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12/08/2015 - 8:36pm Àre you getting lot tix ahead

Àre you getting lot tix ahead of time?  If so, where?

06/26/2012 - 8:47am Had to log in

to give my two cents on the best thread ever.  I had to go with the under technique for a while, due to the animals, but they overcame that barrier.  Then, just ended up putting the roll on nearby cabinet or on top of the tank.  This works well until retards who come to my house try to be helpful and re-install the roll to its standard location.  I have now removed all the toilet paper roll holders from all three shitters and all is happy in the hood.  there ya go. 

06/19/2012 - 9:27am I will be there

It's my hometown and Taco is playing for the ole alma mater - North didn't even exist while I lived there.  Anyway, my folks live about half a mile from the field, so I'm thinking it might be a perfect spot for an MGoBlog pregame shindig (post game too, maybe).  Having a Michigan themed tailgate for a HS game in the heart of Buckeye country might be the best idea of all time.  I don't know if we can contact each other directly on here, but if anyone figures that out, and is interested, feel free to shoot me a message of some sort.  Otherwise, I'll figure out some details and toss a post up when the time gets a little closer.  Cool?  Cool. 

05/10/2012 - 2:23pm Oh crap

I'm gonna have to get rid of my Old Glory thong before The Man comes a knockin'.  Oh well, I hope I didn't taint an Amurican icon. 

05/10/2012 - 2:11pm Yes, they are hideous

If someone made me wear these, I would have to stick my foot up their ass just to improve their aesthetics. 

05/10/2012 - 2:06pm Gotta agree

Intergallactic might be the worst B-boy song possible in terms of a pump up song.  Overall, the list isn't horrible - its a definite improvement.  The rap section is pretty week tho.  Can't agree with Outkast's Fresh/Clean either when ya got Bombs Over Baghdad sittin just a few tracks away.  Love the inclusion of any Rage song though - great for that perfect mix of funkiness and getting pumped up.  How could you not get pumped if Bombtrack comes at you?  

05/10/2012 - 8:40am True.

In fact, I heard that Shane now has the authority to accept verbal commitments and then just inform the coaches later.  This role may soon extend to B-Ball recruits as well. 

05/09/2012 - 12:41pm He will,

but then he is gonna be pissed when he finds out the writer he hired doesn't look like Casper and can't walk through walls. 

05/04/2012 - 1:45pm Imma go

tip back some brass monkey in honor of MCA.  Nothin else. 

05/04/2012 - 1:43pm This blows

I am really bummed by this.  I've loved me some b-boys since the eighties.  I know MCA has been sick for a while, but this still really sucks.  Thank you, Adam, and keep it ill - wherever you are. 

04/24/2012 - 3:22pm During his week on campus

I'm sure he saw waaaaayyyyy more than that - and they weren't standing still either. 

04/24/2012 - 3:18pm but, but, but

this is michigan  .  .  .  .  .  fergodsakes?

Oh well.  Best of luck EJ.  Hope ya like grits. 

04/03/2012 - 8:47am 4 B1G teams in the top 8!!

02/28/2012 - 12:47pm I'm a proud Pickerington boy right now

I can't wait to see Taco, Jake, and Tamani all reresenting my home town together.  Also can't wait to see the Taco/Butt matchup head to head this fall.  Go Picktown! Go Blue!

02/24/2012 - 1:09pm This picture

 Chandler Kincade


Makes me giggle. 

Can't find any evidence that he has a U of M offer yet or if he has any interest.  Anyone got any inside info?  Its about time we get started on the 2014 class - 2013 is so last weekend. 

02/24/2012 - 12:50pm There's nothing wrong with

breaking the journalist mode with a, "Damn skippy, Mofo!"

02/24/2012 - 8:05am Run

The real Hulk has been informed of your blasphemy and is on his way to smash you. 

02/23/2012 - 12:52pm My guess would be . . . .


02/23/2012 - 12:48pm This kid is amazing

To give the basketball program so much over the past four years AND receive an honor like this is truly impressive.  Novak is once again showing the younger guys on the team how its done at Michigan.  Thank you and congratulations, Zack. 

02/10/2012 - 1:47pm I miss `

When Brian use to post on the message boards from time to time. 

02/10/2012 - 1:46pm Hey Everybody!

MGoJen is back!  Yaaayyyyyy!  Group hug!  Hey!  No groping, Blazefire!

02/09/2012 - 7:27am Congrats, Zack!

I don't own any UM b-ball jerseys, but I have been eyeing either a Novak or Douglas jersey lately.  There guys are the perfect complimentary pair of representatives for the program.  In fact, I just decided that I should own both jerseys - ya can't have one without the other.  I hope the Novak jersey comes with standard issue blood stains. 

Seriously, congrats and thanks,Zack.  Lets hope the team can send him and Stu out on a high note.  Bo Blue!

02/09/2012 - 6:53am Su'a Cravens

Does anyone else say this kids name in their head as if you are Pacino in Scent of a Woman?  Can't get a clip here at work.  Can somebody help a brotha out with an embed?

02/08/2012 - 10:33am Warning: We have a . . . .


02/08/2012 - 7:38am No, he will get disqualified

when he decides to curl the 235 lbs (or whatever the standard weight is) instead of benching it. 

02/08/2012 - 7:30am Eh

Not bad, but I saw the Incredible Hulk throw a city bus down the street once.  Something for MM to really shoot for I guess. 

02/08/2012 - 7:26am All right, screw this

I am oficially changing the name of that conference from "The Big East" to "The Big - Hey, You Wanna Join Too?  Great!"

02/07/2012 - 12:53pm Sucks

After RVB's production this year, I really thought he would see some scouting love.  He still might, but not going to the combine really hurts. 

02/07/2012 - 12:44pm Echo

Like Jaron, I grew up outside of Cbus (Pickerington) as a UM fan.  My experience was a little bit different though since it was during the Cooper era.  The suckeye fanatics were no where near as annoying as they are today.  Your general non-true sportsfans could not care less about OSU.  Now that they had some success, EVERYONE jumped on the wagon.  Way too many uninformed fanatics running around that town nowadays. 

Also, I never had any trouble finding fellow UM fans back in the day.  I haven't lived there for over ten years, so I would be curious to know how prevalent UM fans are nowadays. 

01/30/2012 - 7:29am This

cracked my shit up.  Thanks for the morning chuckle, aaamichfan

12/16/2011 - 2:51pm Yeah,

I thought for sure Snyder would get it and Hoke or the Baylor coach would be the runner-up.  Not sure how Gundy came away with it.  I thought the cowboys were picked to do pretty well pre-season.  I always thought this award went to the coach who did the most with the least or went exceedingly above the teams expectations.  Oh well, next year Hoke will need to do less pointing and more ranting about being a MAN!

09/19/2011 - 9:32am Surprised

he didn't mention his opinion of the time CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  ok, I'm done now. 

09/19/2011 - 9:29am What about SMU?

I thought they would still be raking in the money for their CSI department's continuing investigation of the horrific time when CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  That's gotta be worth something, right.  I mean, CRAIG JAMES wouldn't have just KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU without there being a very costly investigation. 

09/19/2011 - 9:18am What the hell

Why is there no video of the time CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  Oh wait, that says EMU, not SMU.  My bad.  This is clearly not the place to watch videos of the time CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  Moving on. 

09/19/2011 - 9:10am Jeremy, I am sorry

I cannot explain why CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  It was a horrible event when CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  he still walks free, but I know deep in his heart CRAIG JAMES feels bad that he KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. 

09/19/2011 - 8:43am Thank you

for bringin an end to this horrible "Craig James fed on 5 whores and then buried them in the forrest" rumor.  This is obviously a ridiculous assertion.  Everyone knows that he did not bury anyone.  He kept leftovers to take to work to share with Lou Holtz, and made good use of the bones in his famous "Craig James 5 Dead Whore Spicy Bone Bisque".  Craig James never wastes any part of a dead whore.  Shame on you people. 

He is also fond of making 5 Dead Whore Bone Jewelry. 

09/14/2011 - 4:13pm Interesting

i counted 6 players from Ohio and 4 from Michigan.  We already have 1 from each in the fold and are in the minds of almost all of the rest of them.  Nice.

08/25/2011 - 12:51pm That's it!

Braylon is hereby forbidden to publicly give his opinion in regards to the #1.  Love him for all he did for UM and what he put up with in Cleveland, but just stop it with you ideas on the #1.  Let the coaches handle it from here.  K thnx. 

08/25/2011 - 11:48am How bout some love for the

How bout some love for the linebackers ??!! dsasfsadsadfdsa

08/25/2011 - 11:44am Thnx. U just saved me $70

Hence, you win the internet for today.  Try not to break it during your celebratory jig. 

07/29/2011 - 1:00pm I heard he also has

a toenail on the end of his penis and will eat a homeless person if you dare him to. 

05/26/2011 - 8:45am Waiting for the pimphand to install

hoverseats in the Big House!

Fuck luxury boxes. Why not float to the optimal viewing angle for each play from a recliner powered by anti-gravity.  The cost will be minimal, too.  Just one baby boy donated to the Michigan Football Training Center located on the moon where future student athletes will begin training prior to learning how to wipe their own asses.  Donations not fit to play football will be sent to the dark side of the moon to one of the many dilithium mines that will support the program.  All hail the Pimp Hand!

(Anti-gravity technology will also be utilized at the training center to counter the effects of the lower g-forces on the diminutive orbiting rock)

05/19/2011 - 3:49pm Not a gif,

 but not too bad either

05/06/2011 - 3:46pm If your grandma is so clever,

why did she let someone photograph her with dog poop stuck to her forehead?  She needs to be wipin that shit off, yo.

05/06/2011 - 3:19pm Don't forget about

the horse steroid dealers - aka horse vets.  The Derby is where they can unveil each year's latest steroid coctail. 

04/28/2011 - 3:35pm Oh hell!!

NFL Draft and TomVH B-Day and no work tomorrow!?!?!?!?!?  Ima be all kinds o' messed up tonite!!!!!!  Here's to you, Tom!!!

04/28/2011 - 3:06pm Representin' my hometown!!!

This kid will show everyone he can play (@ safety) and redeem the good name of Picktown in the eyes of the UM faithful.  Lower the boom, Tamani, and you'll do just fine.  Not a bad school for Hoke & Co. to get into, either.  They don't continually pump out studs like some other schools in OH, but they do send a steady supply of quality kids to D-1 schools each year.  Love it when a fellow Tiger goes Blue. 

04/26/2011 - 3:22pm I'm in the same boat

I am trying to find some UM themed nipple tassles for those chilly November games.  So, everyone keep an eye out for me and help prevent some seriously dangerous THO.  Me nipples thank you in advance. 

04/04/2011 - 9:27am "Hey, Clark!

What did Aunt Jemima say to Fat Albert when he stole her grits?" 

Clark Kellogg - "Damn it, Jim!  What did I tell you about that shit!  Don't make me bitch slap yo honkey ass on national TV!"


03/31/2011 - 11:03pm I love any Sparty . . . .

that doesn't sucker punch me and take my wallet.