OT: Buckeye/Browns fan dunks head in bucket of urine for $450
speaking from prior experience, it is tough to find work these days in Cleveland. But, the link will take you to Deadspin, and from there to a man wearing Ohio State gear who accepted $450 to dunk his head in a bucket of urine yesterday while tailgating.
This is why, even though I am a fan of the Browns, I refuse to be referred to as a Browns fan...too many OSU fans who use Sundays as another excuse to act like a moron and make my adopted hometown look bad.
That being said, it's always fun to laugh at Buckeyes
(I have not included the video here directly just in case some folks dont wish to see it. Not to get clicks for Deadspin)
October 15th, 2012 at 5:03 PM ^
This doesn't seem like it's OT to me. More like O "Pee" HA HA HA HA HA!!! Get it? O "Pee" instead of O "T"
October 15th, 2012 at 5:02 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 5:06 PM ^
as someone that has been born and raised in ohio i can honestly say ive never seen a video that more entails everything ohio in my life.
October 15th, 2012 at 5:07 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 5:13 PM ^
rent is $225/ month?
October 15th, 2012 at 5:16 PM ^
That's all my parents charge
October 15th, 2012 at 5:32 PM ^
That explains it. I'm sure if your parents knew you were paying rent by dunking your head in a tub of piss they would reduce your rate.
October 15th, 2012 at 6:36 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 5:41 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 6:06 PM ^
200 bucks a month? Shit, I'm moving to Colorado. That pays a little over two days of my mortgage.
October 15th, 2012 at 6:10 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 6:17 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 10:47 PM ^
Hey! I live near Lacrosse.
October 15th, 2012 at 6:33 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 7:03 PM ^
I'm not fooled, $1,300 is still really cheap, unless that's a tiny studio or something.
October 15th, 2012 at 7:28 PM ^
$1300 is not "really cheap". Guessing you're just looking for someone to respond to that, so you can brag about how much money you have and how much your rent is.
October 15th, 2012 at 7:54 PM ^
Look, I certainly don't live anywhere anyone considers fancy, but you'd never be able to find anything for 1300 bucks a month. For most big cities in the country (and I would consider Denver that, or close) $1,300 a month is quite cheap. Unless he means for a room, where he's splitting a place with roommates or something, that's one thing. But for an apartment, that's a helluva deal.
October 15th, 2012 at 8:35 PM ^
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October 15th, 2012 at 8:59 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 7:44 PM ^
I don't care if it's just "salt water." If it comes out of someone's penis (or urethra?) I don't want to dunk any part of my body in it. That said, I would maybe do it for 500k.
October 15th, 2012 at 9:34 PM ^
Sounds like you'd do it one way or other. Now, it's just a matter of negotiating the fee.
October 15th, 2012 at 5:17 PM ^
Good God Almighty. Where do you live?
October 15th, 2012 at 5:36 PM ^
WTF.
I wouldn't do it for $4,500
October 15th, 2012 at 6:17 PM ^
Why? Think about it practically, it's just liquid. Completely sterile, too (much less disgusting from a germ perspective than something like a lake). If you can get past the initial "eww" reaction, you'd realize it's not that bad at all, and you'd be $450 richer.
October 15th, 2012 at 6:32 PM ^
Once I got a job, a "things I'm willing to do for money" threshold came into place. This is below that threshold. And, for that matter, the old floor for things I was willing to do for money as well.
October 15th, 2012 at 7:17 PM ^
Waste.
From random strangers, from Ohio, who have been god knows where with their bits and stuff. Not to mention having to smell other people's piss the rest of the day, and lose your dignity. No thanks.
Did you look at that bucket?
October 15th, 2012 at 11:27 PM ^
I don't have to drink my own urine but I do, because it's sterile... and I like the taste
October 15th, 2012 at 6:30 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 5:08 PM ^
in that case, shouldnt we get paid everytime we jump in a lake?
October 15th, 2012 at 5:29 PM ^
Unless you're into homeopathy, the concentration of piss in that bucket is slightly worse than in any lake I know of.
October 15th, 2012 at 6:06 PM ^
fish do in lakes!
October 15th, 2012 at 7:02 PM ^
+1 for quack medicine reference
October 15th, 2012 at 5:11 PM ^
Why the hell do these people just have a bucket full of pee just sitting around at their tailgate?
October 15th, 2012 at 5:18 PM ^
Because the cooler already had poop in it
October 15th, 2012 at 7:57 PM ^
And you made an account just to post that comment. Bravo.
October 15th, 2012 at 10:07 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 11:41 PM ^
I like you already. +1
October 15th, 2012 at 5:33 PM ^
I was going to say, usually I fill my buckets with beer. I've never considered bringing a tub of pee to my tailgate.
October 15th, 2012 at 5:13 PM ^
No way i would ever do that
October 15th, 2012 at 5:17 PM ^
October 15th, 2012 at 5:19 PM ^
Or a previously used cooler?
October 15th, 2012 at 5:26 PM ^
I would do that.....Seriously...... I would
October 15th, 2012 at 5:34 PM ^
yeah I prolly would do it to...urine is sterile, atleast for a healthy person, 450 bucks for a few minutes discomfort sure
October 15th, 2012 at 5:36 PM ^
I'm not saying I would do it, but unless a person has a bladder or kidney infection, it's just saltwater, basically.
October 15th, 2012 at 7:36 PM ^
its just saltwater?
Holy fuck, seriously holy fuck.
October 15th, 2012 at 6:28 PM ^
by the argument that it is "sterile", so it is OK. I think you missed the main part, which is "URINE".
October 15th, 2012 at 5:42 PM ^
Shit, I went bobbing for apples in a bucket of Natty Light for free. It was probably a similar experience.
October 15th, 2012 at 5:50 PM ^
I question the sanity of the people that came up with the prop bet than the people that actually did it.
October 15th, 2012 at 5:51 PM ^
Wow even Moises Alou would think that guy has a strange fetish with piss.