Wednesday Ohio Hate thread
Because why hate just the school when it's so easy to extend it to the entire state, right?
I "wrote" this tonight (ie, I was drunk and bored). Put it to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song and enjoy.
Oh I wish they'd build a wall around Ohio,
that is what I'd truly like to see.
Because if they'd build a wall around Ohio,
none of them could ever bother me.
Build it twelve feet wide and ten times taller,
No buckeye would be able to escape.
And then we could just fill it up with water:
We could turn it into the sixth Great Lake!
November 24th, 2010 at 2:51 AM ^
Now would you create a canal so it attaches to the other Great Lakes? Or would it be some sort of above ground pool for Michigan and Pennsylvania? And have you considered construction costs? The logistics seem puzzling at best.
November 24th, 2010 at 6:34 AM ^
Finally your point total makes sense. We are going to need a young priest and an old priest to get you right or you could just root for Michigan.
November 24th, 2010 at 6:47 AM ^
MGoPoints: 666. Coincidence, I think not.
November 24th, 2010 at 6:58 AM ^
We need two more negs and a pos bang for the cause to get him back to where he belongs. Some other buckeye troll must have moved his total. Now he will burn in hell.
November 24th, 2010 at 2:55 AM ^
one dirty lake. Like Erie in the 70s. Hmmmm, that means we could set fire to it then. I am bamboozeled. Let's do it. Who has a spare garden hose?
November 24th, 2010 at 3:11 AM ^
November 24th, 2010 at 3:44 AM ^
When Terrelle Pryor
Steals from and murders people
Corvette goes VROOM VROOM
November 24th, 2010 at 7:49 AM ^
Gettin' his goose on
Maurice Clarett runs 40
Oh no! 4 point 8!
November 24th, 2010 at 4:32 AM ^
November 24th, 2010 at 4:39 AM ^
is actually a very sad ending.
November 24th, 2010 at 8:23 AM ^
No homo!
/s
November 24th, 2010 at 6:22 AM ^
Even Lebron hates Ohio, and I hate Lebron.
November 24th, 2010 at 6:29 AM ^
coincidence? I think not
November 24th, 2010 at 7:06 AM ^
Welcome to Ohio, here's your ticket.
November 24th, 2010 at 12:00 PM ^
They don't even have to use radar guns anymore to pull you over for speeding. Ohio state troopers have been "trained" to recognize speeding by look alone.
November 24th, 2010 at 7:17 AM ^
cannot describe my hatred for OSU. I have a friend from my childhood that only calls me once a year, after The Game. Needless to say, it's been awhile since this was a good phone call. FUCK OSU.
November 24th, 2010 at 7:25 AM ^
Their rivers catch on fire.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:25 AM ^
There's a red moon arising....soemthing something something to the Lake....
November 24th, 2010 at 7:25 AM ^
that is all.
November 24th, 2010 at 7:35 AM ^
Ohio, the shaft of the midwest.
November 24th, 2010 at 11:23 AM ^
The tip of that ends awfully close to Happy Valley....
November 24th, 2010 at 12:26 PM ^
UNHAPPY valley ;)
November 24th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^
Penn State wanted it.
I mean, they literally get raped in the face in the 2nd half of the football game against OSU.
November 24th, 2010 at 7:47 AM ^
November 24th, 2010 at 8:06 AM ^
Is there any more than needs to be said?
November 24th, 2010 at 8:13 AM ^
Goody, goody, Bo beat Woody
November 24th, 2010 at 8:14 AM ^
Goody, goody, Bo beat Woody
Ohowihateohiostate
Save fuel burn Woody.
Now we just need to start winning a few, so what rhymes with Tressel??
November 24th, 2010 at 8:19 AM ^
I just hate tOSU. That is all.
Lets go out and remind them who the better team / program is on Saturday.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:00 AM ^
and hump day
and they keep humping and breeding.
forced sterilization! the only way!
November 24th, 2010 at 9:16 AM ^
Oregon part deux eh
November 24th, 2010 at 10:55 AM ^
The Ducks really had no tradition to speak of when they mucked with their unis. Part of hating OSU is the familiarity of the uniforms. It screws up the visuals when they're running around in stupid "pro combat" red helmets. It'd be like if the Yankees ditched the pinstripes for teal. You'd still hate them, but it would just feel weird.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:30 AM ^
so Jim Tressel, Denard and Gerg are flying on a plane and there are three parachutes. The plane engine starts to sputter and finally goes out and the pilot comes out of the cockpit. He says, "I have to file the accident report", so he grabs a parachute and jumps out. Jim Tressel says, "I'm the coach for THE Ohio State University. I'm important and I have to be saved". So he grabs a parachute and jumps out. Gerg looks at Denard and says, "Son, you're young and have a long life ahead of you, I've lived a full life and it looks like I'm not going to have my dream job soon, so you take the last parachute". Denard smiles and says, "That's okay...Sweatervest grabbed my knapsack".
November 24th, 2010 at 9:32 AM ^
Oldies, but goodies that say all we need to know about Ohio's crown jewel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM&feature=related**
*Update 1: Their main export is now Lebron James.
**They wish they were Detroit.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:36 AM ^
But we don't want it to turn into the 6th Great Lake. Why? Because virtually every inland lake in Ohio has some form of contamination, either from bacteria, algae bloom, etc. Believe me, we're better off cutting Ohio out of the watershed completely. http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2010/08/15/algae-isnt-only-problem-for-lakes.html
November 24th, 2010 at 10:06 AM ^
Jell-o? Can we fill it with jell-o?
November 24th, 2010 at 10:59 AM ^
Let's not forget about the urine contamination.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/19/ohio-states-michigan-week_n_36…
sorry - i have no idea how to embed, but this is worth copy and pasting.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:41 AM ^
What a jackass for a President! MSC would never say something so stupid. Oh well it won't matter because 2 losses means you play in the capital 1 bowl, BITCH
November 24th, 2010 at 10:47 AM ^
Annihilate Ohio State
And humble Woody Hayes
They grow a lot of cattle in Columbus
And send them out to graze,
Knock them from their Ivory Towers
Send the crawling into the showers!
Down With Ohio State
It's a know-nothing, party school.
Bust a your butt, for Woody!
Bust a gut, for Woody!
They say the girls who go to OSU
Are husband-hunting nags
They go for all the jocks who make big bucks
And not the guys with brains
Knock them from their Ivory Towers
Send them crawling into the showers!
Down with Ohio State!
It's a know-nothing party school!
November 24th, 2010 at 10:56 AM ^
I didn't see this posted anywhere, so I figured this would be the best place for it. Sorry if it's a double-post.
Two wolverines are getting the chance to tear into a piñata designed to resemble the Ohio State University mascot a few days before the annual college football rivalry between that school and the University of Michigan.
The Detroit Zoo said the treat-filled piñata would be given to Luka and Jigi Wednesday morning at the zoo in Royal Oak.
Zoo officials use such piñata to enrich environments and make them more engaging to the animals.
November 24th, 2010 at 11:31 AM ^
Heard about this on WEMU this morning. sounds pretty cool. I was at the Zoo on Sunday and both wolverines were sleeping.
November 24th, 2010 at 1:02 PM ^
Resting up.
Beating Buckeyes takes a bit of energy.
November 24th, 2010 at 1:58 PM ^
Pretty funny... Looks like the first thing they did was decapitate the thing. Beautiful little beasts, they are!
http://www.detroitzoo.org/Newsflashes/2010_Press_Releases/Wolverines_Tear_Up_the_Buckeyes
November 24th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^
The Troy Smith-led 49ers are 3-7 and got shut out 21-0 at home by Tampa Bay. They also have Ted Ginn Jr. on the roster, and watching those two playing out their "careers" makes me smile.