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01/26/2014 - 8:56pm Speaking of which, anyone

Speaking of which, anyone watching the Pro Bowl? Actually not bad this year.

01/25/2014 - 9:15pm Just like ultimate frisbee,

Just like ultimate frisbee, run a vert stack, cut back to the ball and clear out. It'll be open

01/25/2014 - 7:28pm It's called animalistic panic

It's called animalistic panic

01/25/2014 - 7:27pm Say goodnight to this one,

Say goodnight to this one, boys folded like a cheap suit all because the crowd made a little noise.

01/25/2014 - 7:21pm Bunch of panicky little kids

Bunch of panicky little kids out there, no composure

01/25/2014 - 3:54pm I honestly didn't think

I honestly didn't think Furman had any eligibility left.

01/25/2014 - 10:49am It's not worth winning if you

It's not worth winning if you CAN'T WIN BIG!!!

01/22/2014 - 9:09pm It's beautiful, man!!

It's beautiful, man!!

01/20/2014 - 9:46pm Carnitas all day, baby

Carnitas all day, baby

01/20/2014 - 3:20am He was drafted in the 5th

He was drafted in the 5th round.

01/18/2014 - 7:52pm How stupid of a late game

How stupid of a late game plan could we possibly have? Hey, let's just haphazardly chuck up threes with tons of time on the shot clock. Are they throwing the fucking game?

01/18/2014 - 7:44pm This team sucks

This team sucks

01/18/2014 - 8:37am Got PRK five years ago, it

Got PRK five years ago, it was absolutely life changing.

01/15/2014 - 4:42pm Does Penn State still have a

Does Penn State still have a football program? Consider them lucky enough, then.

01/15/2014 - 10:52am Saban and Harbaugh definitely

Saban and Harbaugh definitely don't seem like the "player's coach" type.

01/12/2014 - 3:48pm Cam Newton is an overrated

Cam Newton is an overrated joke. Fuck the 49ers

01/12/2014 - 3:46pm So they take forever to snap

So they take forever to snap the ball and then run it up the gut. Guess Carolina has no interest in playing next week.

01/11/2014 - 11:30pm nevermind

nevermind

01/11/2014 - 11:13pm This what drives me insane

This what drives me insane about NFL coaching. Pagano punts the ball on 4th and less than 1, down by 21 in the fourth quarter. After his defense had already given up 43 points. Of course New England drives all the way down and is knocking on the door and has sealed the game.

Yet no one will criticize his ludicrous decision because of the annoyingly conservative/risk-averse mentality in the NFL. Gotta play for that field position!

01/09/2014 - 9:24am Do Browns fans really want

Do Browns fans really want him? He was an epic disaster in Denver and will always have the stigma of thinking Tebow was a first round quarterback.

01/06/2014 - 11:54pm Wow, it was a horse collar

Wow, it was a horse collar AND a facemask...for free.

01/06/2014 - 11:53pm HORSE COLLAR!!!! COME ON!!!!

HORSE COLLAR!!!! COME ON!!!!

01/06/2014 - 11:49pm So why was there no flag

So why was there no flag thrown when he spiked the ball?

01/06/2014 - 11:47pm Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

01/06/2014 - 11:37pm WHOA

WHOA

01/06/2014 - 11:26pm Wow, terrible call. What a

Wow, terrible call. What a joke. Of course Brent loves it.

01/06/2014 - 11:21pm Yup, refs made sure they

Yup, refs made sure they couldn't tie the game at least.

01/06/2014 - 10:01pm Almost like he's top-heavy

Almost like he's top-heavy and his torso keeps wanting to lean back

01/06/2014 - 10:00pm A review on that?! How fixed

A review on that?! How fixed is this game?

01/06/2014 - 9:47pm Wow, Jameis Winston is just

Wow, Jameis Winston is just pissing down his own leg right now

01/06/2014 - 9:23pm Mark Ingram, Matt Leinart,

Mark Ingram, Matt Leinart, Carson Palmer

01/05/2014 - 7:53pm Green Bay needs a new coach,

Green Bay needs a new coach, but the market is too weak right now. Once a team gets your number, like San Fran has Green Bay's, it's over.

01/04/2014 - 6:55pm Antwaan Randle El, Julian

Antwaan Randle El, Julian Edelman, Josh Cribbs.

01/04/2014 - 12:22am Orange you glad Clemson won?

Orange you glad Clemson won?

01/04/2014 - 12:19am Go eat some more sad pizza

Go eat some more sad pizza Urban, you scumbag.  FUCK OHIO.

01/04/2014 - 12:15am Hold on, it's Clemson.  They

Hold on, it's Clemson.  They will almost certainly fuck up the kneel down to win.

01/04/2014 - 12:12am Jesus, Tajh Boyd is complete

Jesus, Tajh Boyd is complete shit.  Game set and match for OSU.  Fuck this.

01/04/2014 - 12:04am WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

01/03/2014 - 10:20pm Well, I guess this is the

Well, I guess this is the start of another 7,600 game winning streak for OSU. 

01/03/2014 - 9:30pm Wow, Tajh Boyd sucks.  His

Wow, Tajh Boyd sucks.  His draft stock has to be plummeting right now.

01/03/2014 - 8:55pm Of course they'll just reload

Of course they'll just reload with another equally talented or better running back who will slash right through our defense that will be lined up in some kind of prevent formation every single play of the game.

01/03/2014 - 8:37pm Oh well.

Oh well.

01/03/2014 - 5:52pm As long as they don't get

As long as they don't get James Franklin. Golden hasn't really shown all that much, honestly, and he'll have the sanctions to deal with at Penn State. Franklin has done a great job with Vandy in the SEC and I'm hoping he's still available in a year or two when Michigan has to launch another search.

01/03/2014 - 12:23am So, Oklahoma had to

So, Oklahoma had to re-shuffle three offensive lineman tonight, and all they did was put up 45 on Alabama. So....yeah.

01/01/2014 - 11:11pm Fuck this. Our program is a

Fuck this. Our program is a joke and our coach is an absolute clown. I'm not in the mood to congratulate anyone for shit.

01/01/2014 - 7:57pm Our Qb's sure as shit don't,

Our Qb's sure as shit don't, that's for sure

01/01/2014 - 7:36pm What a monumentally stupid

What a monumentally stupid fucking play call. Are you serious?

01/01/2014 - 1:29pm ZBB, Drink.

ZBB, Drink.

01/01/2014 - 12:28am Good thing Sumlin got the

Good thing Sumlin got the extension, because that team is going off a cliff next year without Manziel.

12/31/2013 - 8:31pm Anyone in downtown Chicago

Anyone in downtown Chicago tonight? First drink on me.