December 16th, 2019 at 10:32 AM ^
Glad I'm not a public figure who gets to relive all their stupid mistakes in gifs and memes forever. I just get to cringe at the memory and move on.
December 16th, 2019 at 3:18 PM ^
To be fair, I'm pretty sure if I was a public figure, I wouldn't jump up and down on a couch on live tv.........
December 17th, 2019 at 1:02 AM ^
I might suffer through it, but only if I get to be a superstar:
https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a22553054/tom-cruise-net-worth/
December 16th, 2019 at 9:56 AM ^
Cinematography is going to be really good. Very little or no CGI, which I think turns a lot of movies into cartoons. I love real stunts, action, explosions, etc. in movies.
We'll have to wait to see how the story holds up.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:29 AM ^
Top Gun will actually have a story???
December 16th, 2019 at 10:43 AM ^
If by story you mean an unrealistically long and joyfully competitive beach volleyball game than yes it will.
December 16th, 2019 at 11:36 AM ^
Man.. if only they played that rubber match.. could've had em.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:50 AM ^
As long as we have a bad guy to fight, the plot will take care of itself.
December 16th, 2019 at 11:20 AM ^
Top Gun had a bad guy and his name was Maverick.
December 16th, 2019 at 11:56 AM ^
Fuego box hot take
December 16th, 2019 at 1:00 PM ^
Is it really? You have a guy who consistently flaunts and breaks rules designed to ensure safety and promote the type of team based flying that leads to successful missions despite repeated warnings. After breaking another one of the rules he gets a US service member killed. How is this guy not the bad guy?
I guess you could argue the bad guy would be Charlie, who lied in official reports about Maverick's dangerous flying because she was sleeping with him putting the other students at risk when he should have been benched and eventually also having a say in Goose's death.
December 16th, 2019 at 1:17 PM ^
The Top Gun rules exist for your safety and for that of your crew. They are not flexible, nor am I!
December 16th, 2019 at 2:24 PM ^
Things that were hilarious about the original Top Gun:
1. The guy who played principal Strickland is chewing Maverick out about how he’s an insubordinate asshole and a loose cannon who is going to get someone killed.....Only to suddenly say “Congrats son! You’re going to Top Gun”
2. Maverick is emotionally unstable after the death of Goose and Viper thinks the best solution is to get him up and flying in intense simulated combat situations, where one mistake can easily get him and/or others killed, ASAP.
3. Even though there is already an aircraft carrier with a full squadron on station in the area, Viper interrupts the Top Gun graduation ceremony to tell Maverick and Iceman that they are needed there and have to leave immediately and fly 6000 miles across the Pacific Ocean. Because apparently all the pilots already on the ship are just a bunch of worthless puds who are unable to handle the situation.
4. Principal Strickland decides that Maverick, who is still clearly suffering emotional effects from Goose’s death, is one of the pilots who should be assigned to a fly in a combat zone where action is likely. And, when Iceman very reasonably tries to point out maybe Mav isn’t mentally fit for this mission, Strickland shuts him down with no explanation given.
December 16th, 2019 at 3:15 PM ^
That's how we rolled back in the day.
December 16th, 2019 at 3:27 PM ^
In all fairness, the movie would have been pretty boring if a bunch of pilots we had never met had taken out the Russians.
December 16th, 2019 at 3:35 PM ^
eh, it's much simpler to blame it all on Jar Jar Binks
December 16th, 2019 at 4:05 PM ^
TROLL ALERT! Special agent Johnny Utah played quarterback at Ohio State!
/The Presidents are Surfers
December 16th, 2019 at 6:31 PM ^
Yuu're right boo this man!!!!
December 16th, 2019 at 8:29 PM ^
"Hey Utah! Gimme 2."
December 16th, 2019 at 9:52 PM ^
Under-rated comment. Over-rated quote!
December 16th, 2019 at 10:24 PM ^
There were dozens of quotes in Point Break that were better than that one.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:20 PM ^
I AM AN FBI AGENT!!!
And my love of the greatest film of all time and using it as my name has nothing to do with the fact he played at OSU in the film.
December 17th, 2019 at 9:10 AM ^
Yes, but in "Air Force One," President James Marshall is a UM grad who single-handedly defeats a planeload of Russian terrorists and manages to break Gary Oldman's neck while uttering the badass line, "Get off my plane."
Suck on that, Johnny Utah.
December 16th, 2019 at 6:13 PM ^
Wow you spent a lot of time explaining all of the holes in a movie from the 80’s....that we all already know about, yet we still love the movie. Good job.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:22 PM ^
You really need to cut down on the sodium my friend because your saltiness level is off the charts here.
December 17th, 2019 at 10:32 AM ^
Goose’s death was due to failure to follow NATOPS procedure for a flat spin. Unless the water is coming up fast, aircrew is to jettison the canopy prior to RIO initiating the seats. This allows the canopy to clear the stagnant air above the aircraft.
That the writers knew of this problem speaks highly of their research though.
December 16th, 2019 at 11:56 AM ^
Action, explosions, and fight scenes. Plot is optional...
December 16th, 2019 at 3:13 PM ^
He was dangerous.
December 16th, 2019 at 9:17 PM ^
He’s not bad... he’s dangerous
December 16th, 2019 at 1:34 PM ^
Bad guy(s) won't be Chinese since the producers are terrified about losing that market.
December 16th, 2019 at 9:58 AM ^
Will there be Righteous Brothers karaoke and shirtless jeans volleyball? If not, I'm out.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:06 AM ^
I remember when I first saw Top Gun getting irritated with all the Maverick/Charlie romance crap and just wanting them to get back to more scenes of the F-14 in action.
December 16th, 2019 at 11:04 AM ^
Gotta keep the women-folk engaged. You can bet money that the new flavor of Top Gun will also have an improbable love affair with the hunk pilot. Women will cry in each others arms over the danger he puts himself in, and grumble about macho fighter pilots reckless abandon. Men will think the lovey-dovey affair is bullshit - tag'em and move on. What kind of macho-hunk fighter pilot obsesses over lost love? That crap is for cargo jockeys.
::I haven't seen the trailer, but, if nothing else, Hollywood is stereotypical::
December 16th, 2019 at 10:09 AM ^
Cant wait to see those hairy chests. Where is spicywiener's avatar when you need it.
December 16th, 2019 at 11:10 AM ^
Ask and you shall receive.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:00 AM ^
Two great trailers for this so far. On paper this shouldn't be good but I can't wait. I'm a sucker for movies that don't rely on a lot of CGI. I still watch Aliens from the 80's and wonder how they pulled that off.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:03 AM ^
Maybe this is an unpopular movie, but I'm so over crazy action movie/superhero movies. Every single one is basically the same and follows the same formula. Is this movie going to be that much different than any of the recent Mission Impossible movies or Jack Reacher ones that Cruise has done?
It doesn't mean they're bad movies I just don't get the interest. But to each their own.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:19 AM ^
The best part of being American, you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Stay home and let us action movie/super hero movie junkies enjoy it.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:20 AM ^
And that's why I said to each their own and that it doesn't mean the movie is bad.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:45 AM ^
It will be a 100% terrible movie, and I cannot wait to see it.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:53 AM ^
It doesn't have to be a "good" movie to be enjoyable. Hell the so called "good" movies usually suck in terms of pure entertainment.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:54 AM ^
I like all kinds of movies.
But if I'm going to drag my fat ass to a movie theater something better be exploding on the screen when I get there.
December 16th, 2019 at 11:13 AM ^
"It doesn't have to be a "good" movie to be enjoyable."
This is the formula that brought us such classic delights as History of the World, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstien. To name but a few...
You're other statement can be confirmed by the critically acclaimed 'Sideways' - one of the most shittastic movies I ever had the unpleasure of not turning off quickly enough.
December 16th, 2019 at 4:49 PM ^
Don't forget "Silent Movie" and "High Anxiety"....I mean, if we're going to list classic Mel Brooks.
December 16th, 2019 at 10:51 AM ^
The best part of being an American is having trash taste
December 16th, 2019 at 2:27 PM ^
The first trailer sucked... lots of BS, technical bullshit, and shit which isn't even plausible.
This looks good.
December 16th, 2019 at 3:26 PM ^
Yet simple Americans keep going out and dumping money to see them lmao...
December 16th, 2019 at 10:04 AM ^
It’s going to be 2 intense hours of Tom Cruise in a drone command center, sipping his coffee and eating a sandwich, all while he remotely flies a strike against ISIS targets hundreds of miles away.