You Stay Classy, Ann Arbor
August 24th, 2020 at 3:43 PM ^
"College kids say/do something dumb and antagonistic."
August 24th, 2020 at 3:44 PM ^
Ah , to be young and stupid .
August 24th, 2020 at 4:14 PM ^
Young and stupid is fine when it's only you that bears the consequences of your actions.
There is a reason why young drivers pay relatively high premiums and it is called risk aversion. I get the mindset; many of us who are no longer young once were that age, but none of us have lived through a pandemic.
My concern with kids coming back to campus is the Ann Arbor community having lots of older adults that may end up paying a price for youthful indiscretion.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:46 PM ^
Sure, but I blame the university rather than the students.
August 24th, 2020 at 6:05 PM ^
I agree to some extent. I don't really see why in-person classes are going on right now or how they're going to continue.
I do think you'd have some problems with students partying on campus even if schools did go completely online. If I'm 20 years old, have a lease I signed in December 2019 for this year I can't get out of, I'm sure as hell going to say screw it and live on campus in the house/apartment than stay at my parent's house. I don't see how the university can stop that.
August 24th, 2020 at 6:20 PM ^
For sure there would be some students partying in Ann Arbor regardless.
I've just been grossed out in advance for the inevitable due to students partying classes are all online now oh and we're keeping your checks policies.
August 24th, 2020 at 7:00 PM ^
Frankly, I think the reason why so many campuses have not gone online is for that reason. It’s hard to justify sticker cost for full online and universities don’t want to lose that cash.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:47 PM ^
I don't know. As long as the asshole is bleached it is completely safe right? I mean bleach kills viruses...
August 24th, 2020 at 6:45 PM ^
Can vegans still eat ass???
/asking for a friend
August 25th, 2020 at 9:05 AM ^
I heard that if you inject bleach into your asshole that you could kill COVID too...
/s
August 24th, 2020 at 9:32 PM ^
Might be helpful to do a little research on things you can do to minimize your risk of getting sick. There are actually quite a few things you can do to bolster your body's defense against SARS2.
I'm 50 and I would have no issue walking through crowds on a football Saturday in Ann Arbor even if there were lots of students around not wearing masks. I already know I've been exposed to it and it doesn't frighten me. It shouldn't frighten you either.
August 24th, 2020 at 9:37 PM ^
You are not correct. I hope you don't get sick. Even more, I hope the family of someone you infect doesn't have to put this inane quote in their family member's obituary to explain why their loved one is dead.
August 25th, 2020 at 6:22 AM ^
There are things you can do to reduce your risk beyond social distancing and masks by supporting your immune system, but don't kid yourself. A "minimum" does not necessarily mean "low."
August 25th, 2020 at 12:11 PM ^
Pretty sure everyone posting on this board has lived through at least 1 pandemic.
Zika in 15 - 16
Eboal in 13 - 16
MERS in 12 - present
Swine Flue in 09 - 10
Mumps - 2000
Those are the pandemics in the last 20 years. Epidemics are far more prevalent and the US isn't immune to those either. We are not living in uncharted territory here. The only thing uncharted is our understanding of the virus. We now have an example of a re-infection in Hong Kong. The virus has already mutated.
August 24th, 2020 at 5:29 PM ^
I don't think you can get the virus from eating ass. Safer than kissing.
August 24th, 2020 at 6:04 PM ^
Vomit! Cough cough into the mask.
August 24th, 2020 at 8:00 PM ^
It looks like the NYC health department specifically noted this. See section 4, second bullet.
https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf
"Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread the virus. Virus in feces may enter your mouth and could lead to infection."
Somebody needs to get over there and remove that banner. Its a clear public health threat.
August 24th, 2020 at 3:44 PM ^
My first thought when I saw this was that it is definitely representative of all of Ann Arbor.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:21 PM ^
I met a kindly 70 year old woman at the farmers market last week and she said the same thing. Classic Ann Arbor
August 24th, 2020 at 4:31 PM ^
Do you know what her schedule is this week?
Assing for a friend.
August 24th, 2020 at 5:11 PM ^
Every generation thinks they invented ass eating. Meanwhile, grandpa was tongue punching grandmas fart box right before everyone came over for Thanksgiving dinner.
August 24th, 2020 at 5:55 PM ^
I can't stop laughing at this ?
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August 25th, 2020 at 12:02 AM ^
Should have gone with, "....grandpa was stuffing grandma's fart box...."
August 25th, 2020 at 12:30 PM ^
Tongue Punching Grandma's Fart Box sounds like an unreleased Limp Bizkit album.
August 25th, 2020 at 8:20 AM ^
Wait, she said that thing about eating ass and wearing a mask?
August 24th, 2020 at 6:54 PM ^
I do believe the sheet is correct, strictly on a factual basis.
August 24th, 2020 at 3:46 PM ^
This hits a little too close to home... sigh.
August 24th, 2020 at 3:48 PM ^
Having issues with analingus while masked up?
August 24th, 2020 at 3:46 PM ^
In all fairness, this is going on all over the country at campuses open in every state. I believe most (not all) college kids get it, but just like any other demographic you’re gonna get a chunk of people who either (a) don’t care or (b) don’t get it or (c) are in denial
August 24th, 2020 at 4:01 PM ^
Please no talks of getting a chunk.
August 24th, 2020 at 9:53 PM ^
you seem to know a lot about college student's proclivity vis-a-vis tonguing the angry spider.
August 25th, 2020 at 8:42 AM ^
I would like to point out that is a super weak house party, so it appears the number of blatant idiots is relatively low
August 24th, 2020 at 3:46 PM ^
it's probably safer with a mask on though amirite
August 24th, 2020 at 3:53 PM ^
As long as you don't reuse the mask, I'd say.
August 24th, 2020 at 3:48 PM ^
Do people really think that college students aren't going to socialize?
August 24th, 2020 at 3:50 PM ^
right? Or aren't going to eat ass?
August 24th, 2020 at 4:34 PM ^
I feel like that wasn't a thing in my undergrad days. Grad school, for sure.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:08 PM ^
It seems to be the belief, or at least the position, of the college administrations that are insisting on opening. UM and WMU, among them.
It's entirely irresponsible, and IMO borderline negligent, to hinge an entire 'safe opening' plan on 18 to 22 year olds following rules.
August 24th, 2020 at 7:33 PM ^
They don't believe it for a second. But they're giving it the old "college try" pun intended knowing that if (when) it doesn't work, the students will have no one to blame but themselves so they'll feel better about collecting tuition and the students probably won't feel bad about paying it since, you know, they didn't exactly heed the advice of, well, anyone.
August 24th, 2020 at 3:58 PM ^
The students and the aforementioned ass that wants to be eaten are both full of shit.
August 24th, 2020 at 3:59 PM ^
Yep - that looks like College Town, USA at the beginning of the fall term.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:00 PM ^
greek life is awful
August 24th, 2020 at 6:47 PM ^
So says the guy who hasn't had his ass eaten in forever.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:01 PM ^
I'll be honest, I don't really have a huge issue with ~10 people outside. There's a balance between being smart and maintaining your sanity and I don't think this is that absurd. That sign is stupid though
August 24th, 2020 at 9:06 PM ^
Do you honestly think the people outside are the only ones there? I guess you can’t see inside very well, so it’s possible, but a college party with only ~10 people?
August 24th, 2020 at 4:10 PM ^
FYI, representatives of that fraternity are saying that:
1. That is not their house.
2. The banner was stolen or is fake.
So maybe some caution is merited before they are thrown under the bus with the kids in the photo.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:30 PM ^
This is the internet, sir. We will get emotional, judge, and type in ALL CAPS. These students are clearly trying to have fun in 2020. We all know that is forbidden.
August 24th, 2020 at 4:48 PM ^
Yeah...and there was also ass being ate in a grassy knoll nearby....