bluefrombirth

August 27th, 2010 at 11:06 AM ^

The gun belongs to Winston, he dropped it on the sideline during last years game. Coach Jackson is a big eco-friendly guy. He picked it up because he doesn't llike to see litter

harmon98

August 27th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^

I've got to remind myself that gun's only a freshman because, based what I've seen in camp, that gun's like a smith & wesson only bigger, faster, and stronger.

BiSB

August 27th, 2010 at 12:21 PM ^

That gun is the best gun he's ever seen in person.  It's going to be a really special gun, folks.  Like a howitzer crossed with an F-16, but much more mobile.

EDIT: Beaten to the punch two posts up.  His joke reminds me of my joke, only funnier, and much more productive.  I think we're going to see some All-American caliber work from his joke, no doubt about it.