Michigan first college football team to get a 6⭐ kicker recruit... ever.
Damn right punting is winning!
UM punter recruit gets first ever 6 star rating (is legit).
Link: https://mobile.twitter.com/Chris_Sailer/status/1292909626711629824
August 10th, 2020 at 5:37 PM ^
But how does one strike the Heisman pose whilst punting?
August 10th, 2020 at 5:39 PM ^
Carefully.
August 10th, 2020 at 5:49 PM ^
Think Bruce Lee holding a football and offering a Road House style kick to some dude’s jaw.
August 10th, 2020 at 8:39 PM ^
? Ryusei ??? pic.twitter.com/yd7xuBsDDX
— Bruce Lee (@brucelee) August 7, 2020
August 10th, 2020 at 5:39 PM ^
Kirk Ferentz reportedly devastated.
August 10th, 2020 at 11:24 PM ^
Why? Is the kid African American?
August 10th, 2020 at 11:47 PM ^
No, then Kirk would be devastated he was committing to Iowa.
August 10th, 2020 at 5:46 PM ^
Asking for a mom edit. Apparently 6* long snapper has already been done, but this is still the first ever 6* kicker.
I'll own up to the thread fail.
August 10th, 2020 at 8:47 PM ^
Your mom can’t help you now.
Beg for forgiveness and maybe the mods will.
August 10th, 2020 at 5:51 PM ^
#NEVERPUNT
August 11th, 2020 at 2:21 AM ^
^this^
August 10th, 2020 at 5:53 PM ^
Yea, he will decommit and sign with Otis Sistrunks Alma Mater University of Mars.
August 10th, 2020 at 8:06 PM ^
+1 for U of Mars reference. One or Howard Cosell's better comments on MNF?
August 10th, 2020 at 9:24 PM ^
I believe Alex Karras made that comment on MNF.
August 10th, 2020 at 5:56 PM ^
How will he ever live up to the hype?
August 10th, 2020 at 5:56 PM ^
Suck on THAT osu
August 10th, 2020 at 6:59 PM ^
Haha! They won't be laughing when we're punting all over their asses!
...wait...
August 10th, 2020 at 7:02 PM ^
"Marge, I'm afraid this gets my lowest score yet...7 thumbs up"
August 10th, 2020 at 6:02 PM ^
Spinal Tap punter.
August 10th, 2020 at 6:23 PM ^
Dammit, was going to post turn it up to 11.
August 11th, 2020 at 7:28 AM ^
Never mind that, I just want somebody to get us some meat that fits the bread....
August 10th, 2020 at 6:23 PM ^
But ours go to 6.
August 10th, 2020 at 6:40 PM ^
Did I miss the hello post? This seems like a pretty big deal.
August 10th, 2020 at 6:40 PM ^
Starz .gif)
August 10th, 2020 at 8:14 PM ^
+1 for that woman in any way, shape, or form.
August 10th, 2020 at 8:38 PM ^
"Oh, what does any man want, Philip?
He wants you dress up as Wonder Woman. Tie him up with a golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?"
August 12th, 2020 at 8:03 AM ^
Props for the Back to School reference.
August 10th, 2020 at 11:29 PM ^
It doesn't get any better than wonder woman when you were a 12 yr old boy!
August 11th, 2020 at 11:04 AM ^
Also, 7 year old me really, really loved it whenever Julie Newmars in that shiny black catsuit was in a scene in the old Batman show. Anybody else?
August 10th, 2020 at 6:46 PM ^
I don't care how many stars you are just catch the goddamn snap and it's all good.
August 10th, 2020 at 8:48 PM ^
Too soon.
August 10th, 2020 at 6:48 PM ^
Boo.
August 11th, 2020 at 12:02 AM ^
Delete bro
August 11th, 2020 at 12:04 AM ^
I laugh at "recruiting news".. really what's the point !?
August 11th, 2020 at 12:49 AM ^
With our STARZ luck, he'll end up being the first kicker to kick it through the wrong uprights.
August 11th, 2020 at 7:02 AM ^
With how wretched the U of M football team's offense has been, they're gonna need him...a lot.
August 11th, 2020 at 7:14 AM ^
Punting. Why would we need to punt? Points every time, men!
August 11th, 2020 at 8:14 AM ^
Well, it is called football
August 11th, 2020 at 8:05 AM ^
+1 for use of the emoji in the MGB MGoBoard title line...possibly a first?
August 11th, 2020 at 8:49 AM ^
Nice...
August 11th, 2020 at 9:15 AM ^
6 stars? This is the kind of innovation and disruption we need in sports!
August 12th, 2020 at 10:00 PM ^
+1 for one of the coolest picture icons on the site. Too small to make out details but it looks bad ass!
August 13th, 2020 at 3:19 PM ^
Microsoft Paint is surprisingly versatile, lol
August 11th, 2020 at 1:34 PM ^
Imagine if he gives 110%.
August 12th, 2020 at 7:44 AM ^
He must have done a lot of extra credit.