Merely because she seems to be this blogs favorite female actress, including our fearless leader's, I thought I'd let you all know that you've got another shot at Scarlett Johansson (cnn.com link, so it's SFW/H).
Mods, feel free to delete if this is too OT for our down week, I just thought it might fall under the SJ exemption.
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With all the prior NSFW
With all the prior NSFW posts, I thought it best to leave a picture out. Feel free to click here for your pictures (NSFW/H depending on your google image settings).
'M-Burns', I'll never have better facial hair than this...
Thank you...
...Santa!
Why?
What is the hype with Scarlett Johansson? Out of all the women that I have no shot with, there are tons that are way better looking than her.
Brady...Hoooooooke!
just something about
just something about her...yup...really nice
to be honest, out of all the
to be honest, out of all the MGoPopulation, you probably have the best chance with her of any of us, Hard Gay.
Clearly you don't have a wife
Clearly you don't have a wife that gets US Weekly. Old news. Still hot.
"I don't see how having someone piss on my face is going to help me sell Lou Ferrigno's house."
I get my entertainment news
I get my entertainment news from cnn. Clearly, I'm not one to break this kind of news normally... Just didn't see a thread on it already.
'M-Burns', I'll never have better facial hair than this...
Shania Twain is looking fine on this weeks cover
Shania Twain is looking mighty fine on this weeks cover.
Christ in me arise and dispel all the darkness.
And
Available
Born in Oklahoma
Raised in Ohio
Escaped to Meechigan
.
Yep, its christmas all right. :-)
make some
I would make some scholarship room for her
We are here because we're not all there.
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Touchdown Michigan!
I only regret that I have but
I only regret that I have but one point to give for this picture...
and only one free hand.
and only one free hand.
In such a cynical, sarcastic society, oftentimes looking for the negative on anybody or anything, if you're fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it. -Thom Brennaman
Dude, yer evil
That is one mighty fine picture
Born in Oklahoma
Raised in Ohio
Escaped to Meechigan
What is the hype with
What is the hype with Scarlett Johansson? Out of all the women that I have no shot with, there are tons that are way better looking than her.
Um.......see above for additional clarification.
NOTE: She is currently
NOTE: She is currently unavailable over the holidays as my wife has gift wrapped her and put her under my tree for a midnight Christmas gift to me. Carry on!
Wow, phork...
Wow, phork your wife is way cooler than mine. I'd happily take Charissa Thompson as a back up option.
I've never watched "Rudy" because I can't stand notre dame.
Can't we get her a
Can't we get her a scholarship and use her as a cheerleader?
She
May have some eligibility left....
Born in Oklahoma
Raised in Ohio
Escaped to Meechigan
miss scarlett
I bet she could run the spread real well-and in any conference too.
any bowl will do
everyone's happier when she's
everyone's happier when she's running the spread.
Scarlett Johansson won't work
Scarlett Johansson won't work in the Big Ten.
"We bring you to Michigan to take care of Michigan; your job is to protect that block M."
-Carol Hutchins
MGoBlog,
also TMZ on off-hours.
Guess what Scarlett...
I am available now as well. Looks like Santa answered your Christmas wish.
I feel a CC coming on...
Maybe we can unify the Michigan family by making Scarlett our new head coach. We do that and I could care less about being bowl eligible. At least the guys.
.... Don't neg me bro'. It had to be said.
Now that would be one coach
Now that would be one coach who wouldn't have much trouble recruiting.
Is Charlize Theron available for a house call on
Christmas? I'd glady pass on all other gifts to have her to unwrap under the tree.
What the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve and...Those Who Stay WILL Be Champions.
Scarlett
You know you're a popular lady when a college football blog is starting threads about you. She might be the hottest woman on earth, and I don't think I'm exaggerating.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Don't forget about Ryan Reynolds...
... there's got to be some people interested here
HAIL.
omg
he'th tho dreamy.
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik
No matter how good they look
someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh*t...
This may be...
the most profound statement I've ever read anywhere. +1
At least give Chris Rock credit
if your gonna steal his Halle Berry joke.
"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer
Chris Rock?
Isn't there a poster with a girl in a bikini that pre-dates any Chris Rock jokes?
Yes there is. I tried to link it.
But the poster is where I got that line from. Not Chris Rock. Although I do like Chris Rock. He's funny as heck!
OT?
Is Scarlett really ever off topic?
A-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!!!
You beat me to it!! My thoughts exactly!! Woo-hoo!
FACT: I'd hit it
FACT: I'd hit it
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I CALL DIBS!!! just don't tell the wife.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
DAMN
thanks scarlett
you told me you loved me. Then you left for Hollywood and got famous. Now you never call me back. You bitch.
Never OT
According to Brian, threads about Scarlett are never OT.
Exceptions: Creepy stalking of Scarlett Johansson is still creepy, but somewhat forgivable.
http://mgoblog.com/content/airing-sportsblog-grievances
This picture was also posted on there FWIW.
"When your team is losing, stick by them, keep believing." -Bo Schembechler
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this would have been so much
this would have been so much better in maize and blue rather than packer's colors
'M-Burns', I'll never have better facial hair than this...
done in full haste with no
done in full haste with no skill:
quite a nice job...good
quite a nice job...good effort
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Free Candy?
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.