I specifically took

Message I specifically took from Bryce Dallas Howard's character arc:  if you're an unmarried woman who is career-oriented and has no kids, YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT.  And, also, potential dino-bait until you find a big strapping man to protect you, and children to look after who will help give rise to your latent motherly instincts.  tThese being really the only reasons a person with a vagina such as yourself exists, no?

Yes, I know, it's a movie about dinosaurs, but still I found it to be kind of a dickish and incredibly antiquated (not so) subliminal message to be communicating, particularly to young girls, and especailly after Mad Max found a way to combine supreme action badassery with a really thoughtful, subversive critique of patriarchy.  

But, the dinosaur action was pretty good I suppose, and I wasn't going in expecting anything more really.

It was aiight, basically.

06/05/2015 - 8:49am ...at life.  But not

...at life.  But not football, unfortunately.

06/04/2015 - 10:38am (No subject)

02/20/2015 - 12:03pm "I'll take, 'Things A Man

"I'll take, 'Things A Man Accused of Domestic Violence Should Never Say In Regard To The Woman Involved' for $800, Alex."

12/17/2014 - 10:51pm Is that a GIF, or evidence?

Is that a GIF, or evidence?

09/12/2014 - 2:15pm Did your mother have any children that

Did your mother have any children that lived?

07/20/2014 - 4:31pm What's the deal with your serial Cheerio pissing

What's the deal with your serial Cheerio pissing throughout this thread, did Mike Illitch bang your wife in an abandoned building in Detroit or something?

05/16/2014 - 9:06am Godzilla Translation: Cool Story, Bro

File:Godzilla Dancing.gif

04/03/2014 - 8:14am "...and Saturday..."

"...and Saturday..."

12/13/2013 - 6:38pm Fuck LOTR! Oh wait, wrong

Fuck LOTR! Oh wait, wrong thread...

11/25/2013 - 8:49pm Attending community college

Attending community college in Michigan does not make one a Michigan graduate, FYI...

11/08/2013 - 1:40pm I don't know if it's so much

I don't know if it's so much to ask for, but it is certainly too much.

10/30/2013 - 9:14am No.

No.

10/23/2013 - 2:04pm I don't believe that you

I don't believe that you figuratively thinking they are losers makes it any better there, champ...

I guess my point is:  a large majority of these artsy fartsy critics you speak of, they have been steeped in years of film viewing, analysis, and criticism.  They've forgotten more about film than you will ever know, more than likely.  Their opinions are just tools to hopefully help lend you different perspective than you might normally take from something; you shouldn't take the fact that they differentiate from your own opinion as some sort of personal afront.  

You may well be 31, but the manner in which you've expressed some of your opinions herein lends itself more to that of a 12 year old.  

I suppose I also just may have inadvertently confirmed Everyone Murders' opinion, so I apologize.

10/23/2013 - 1:28pm But you have no problem

But you have no problem calling someone a loser for a having a critical opinion that differs from your own?  Got it.

 

10/23/2013 - 1:22pm Christ, if I have a mule kick

Christ, if I have a mule kick your mother in the vagina now, is there anyway that would have some sort of retroactive effect and prevent me from having read this?

10/23/2013 - 1:17pm You do of course realize that

You do of course realize that referring to anyone as an "artsy fartsy loser" causes every opinion you have expressed in this thread (or in general) about art to be immediately invalidated, correct?

09/23/2013 - 9:20am (No subject)

09/04/2013 - 10:14am Double post, my apologies

Double post, my apologies

09/04/2013 - 9:33am Well, she certainly is...a

Well, she certainly is...a Michigan graduate.

08/29/2013 - 1:36pm The fuck is this shit...

The fuck is this shit...

08/14/2013 - 12:44pm Cats and dogs, living

Cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA...

07/25/2013 - 12:54pm Not if you're a liberal arts

Not if you're a liberal arts major

07/23/2013 - 3:36pm Yes, but

It's sort of social...demented and sad, but social.  Right?

07/21/2013 - 11:41am And you seem barely literate.

And you seem barely literate. Try keeping your mouth closed when you breathe, works better that way. Just a tip. Please pass the same along to your entire fan base.

07/21/2013 - 11:37am See below- not soon enough,

See below- not soon enough, I'd say...

07/21/2013 - 11:20am I hope Carlos Hyde punches

I hope Carlos Hyde punches you in the face

07/21/2013 - 11:10am Yes, but to be fair, if you

Yes, but to be fair, if you read the disclaimer at the bottom, they did specify the values were listed in decreasing levels of importance. So they've got that going for them.

07/21/2013 - 10:57am The woman he punched in the

The woman he punched in the face?

07/17/2013 - 11:57am $5 to whoever asks him if his

$5 to whoever asks him if his favorite all-time SNL skit is "Canteen Boy."

07/12/2013 - 5:35pm To be fair though, the guy's girlfriend did kind of start it:
07/12/2013 - 4:15pm (No subject)

07/12/2013 - 9:04am I slept in, does Los Angeles

I slept in, does Los Angeles still exist?

07/08/2013 - 3:19pm How about the Fun N' Gun? 
I

How about the Fun N' Gun? 

I hate myself.

07/01/2013 - 7:07pm We're more disappointed by

We're more disappointed by your mother, and certain decisions she's made...

06/25/2013 - 10:44am Strengths:  He's a

Strengths:  He's a bawse

Weaknesses:  Has yet to conquer the Galaxy.

06/20/2013 - 11:26am Read title, pictured the following:

06/18/2013 - 11:47am Thanks, I was proud of that

Thanks, I was proud of that one...

06/18/2013 - 10:41am "C'mon now, don't be stupid"

It dawned on me suddenly that Urban Meyer could have just replaced his "Core Values" sign with this single phrase.

06/17/2013 - 9:28pm Additional OSU Core Values:

06/11/2013 - 5:10pm Being an admitted nerd

Being an admitted nerd myself, it's difficult for me to say this, but Jesus- you guys are a bunch of fucking nerds. I'd wager the post count in this thread outweighs the number of times you LoTR slaps have been collectively laid.

I'd bet a Google search for "Lord of the Rings porn" would bring some results right up your alley, get to work.