Multiple rules violations in Ohio State athletic programs
Fencing, Women's Golf, and Women's Basketball
The football and basketball programs were not even investigated due to their sterling reputation im sure
This is like giving Ted Bundy a fix-it ticket for a broken taillight.
Or a fire marshal citation to John Gacy for a cluttered crawl space
Or a homeowners association violation to Ted Kaczynski for his shack needing to be painted.
Or the warning the Wellington cops gave Viago, Vladislav, Deacon, and Petyr for not having smoke detectors.
Or for comparing virtue among whores?
April 19th, 2022 at 10:10 PM ^
Or giving Jeffrey Dahmer a health code violation for improper meat storage.
Less consequential than all of the above. More like criticizing Buffalo Bill's skin care regimen.
EYB nailed the dark humor.
Or the HOA leaving a note in Ed Gein's mailbox asking him to please clean up his front porch
This changes everything
-1 for the clickbait title
-1 for not knowing what a clickbait title looks like.
Um, it looks like this ^^^.
if it wasn’t meant to be click-baity it would have identified the sports in the title. Or said (not FB/BB).
April 19th, 2022 at 10:30 PM ^
I was baited to click on something that was so much nothing that its biggest thread was analogies of nothing-citations for psycho murderers.
At least I scrolled far enough to -1 this too.
I was wondering how the NCAA violation committee spent its time and resources. Badminton and bowling had better be toeing the line.
April 19th, 2022 at 10:00 PM ^
What NCAA?
April 20th, 2022 at 10:10 AM ^
Badminton is not even an NCAA sport, so they are really screwed.
To further demonstrate how truly screwed up the NCAA is, the NCAA required badminton to NOT be a co-Ed sport. This is completely at odds with the spirit of Title IX. At the high school level, badminton matches have boys singles and doubles, girls singles and doubles, and mixed doubles. 5 of a matches 21 points accrue from mixed doubles. It’s a fantastic sport that brings people together, but the NCAA can’t wrap its distorted head around that concept.
“The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching”
~John Wooden.
Apparently cheat at fencing is what tosu does while thinking no one is watching.
Thats pretty funny considering Wooden is notorious for being one of the worst cheaters of all time.
Maybe he was also trying to be the most ironic too?
April 19th, 2022 at 10:17 PM ^
It was a different time and the "violations" were quite benign.
Don't do as I do, do as I say do!
That is about as lame as Russians getting busted for doping in curling.
There's doping in curling?!
April 19th, 2022 at 10:03 PM ^
I'd like to see you sweep that fast without the Boost Juice.
Boost Juice or not, I'm falling on my ass trying to sweep anything on ice...
Quite honestly, making the fencing team take the fall is dangerous. They are armed, after all, albeit with sports equipment rather than, say, and actual dueling epee or sabre.
Let’s just hope Cleveland st can survive this
Hmm...sounds like Urban may need to step in and fire Gene Smith.
Well someone had to fall on the sword to preserve the football program.
Like that old saying goes, when Kentucky breaks the rules, you know Cleveland State is going to get made an example of for it.
Looks like some people need to retake Urban's 'Character and Leadership' course.
April 19th, 2022 at 10:27 PM ^
My favorite section of the course was the “buddy needs a night out” module. That’s a must-do for any aspiring leader of men.
“See, we’re open to NCAA investigations, look what happened to our fencing team”
April 19th, 2022 at 10:51 PM ^
Ah yes, the annual OSU minor infractions in sports no one cares about to deflect and distract from the football program
April 19th, 2022 at 10:53 PM ^
"Everybody fences."
Fencing stolen property?
April 19th, 2022 at 11:19 PM ^
Maybe they’ll remove the Bo statue now?
April 19th, 2022 at 11:33 PM ^
The words "Ohio State" and "Violation" just go together like "peas" and "carrots".
So sorry Bowling Green will be put on probation for this.
This is how I would investigate Ohio State's athletic programs too. Start with the big time cash earners and work your way out from there.
The correct headline is: "OSU Men's Basketball and Football accused of rules violations, Fencing, Women's Golf and Women's Basketball face penalties"
#8 is going to shock you!
"See boss, I investigated Ohio State like you asked!"
Fuck Ohio State
April 20th, 2022 at 10:48 AM ^
Nice graphic. But no need for "State" to be included.
As always, an upvote from me.
No one cares.
Who gives a rat’s ass?