September 27th, 2010 at 1:25 PM ^
Oh come on, if you're going to wear a tie with that, at least make it a polka-dotted bow tie.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:44 PM ^
The Stewie in your avatar seems to be staring directly at Stonum's choice in eyewear. And he is not impressed.
Pure 100% Colombian awesome.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^
September 27th, 2010 at 3:05 PM ^
Do the Humpty Hump!
September 27th, 2010 at 9:03 PM ^
like a pickle
September 27th, 2010 at 1:30 PM ^
We'd be looking at a new Dhani Jones, only with glasses, while repping the original Dhani with the tie.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:28 PM ^
Seriously, what gives with the crazy outfits? Is this just a case of a WR working on his NFL-level eccentricity quotient?
September 27th, 2010 at 1:33 PM ^
Football players can't join frats. Ha so its the latter of what you said.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:34 PM ^
Seriously? Is that a team "rule" or something?
September 27th, 2010 at 2:42 PM ^
September 27th, 2010 at 3:19 PM ^
Yeah, that happens, I realize, but there is a big difference between "make it difficult to join" and "aren't allowed to join".
September 27th, 2010 at 2:41 PM ^
is that a new rule? griese was in FIJI.
September 27th, 2010 at 8:36 PM ^
Grant Mason was in a frat - Kappa Alpha Psi. Dhani Jones was in a frat - Alpha Phi Alpha. And numerous other football players wanted to be in frats. Joining a frat isn't necessarily the easiest when going trough Spring Ball but it is not prohibited at U of M.
September 27th, 2010 at 3:08 PM ^
Now I'm looking forward to seeing what accessory he'll add each week.
Just need the furry hat next.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:29 PM ^
That tie with the polo shirt and those glasses. Pure awsomeness!
September 27th, 2010 at 2:24 PM ^
Ties should not be worn with polo shirts
September 27th, 2010 at 2:26 PM ^
Psh, this isn't the 00's anymore.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:37 PM ^
He just needs a windbreaker and his outfit would look suspiciously like Woody Hayes.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:46 PM ^
September 27th, 2010 at 2:40 PM ^
No, I think it's just the shadows of the collar and wrinkles that make it look that way.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:44 PM ^
Which is good, because explaining Tacopants gets tiresome.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^
September 27th, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^
Revenge of the Nerds 2010 starring Darryl Stonum! (A very bad-assed nerd.)
September 27th, 2010 at 2:28 PM ^
Let's hope he doesn't run into Carson Butler anytime soon.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:10 PM ^
I love the tattoo-polo-tie combination. He looks like one of those evil henchmen in a movie who you first figure is just an accountant until he throws three guys through some nearby windows.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:26 PM ^
... now I think he's just fucking with us. The glasses with the tape? Short sleeve polo shirt + tie. Stonum has quite the sense of humor.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:29 PM ^
I love it. A character on the team who is 100% Pure Columbian bad-ass on the field.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:43 PM ^
Stonum is seriously channeling Clark Kent.
Lets hope he can wear a big S or a #1 for the rest of the season.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:54 PM ^
I don't know if you are showing your age or your disconnect from popular culture. The Urkel look was made reasonably popular again by Kanye West.
My guess is that is the angle Stonum is working.
It's kind of like in the 80s when it was all the rage to wear Cazals.
Edit: This was in response to Logan88
September 27th, 2010 at 3:13 PM ^
he continues to evolve the outfit as the season progresses.
Next week, he adds a sportcoat.
By OSU week, we have another Howard Hughes on our hands.
September 27th, 2010 at 3:31 PM ^
Stonum gets a little more awesome.
September 27th, 2010 at 4:55 PM ^
He's really embracing his recent 4-eyes status.
Also, someone get this man a fedora. Stat!