December 21st, 2012 at 6:58 AM ^
Is there anybody home?
December 21st, 2012 at 6:28 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 6:34 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 6:36 AM ^
I guess we dodged that bullet. Damn. Now I have to go Christmas shopping.
December 21st, 2012 at 6:36 AM ^
Slight false alarm! Everyone back to bed!
December 21st, 2012 at 6:39 AM ^
Back to bed? What are you, a slacker?
December 21st, 2012 at 6:58 AM ^
Yeah, you're right... I should probably get the day started by washing the car.
December 21st, 2012 at 6:51 AM ^
This the end, beautiful friend. Oh wait it's 6:51, my bad. I guess I have to work today now.
December 21st, 2012 at 6:57 AM ^
F*cking Mayans.
December 21st, 2012 at 7:00 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 7:16 AM ^
WORST. MAYAN. CALENDAR. EVER.
December 21st, 2012 at 9:14 AM ^
I am from Aztec descent, but if the world ends I love you all and my last thoughts will be of that Michigan helmet.....and my wife, kids n stuff. Go Blue, too. last words.
December 21st, 2012 at 7:25 AM ^
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SOLD ALL MY POSSESSIONS EXCEPT MY INTERNET PROVIDING DEVICE WHICH IS HOW I'M COMMUNICATING THIS TO YOU
December 21st, 2012 at 7:26 AM ^
here's how it actually went
Mayan guy: Alright, now to put December 22 on the calen....OH NOES!!! THE SPANISH, WHICH I SOMEHOW KNOW ABOUT, ARE HERE WITH....SMALL POX OR SOMETHING!!!
December 21st, 2012 at 12:36 PM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 7:32 AM ^
and I didn't even get a snow day today from this so called Blizzard
December 21st, 2012 at 8:55 AM ^
Two snow days in a row for my kids - and therefore me - in the greater Madison, WI metro region. We had ourselves a nice little blizzard. I might add a nice little blizzard NOT PREDICTED BY THE MAYANS!
December 21st, 2012 at 7:34 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 8:02 AM ^
He'll come out and ask why everyone looks so glum and tell them to smile.
December 21st, 2012 at 9:18 AM ^
Those Mayans.
December 21st, 2012 at 7:39 AM ^
No apocalypse? Don't be too disappointed: there will undoubtedly be another prediction of the end of the world within the next year. My guess, though, is that when the end comes, no one predicts it, but it comes like a thief in the night.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:00 AM ^
Have already said they miscalculated the Mayan end-of-the-world date. Now, it's sometime in 2015. You've got another couple of years to buy that real estate inside the French mountain.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:19 AM ^
Perhaps, but until there is a movie about it directed by Roland Emmerich, we shouldn't take it too seriously.
December 21st, 2012 at 7:40 AM ^
Did I miss it? Man seems like I miss everything.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:20 AM ^
You missed it. The world was destroyed and you're dead. Welcome to the afterlife. Good news, it's Sparty and Buckeye-free.
December 21st, 2012 at 3:17 PM ^
They're just in that other place.
December 21st, 2012 at 7:54 AM ^
You can head over to Amazon and get a year of ESPN Magazine/Insider for $5. Link
I would suggest immediately cancelling auto-renewal by going to the Subscription Manager as there's no guarantee you will be able to renew for the same price in 1 year.
Deal lasts until the 25th. Thought I would post it, especially since it's from Amazon and not some questionable online magazine site.
December 21st, 2012 at 7:59 AM ^
Hope is not a strategy.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:05 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 10:12 AM ^
Thanks for posting this, giving myself the gift of TomVH for xmas now.
December 21st, 2012 at 7:54 AM ^
dammit all, i was really counting on those mayans to come through for me... should've studied for my test last night
December 21st, 2012 at 7:56 AM ^
When I was a student, I used to think that if the world ended, it should happen just before I started studying for finals, not a day or two afterwards.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:03 AM ^
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December 21st, 2012 at 9:10 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 9:56 AM ^
This thread is full of all kinds of winning comments. I'm laughing my a-- off here.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:04 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 8:15 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 8:16 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 8:23 AM ^
The Mayans never predicted the end of the world today. Today is just the end of their 144,000 day calendar cycle. Another one would've started tomorrow. Today is essentially Mega New Years Eve to a Mayan, so if they were still around, they'd be celebrating, not panicking.
December 21st, 2012 at 8:28 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 8:28 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 9:01 AM ^
Like the 30-some Michigan schools that cancelled classes two days early because of concerns over the reaction to the Mayan prophecies??? They should all be fired.
December 21st, 2012 at 9:56 AM ^
December 21st, 2012 at 10:28 AM ^
Sadly, yes.
On a related note, are all these apocalypse prepper reality shows going to have some post 12-21-2012 episodes that show these nutjobs looking sheepish and foolish for investing so much effort into their paranoia?