Way OT (and possibly a duplicate thread)
I just heard on the mgoblog roundtable that Brian Cook has a 1 month old daughter!
I think this calls for congratulations! (And maybe apologies from those anyone who's complained about UFR's being a bit late in the last month!)
Feel free to neg me into oblivion if everyone besides me already knew this.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:24 PM ^
Oh, and I guess it falls to us to name the sister of Denard Robinson Cook. (That's how kids are usually named? By message board? Right?)
I say Jordan Kovacs Cook.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:26 PM ^
I say Dee Fens Cook.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:54 PM ^
I don't know. I think once a family has a tradition, you have to respect that. Granted [Michigan Football Player] Cook is a bit tougher for a girl, but are we going to shrink from a challenge?!
Aubrey Solomon Cook
September 27th, 2018 at 7:49 PM ^
How about Jamie Morris Cook? Sort of works as a first name, no?
September 27th, 2018 at 2:27 PM ^
Sierra Romero Cook gets my vote.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:27 PM ^
i'll second Jordan Kovacs Cook.
could also get behind Devin Gardener Cook,
September 27th, 2018 at 2:28 PM ^
If the kid is already a month old, I hope she already has a name. That said, Jordan would be cool...
And congrats, Brian!
September 27th, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
I have to veto Jordan as a name. I've known two. One male, one female. Both were cunts.
Let's go with Brianna.
September 27th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
Peakaboo Street (skier) didn’t get her name until she was 3. Family tradition that the children got to pick their own names.
September 27th, 2018 at 8:38 PM ^
Denardina Robinson Cook.
Obviously.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:48 PM ^
Mrs. Robinson Cook?
September 27th, 2018 at 2:31 PM ^
You people are all wrong. He should name his daughter Brian Cook. "Brian Cook" is the entire first name, of course.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:25 PM ^
Brian Cook Cook.
I like it.
BTW, the points don't work again...
September 27th, 2018 at 3:42 PM ^
Mine have not changed for months.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:56 PM ^
Mine haven't changed since the update. You may or not be able to tell that after almost ten years and 570 points, it doesn't matter to me very much.
September 27th, 2018 at 5:33 PM ^
Mine worked for a day... then nothing.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:29 AM ^
Too many Cooks
September 27th, 2018 at 2:32 PM ^
Dawn Brown Cook?
September 27th, 2018 at 2:48 PM ^
Underrated
September 27th, 2018 at 2:53 PM ^
+1. Please name my next child.
September 27th, 2018 at 7:45 PM ^
Username checks out?
September 27th, 2018 at 2:54 PM ^
This is good
September 27th, 2018 at 3:15 PM ^
"Dude" for short.
September 27th, 2018 at 7:02 PM ^
great minds think alike. you beat me to it, by about 5 hours
September 27th, 2018 at 2:33 PM ^
Congratulations to the Cook family!
I think this would be META, not OT.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:37 PM ^
Michelle Hart Cook, since she'll be a little sister? Congrats Brian!
September 27th, 2018 at 2:39 PM ^
ChiBlueBoy Cook. After the father.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
oooohhh chiboy, you in a heap a' trouble now!!!
September 27th, 2018 at 2:41 PM ^
That's not an excuse for late UFRs. Family always comes first, and we are obviously Brian's family. And we were here first anyways.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^
Yeah, although now that I think about it, he may not even know some of our names and he certainly hasn't checked on any of us when there was a storm outside at night or whatever. Hmmmm....
September 27th, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
He does listen to us whine a lot, so there's that
September 28th, 2018 at 5:36 AM ^
Damn - Thanksgiving is REALLY gonna be awkward this year!
September 27th, 2018 at 4:17 PM ^
You know, the guy has never once told me happy birthday. Probably couldn't even tell you when it is.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:46 PM ^
MurderWolf Cook has a nice ring to it.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
It's MurderWulV you twit.
Also, go die in a fire before we have another joke turn into reality like flat earthers.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:20 PM ^
Well, that took an interesting turn!
September 27th, 2018 at 4:32 PM ^
Let's go with decaf for a bit, mmmkay?
September 27th, 2018 at 3:20 PM ^
Call me old fashioned, but I also think that is a pretty name.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:29 PM ^
Li'l 8ball.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
Taco Pants Cook
September 27th, 2018 at 3:17 PM ^
This one is, a little spicy. Well done.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:20 PM ^
Ron (and I) are not be very happy with the title of this post... First, it's not OT, the guy runs this blog. Second, "SIAP" is the abbreviation so you don't have to write "(and possibly a duplicate thread)". Finally, there's literally no content in the title...
"SIAP: Brian Cook has a newborn daughter"
September 28th, 2018 at 7:39 AM ^
Oh Gaawwd!.....get back in your cubicle.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
Tshimanga Biakabutuka Cook.
Once she learns it, the kid will win every spelling bee until she graduates.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:35 PM ^
Having kids is such a joy! Congrats Brian!
September 27th, 2018 at 3:46 PM ^
Congratulations Brian! Babies are great, except when they wake up crying in the middle of the night to be fed or changed. That's bad.
I'd like to welcome Jamie Harbaugh Cook to the world and look forward to seeing her take to the rubber someday as starting pitcher for the Lady Wolverines at Alumni Field.
September 27th, 2018 at 3:50 PM ^
Also, did Craig Ross drop that Denard Robinson Cook’s actual name is Fielding?
September 27th, 2018 at 3:54 PM ^
I think the whole point of the Denard Robinson Cook thing is so Brian's child's name isn't all over the internet before they're even aware of what the internet is. Also why they were so quick to correct Craig.
September 27th, 2018 at 4:59 PM ^
I agree with MGoChippewa. In fact, I kind of think you should edit his name out of your post. (These posts are searchable by google, while the podcasts aren't).
September 27th, 2018 at 6:33 PM ^
I sort of got the idea that Craig forgot which specific fake name was being used.