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|1 week 6 hours ago||THERE CAN BE ONLY||
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(Need to find that movie somewhere.)
|1 week 2 days ago||Here's to playing wingman for||
Here's to playing wingman for a married man trying to bang a crazy single milf.
After that sh!+.
and screw Arizona while I'm at it.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||First home series. In 47||
First home series. In 47 days. With the postseason looming.
Can the Athletic Department rehire Dave Brandon, punch him in the face, and fire him again?
|8 weeks 1 day ago||'85 Bears||
There's been a handful of teams in my lifetime that you expected to win and dominate every week, and the '85 Bears are on the top of that list.
(Not sure why the Redskins were mentioned so much, though most of those teams were solid.)
|11 weeks 2 days ago||WE WANT.....MOOOOOORE||
WE WANT.....MOOOOOORE WINS!!
I can't believe that magical game in early April 1996 in Cincinnati was 500 wins ago.
|12 weeks 4 days ago||I agree with the OP||
Harbaugh takes over for a well liked yet mediocre coach, who lost his last game in Columbus to a multiple national championship winning douche of an OSU coach who tried to run up the score.
And he'll coach in The Game for the first time at home, possibly as a significant underdog to a defending champion.
That Dan Dierdorf and Jim Brandstatter will be there comforts me too.
|17 weeks 5 hours ago||Helluva nice guy||
Win or lose he's still the best thing to come of out Kettering, Ohio since Bart Simpson.
|18 weeks 9 hours ago||I have begun drinking||
I have begun drinking. And will not go to bed.
|22 weeks 2 days ago||Thinking a fine pinot grigio||
Thinking a fine pinot grigio followed by 2-3 pitchers of Yuengling.
I would do 4 or 5 but Roger Goodell is making me get up early.
|22 weeks 3 days ago||Underdog ALWAYS wins.||
Underdog ALWAYS wins.
|28 weeks 6 days ago||I think that if Nicki Minaj||
I think that if Nicki Minaj doesn't win a Grammy for "Anaconda" there's something very wrong with society.
|29 weeks 3 days ago||sigh||
If ND and Michigan are irrelevant, then Russell Wilson was Super Bowl MVP.
Oh wait, he wasn't. Which makes 3 things about sports that an ESPN writer messed up in one article.
|30 weeks 3 days ago||Tim Biakabatuka was the||
Tim Biakabatuka was the all-time leading rusher in Carolina Panthers history, for six years after he left. He's still #4 all time.
That continues to make me smile.
|31 weeks 5 days ago||I'll get this one out of the||
I'll get this one out of the way: I was in Providence in 1995 for the Frozen Four, where we lost to Maine in triple-overtime off a faceoff. I was in the Hockey Band and we were all still shocked at what just happened, and in the middle of playing Yellow and Blue I lost it. It was the culmination of coming so close with so many great teams only to see it end just like that.
...Which made what happened the next year in Cincinnati that much sweeter. I might have been too busy hugging everybody around me and screaming HOLY SH**!! to cry.
|41 weeks 2 days ago||A US semi-final appearance||
A US semi-final appearance before I die.
That must be it.
|44 weeks 4 days ago||When it comes to gameplanning||
When it comes to gameplanning he's a whiz.
|1 year 2 weeks ago||The science community||
Must not be worried too much about filling out brackets.
(My focus Monday won't be on their discoveries.)
|1 year 7 weeks ago||We are still on track||
For the 67-1 dream season. Go Blue!
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Who dey!||
Who dey think gonna beat that space emperor (of space)?
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Happy Blue Year!||
Happy Blue Year!
|1 year 12 weeks ago||If that phrase doesn't come||
If that phrase doesn't come up in the RoboCop remake I'm suing somebody.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||1) I'm starting to think||
1) I'm starting to think college football is becoming borderline unwatchable.
2) This board could really use more haiku threads.
|1 year 18 weeks ago||You beat Ohio.||
You beat Ohio.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||Work this weekend||
Work this weekend sucks.
|1 year 31 weeks ago||First!||
(team in the 3rd MgoOverflow league?)
|1 year 38 weeks ago||The Pistons||
It's been a week and a half and...yep they're still dead to me.
|1 year 40 weeks ago||There are 10 types of people||
There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary and those who don't.
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Is there any chance Of||
Is there any chance
Of selling a few haikus
To buy space shuttles?
|1 year 51 weeks ago||Los barcos?||
|2 years 2 weeks ago||As long as they don't name it||
As long as they don't name it after Tom Anastos they can knock themselves out.