Spectacular destruction method needed for a Buckeye necklace
A Nebraska alum I know lost a bet to a Buckeye last year and had to wear a bunch of Buckeye gear for a day. One of the accessories worn was a beaded Buckeye necklace.
The Husker recently asked me if I could "properly dispose" of said necklace. I of course said I would do so in the most spectacular fashion possible, film it, and publish it on YouTube.
My ideas so far include combining a wood chipper, gasoline, and a flaming bag of dog crap. I believe that together, we can do better. I plead to the greater MGoBlog community for the most visually pleasing and satisfying method for destroying a symbol of all we hold abhorrent.
Go.
March 28th, 2017 at 11:31 PM ^
Hydraulic press
The hydraulic press channel is fun to watch. I love the reaction of the guy when he crushes various things.
March 29th, 2017 at 10:33 AM ^
Correction: Hoo-drolic Press. The Buckeye necklace is extremely dangerous and may attack at anytime.
March 28th, 2017 at 11:31 PM ^
Bury the buckeye necklace. Take a buckeye nut and plant it with the necklace. Water the tree and let it grow for years. Once the tree is full and grown, get an axe and cut the tree. Make sure it falls on a buckeye car. Cut the tree into tiny pieces and burn it alongside the car. Take it's ashes to Ohio Stadium and let it soar in the wind.
Or idk.. poop on it.
March 28th, 2017 at 11:32 PM ^
Attach it to a firework (preferably a maize or blue colored) and shoot it into the sky.
March 28th, 2017 at 11:36 PM ^
This!
Other forms of burning will be disappointing in practice. Gasoline will just kind of burn for a while. A blowtorch will instantly destroy it and be kind of eh.
Just don't go all JPP with it.
March 29th, 2017 at 12:06 AM ^
Purchase a Laser Sighted Slingshot, let the fun begin.
March 28th, 2017 at 11:43 PM ^
Drop it off at Clemson
You can use it to spell out the score of the Fiesta Bowl before you destroy it!
I can only remember 0SU's contribution to that score though...
... And key them hit out 28 times with a hammer.
1. Go to Clemson spring game.
2. Place buckeyes on same field as Clemson football team.
3. Walk away.
March 28th, 2017 at 11:45 PM ^
1. Obtain Brutus costume
2. Fill costume with C4
3. Place necklace around costume's neck
4. Set up slow-mo cameras
5. Retreat to a safe distance
6. Blow that shit up
I may have watched a little too much Mythbusters in my day.
I think we have our winner
March 28th, 2017 at 11:47 PM ^
it should be given to the guy with the fewest MGoPoints
I don't want it.
March 29th, 2017 at 12:05 AM ^
C4 would be illegal, but Tannerite isn't.
March 29th, 2017 at 12:14 AM ^
Jamie wants BIG BOOM!
I have a feeling that buckeyes are used to illegal things.
March 28th, 2017 at 11:56 PM ^
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
March 28th, 2017 at 11:56 PM ^
Swallow the necklace and let time do its job. Then, head to the Ohio border. Attach the shitty necklace to a rocket and fire it across the border. Once it explodes... shit will rain down on the state.
March 29th, 2017 at 10:24 AM ^
You need to poop it into a cooler and send it to Gene Smith.
...but aren't buckeyes actually poisonous?
March 29th, 2017 at 12:06 AM ^
Explosives definitely need to be involved.
March 29th, 2017 at 12:13 AM ^
Take off and nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Yeah! Make Bishop do it!
March 29th, 2017 at 12:38 AM ^
Take it to the grave walk next year and properly dispose of it by taking a hammer to it over the graves of Schembechler, Yost, and Ufer. You will not regret that experience.
March 29th, 2017 at 12:47 AM ^
...nickel?
Seems to be popular on the YewTube.
March 29th, 2017 at 12:56 AM ^
you guys are just being mean. I'm sure the toothless inbred illiterate cooler pooper he got it from wants it back. Give it to its rightful owner. You jerks.
I wouldn't destroy it. I'd recycle it. And use it as anal beads. You're welcome.
Well, the avatar checks out ... .
based soley on your name and profile pic
that's the sole reason for the upvote? i thought my content was very insightful...
Send it to Brian. Next time someone says they'll eat a lemon if..... They have to wear that necklace instead or while eatting that lemon.
then profit
Ah man, you stole my joke an hour before I even came up with it.
You could try to convince a second hand sex toy store that they're anal beads. You know, let them grow old and die with more dignity than they've had so far. Just spitballin here...
This one has to be the winner, hands down! I've said to my buckeye friends that wear those disgusting things that if they liked anal beads, I was ok with that. Just don't wear them around your neck in public, it's disgusting!
That would be both disgusting and intriguing...
You'll probably have to drop it into Mount Doom.
2. buy yourself a tomahawk missle. suggest you check amazon for any big sales. they look like this:
3. lastly, combine necklace with missle and then talk to one of the navy guys here on the blog. they will help you do this:
4. return necklace to ohio
I did not know they sell advertising space on Tomahawks.
Go to a DNR state boat launch and depoit them in the porta potty waste pit. Those nuts will right at home floating in sewage with the other floaters.
put the beads in a paper bag, fill said bag with shit from horses, dogs, cats, fish, elephants, yours, mine, Mama Junes, just the worst unholy concoction of shit imaginable, place the shit on Urban Meyers doorstep, light said bag on fire, and ring the doorbell. Please make sure the camera catches Urbans face as he panics.
Contempt is a dish best served cold.
Trade it for a tattoo
We need to beat OSU this year. If we don't, then I just don't know when it will happen. We're at the point now where there is no excuse. Of course, we won last year until the refs remembered their holiday bonuses from the Big Ten and OSU....