OT: Michigan rocks crushing MSU/OSU player
Who else has one of these rocks? They have a crushed MSU or OSU player under them. Were made and sold in the early/mid-2000s. I got one recently after searching for 12 years. Hard to find, I've seen a few crushed MSU player rocks but I have yet to hear from anyone who has the crushed OSU player rock.
September 21st, 2020 at 9:42 PM ^
Those are some nice inspirational pink pillows.
September 21st, 2020 at 10:20 PM ^
I am guessing WD’s girlfriend bought those, there’s a reason they’re next to his Michigan paraphernalia, and they say: “God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
September 21st, 2020 at 10:29 PM ^
And the rocks minerals to throw at him!
September 21st, 2020 at 10:34 PM ^
WD is great and that’s funny AF my friend!
September 21st, 2020 at 9:43 PM ^
They’re not rocks; they’re minerals!!
September 21st, 2020 at 10:16 PM ^
Jesus Christ Marie!!
September 21st, 2020 at 10:24 PM ^
What?! No Joseph??
September 22nd, 2020 at 1:16 AM ^
Its blue.... corundum.
September 22nd, 2020 at 2:16 AM ^
Lol, at first I thought you wrote blue condom.
September 21st, 2020 at 9:48 PM ^
Upvoted you for Coke Zero product placement. Nicely staged.
September 21st, 2020 at 9:49 PM ^
Dave Brandon would be proud.
September 22nd, 2020 at 9:26 AM ^
I'm disappointed there are no pool noodles
-DB
September 21st, 2020 at 10:42 PM ^
That’s how he got his great tickets for this season. Oh wait...
September 21st, 2020 at 10:20 PM ^
Mr. Devotee. Devo-yay!
September 21st, 2020 at 10:26 PM ^
The De-evolution of Michigan fandom?
Whip 'Em Good!
September 22nd, 2020 at 1:17 AM ^
It's kinda fitting, Devo won an award at the Ann Arbor Film Festival with their first video.
September 22nd, 2020 at 8:45 AM ^
I saw them at Hill Auditorium in 1981. Jocko Homo! Some good things do come from Ohio.
September 22nd, 2020 at 10:03 AM ^
Nice! I think my dad said that he saw the screening of The Truth About De-Evolution at the State Theater when it won the award, but I could have heard that wrong. That's right around when he would have been either a freshman or a sophomore at Umich though.
September 21st, 2020 at 10:27 PM ^
I dig your depth of fandom, brother WD.
September 21st, 2020 at 10:45 PM ^
Wolverine Devotee, despite my love for U of M I would never decorate so much of my real-estate with Maize and Blue, but I must say that I admire your fervor.
September 22nd, 2020 at 9:27 AM ^
I would never decorate my account with so many negative points (-9998446) but I must say that I admire your fervor
September 22nd, 2020 at 10:25 AM ^
how is that possible...
September 21st, 2020 at 10:48 PM ^
I have one. Nice pink pillows.
September 21st, 2020 at 10:52 PM ^
Is it true all the MSU players tried to smoke them all up?
September 22nd, 2020 at 7:06 AM ^
Just Jeff Smoker
September 21st, 2020 at 11:18 PM ^
i looked under my rock and saw that jim tressel had escaped
he's doing book tours now and talking about integrity
it's almost as if life is playing a cruel joke on all of us
September 21st, 2020 at 11:29 PM ^
I don't have one of those but I do have good memories of my late 80s Piss stones
September 21st, 2020 at 11:39 PM ^
Never seen that before but I love it
September 21st, 2020 at 11:43 PM ^
What a delightfully you thing to own, WD. Never change
September 22nd, 2020 at 2:06 AM ^
I’ve had the MSU one on my desk at work for about 15 years.
September 22nd, 2020 at 2:13 AM ^
Yes, if Michigan is rock, MSU is scissors but OSU is paper. Some how we need to beat OSU.
September 22nd, 2020 at 2:13 AM ^
Yes, if Michigan is rock, MSU is scissors but OSU is paper. Some how we need to beat OSU.
September 22nd, 2020 at 5:55 AM ^
I have one with Texas from 2005 Rose Bowl. It reminds me not to take things for granite.
September 22nd, 2020 at 6:04 AM ^
I was there too. Still too soon......
September 22nd, 2020 at 7:20 AM ^
You shale not do that.
September 22nd, 2020 at 9:31 AM ^
This joke has petered.
September 22nd, 2020 at 9:37 AM ^
i thought folks would quarry this thread and aggregate a lot more puns. ore maybe that some of the fossils that post here mite.
September 22nd, 2020 at 1:04 PM ^
^^^^winner^^^
September 23rd, 2020 at 12:02 AM ^
Bob Dylan has an answer for all you "stoners"...
September 22nd, 2020 at 6:17 AM ^
You know, I had an idea like that once.
well, ok: a Michigan brand “jump to conclusions” mat. Eh- it has Michigan themed conclusions written on the mat. You know. That you can jump to.
so when M throws a pick you jump to “put in 2nd string QB - that dude is the next Antonio Bass”
when a M RB fumbles you jump to “why do we run at all when we could throw the ball to one of our six 4 and 5 star WRs- they are all Nico Collins clones”
when M throws an out complete but 4 yards short of a 1st on 3rd down you jump to “fire the OC - he’s worse than Debord.”
if M gives up a 17 play 86 yard TD drive you can jump to “why is our DC channeling Jim Hermann’s play card from the netherworld.”
when it’s 3rd and 17 and the opponent throws a 1st down pass After The QB scrambles against a cover zero blitz You obviously jump to “I know this DC put in a D that avgs only 3.06 PPG and 171.6 YPG but the Don Brown act on 3rd downs is getting tiresome.”
center square is obviously for when the M QB throws a batted or deflected ball at the LOS: “fucking Navarre”
September 22nd, 2020 at 7:17 AM ^
The guy made a million bucks...
September 22nd, 2020 at 7:43 AM ^
But how many times did he bounce a pass off a lineman’s helmet?
September 22nd, 2020 at 7:08 AM ^
Never seen one but this surely would have made for a nice rock:
September 22nd, 2020 at 8:30 AM ^
That memorable picture wins the thread EVERY TIME.
September 22nd, 2020 at 8:42 AM ^
And under that can of Coke Zero lays 2 tickets
September 22nd, 2020 at 8:44 AM ^
Fascinating
September 22nd, 2020 at 9:14 AM ^
I've got the MSU one also, never seen OSU.
September 22nd, 2020 at 9:43 AM ^
That 1984 World Series ticket caught my eye. I've got my 2006 WS ticket framed and on display, too; I was at the only game we won vs. the Cards that Fall Classic, my one and only World Series game I've enjoyed in person.