So OT it hurts - Taco Bell
I just wanted to give you all a warning before going to try the newest product at Taco Bell, the Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito. I am normally pleasantly surprised at the creative and tasty ways Taco Bell's product development team can repackage and recolor the same 5 basic ingredients into different food items. On my lunch break at work, some 30 minutes ago, I decided I would try the new Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito.
I was pleasantly surprised...that my colon didn't explode (yet). I have since lost the feeling in my legs and fear my heart will stop soon after eating this culinary abortion. It literally looks and tastes like a twice digested squirrel in a tortilla. I can see how the idea came about...during the semi-monthly cleaning, somebody put all the extra food scraps into a tortilla and dared Miguel to eat it. And he did. And then he liked it and wanted to share it with the world. Awesome. I am greatly looking forward to the Bacon Guacamole Swedish Fish Lettuce Macaroni Chocolate Chip Gyro Orange Glo Combo Meal.
Sorry for my digression, I just wanted to spread the word and I'm a little tired of the Groundhog Day-esque recruiting talk today ;)
just to test how the body reacts. So i got some chicken tacos at TB the other night and had 6 blowouts... with that said, its all SHIT.
Sir, you really should have known what you were getting yourself into when you ordered a Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito from Taco Bell.
About 18 months ago I got chicken parmesan at Sbarro (on the road, no culinary alternative) and I got the worst food poisoning in the history of the western hemisphere. I lost seven pounds in 24 hours. Since then, I have not eaten one bite of fast food and I feel much better for it.
And as long as we're on the subject of deplorable fast food, I would like to nuke every Wendy's on the planet. It is the poorest excuse for food in human history. Wendy's is the dumpster abortion of Taco Bell.
then it's the most delicious abortion ever. And it's cheap.
8/10
I actually like Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich; only thing I'll get there. The fries there are meh, though. Sucks to get food poisoning; glad I've never gotten it before.
After I'd been up all night with simultaneous bouts of diarrhea and projectile vomiting, my wife wakes up and says: "So, ready to do some yard work?"
I personally blame it on the Starbucks at the Milwaukee airport.
a stomach like a goat- I can eat and process anything. I have had 3 bouts of food poisoning though- all directly attributable to tilapia. Demon shit-eating fish from Hades. First 2 times were innocent enough, third time was from fish tacos a buddy of mine made.
Nothing worse than dragging your ass through the gravel like a dog while camping for relief.
Lookin' good rockin' the speedo!
I kid I kid
Taco Bell generally hurts on the way out, yes.
Nuke every Wendy's?? Really?
They have pretty decent alternatives health-wise for a fast food joint w/ the salads, chili, oranges, etc. I always feel their food tastes fresh (for a fast-food place). I mean, if you're gonna nuke Wendy's what's your reaction to BK and MCD's?
Guess where Wendy's was founded? Columbus, Ohio.
Nuke those sonsabitches.
Wasn't going to try it, it just sounded like a bad idea.
The Volcano burrito is actually not too shabby though.
I can second that. The Volcano Burrito is very good. Except this one time they didn't mix everything together, and I got a big bite of "Volcano Sauce" at one end...not very pleasant to say the least.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch all the way!
Why did they take the spicy chicken crunchwrap supreme off the menu? That was my go to Taco Bell item for like two years. In protest I have decided to no longer eat at Taco Bell when I'm sober.
Now I am going to have to try it for myself...
I miss the $.89 nachos, they were gooooooood
Fucking gross. I only get soft taco supreme tacos there anyways. Oh and lots of hot sauce.
I didn't really need this thread. I spent two hours last night eliminating everything I'd eaten the past two days in a wonderful, roll of TP destroying mess. This isn't pleasant.
wtf - is this Irish / Mexican fusion?
we'll be sitting on a toilet for an hour after it and it's going to hit you when you're in the car.