September 18th, 2011 at 9:12 PM ^
I thought the rumor was about 5 hookers....?????
September 18th, 2011 at 9:14 PM ^
Well. A collision was inevitable there, wasn't it?
September 18th, 2011 at 9:15 PM ^
That's not a rumor. That shit's fact.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:20 PM ^
I've never heard it proven that Craig Jones killed five hookers while at SMU, that's just an awful thing to spread about someone.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:55 PM ^
that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. Thats why you never heard it proven. No one can prove that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU
September 19th, 2011 at 12:01 AM ^
And noone can disprove it either...
September 19th, 2011 at 2:38 AM ^
September 19th, 2011 at 11:00 AM ^
why won't the hookers come to Craig James' defense in light of such speculation?
September 19th, 2011 at 5:00 AM ^
You don't want to be sued for slander do you? We don't have facts, we only have rumors that 5 hookers were viciously dismembered by Craig James and buried in the forrest. Only rumors.
September 19th, 2011 at 7:21 AM ^
it would be libel, not slander. But you are correct, there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS, fed on their flesh for three weeks, and then buried them in the forest.
September 19th, 2011 at 11:04 AM ^
I'm just asking questions. That's all I'm doing. And one of those questions is whether or not CRAIG JAMES MURDERED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU because they knew too much about his dealings with MAFIA HITMEN AND COLUMBIA DRUG CARTELS.
September 19th, 2011 at 2:22 PM ^
September 19th, 2011 at 7:19 AM ^
That’s so false, he couldn't of buried them in the forest, there are no trees in Texas hence no forest.
September 19th, 2011 at 8:43 AM ^
for bringin an end to this horrible "Craig James fed on 5 whores and then buried them in the forrest" rumor. This is obviously a ridiculous assertion. Everyone knows that he did not bury anyone. He kept leftovers to take to work to share with Lou Holtz, and made good use of the bones in his famous "Craig James 5 Dead Whore Spicy Bone Bisque". Craig James never wastes any part of a dead whore. Shame on you people.
He is also fond of making 5 Dead Whore Bone Jewelry.
September 19th, 2011 at 2:30 PM ^
September 18th, 2011 at 9:21 PM ^
Well maybe Ann Arbor is a whore.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:24 PM ^
Ann Arbor is such a whore, but how come so many people don't get in! HAR HAR HAR
September 18th, 2011 at 9:49 PM ^
Then east Lansing should be top 5
September 18th, 2011 at 10:08 PM ^
CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU should be put down.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:13 PM ^
He actually has us sixth. The AP docks a voter's selections two spots based on each hooker they have murdered.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:15 PM ^
That Craig James killed five hookers while snorting cocaine while enrolled at SMU is an allegation that has never been proven to be true.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:32 PM ^
... or false.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:39 PM ^
I have never heard him deny that while with the Patriots, he was Whitey Bulger's hit man. He has not disavowed the rumor that he needed to kill 'a hooker a week' during the NFL regular season, or that he was known around the USFL for snorting a tubful of cocaine.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:14 PM ^
Maybe he killed 16 hookers in Michigan
September 18th, 2011 at 9:16 PM ^
that Craig James took money to play at SMU...thus bringing the death penalty upon the school. I'll try to find out more information on this.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:24 PM ^
I heard that Craig James used the money he took from SMU to pay strictly for hookers; top notch hookers. Rumor also has it that he injured several more hookers but they were fortunate enough to get away from Craig James's grasp.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:25 PM ^
From what I understand, he picked one as Michigan's baseline and dropped us three ranks for every one of the FIVE HOOKERS HE KILLED, because it puts him in a bad mood when he thinks about KILLING FIVE HOOKERS. Now he may have just ranked us like that because he thinks we're good, but it's totally plausible that it's linked to the FIVE DEAD HOOKERS that may have died at his hands.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:32 PM ^
that Craig James' brother was a mediocre MLB player in the late 80s and early 90s.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:33 PM ^
There was a rumor he was actually going to wear a traditional suit for once.
September 19th, 2011 at 12:19 AM ^
No, that's Craig Sager, who did, in fact
September 18th, 2011 at 9:34 PM ^
CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:43 PM ^
Was this before, during, or after SMU that Craig James killed five hookers?
September 18th, 2011 at 9:50 PM ^
It spanned all three periods. Craig James is like the Zodiac of hooker-killings.
September 18th, 2011 at 9:39 PM ^
Rumor is he might have some 'splainin' to do.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:06 PM ^
The image of five colorfully dressed pimps, replete with feathered hats, chasing after Craig James is amusing to me . . . .
Maybe a couple of the hookers worked for the same pimp, in which case our group of James-chasers would dwindle down to three or four. Wouldn't be nearly as funny . . . .
September 18th, 2011 at 9:46 PM ^
Does Craig James have any connections to Hoke? I remember him basically campaigning for Hoke to get the Michigan job in January, and now he's ranking us the highest out of any AP voter. Any reason for this or does he just love himself some Michigan?
September 19th, 2011 at 12:41 PM ^
If Brady Hoke points at a dead hooker, she disappears.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:09 PM ^
needs to update his wikipedia page. For some reason, the dead hookers have been omitted.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:12 PM ^
CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, but it seems awfully prevalent across the otherwise-reliable Internet.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:20 PM ^
Are you saying that it is uncertain that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS, or that it was WHILE AT SMU ? ? ? ?
September 18th, 2011 at 10:23 PM ^
I'm not so uncertain about any of the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, but only hard evidence could absolutely convince me that CRAIG JAMES really did KILL 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:25 PM ^
I think I get it.
Only if you were to see hard evidence would you believe that CRAIG JAMES REALLY KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU . . . .
September 18th, 2011 at 10:36 PM ^
I'm glad to hear that you understand my stance on the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:28 PM ^
if CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, or if somebody who looks like CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU, but I'm willing to bet it was that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:16 PM ^
Any comments suggesting that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS will be deleted. There is no place on this blog for unfounded rumors, such as those indicating that CRAIG JAMES KILLED anyone, let alone FIVE HOOKERS.
Consider yourselves warned.
September 18th, 2011 at 10:21 PM ^
is a giant, bloody trainwreck. A trainwreck of HOOKERS.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:45 PM ^
Nope. Chuck Testa.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:58 PM ^
you and your memes. Also, I heard the Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU!!
September 19th, 2011 at 12:00 AM ^
I don't get this whole Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU meme. There has been no evidence to show that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU, and yet everyone keeps insisting that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.