Meta: Hello: LSAClassOf2000 (MGoPoints prize inside)
Doing my best Ace impression, I'd like to welcome the first commit for the Moderator Class of 2013, long-time user and well known board statistician, LSAClassOf2000. A prolific diarist with seemingly endless uses for tables, graphs and charts of all kinds, LSA comes highly touted by three of the four services, the lone outlier, ESPN, incorrectly projected him to defensive tackle. MGoBoard is believed to be his only offer, although uncommitable offers were reported from select scarlet and grey sites.
In all seriousness, I'm excited to work with LSA and believe MGoBoard picked up a valuable addition. With Trey Burke Trey Burke'ing Sparty last night, it's been a good couple days on the site, and this is an opportunity to share any cool stories about the game, the impending postseason, anything else sports related or just generally anything cool, fun or unique. If MGoPoints are your thing, LSA will be using his newfound functionality to adjust a user's points upward an undetermined amount for an undetermined reason, so get creative if you're interested.
If I were an e-chick, I'd totally blow LSAClassOf2000.
Man, makes you wonder how Manti ended up with an internet girlfriend with leukemia when there are many more "e-chicks" with loose morals like yourself out there on the interwebz.
That's kind of what you're doing.
Then you know I'm telling the truth.
Gratuitous use of the Upton to bribe LSA for MGo Points...
Dance for the mods, MGoProletariat. I'll be watching from my bourgeouis perch.
no doubt.
For this show I'll probably need to get my hands on a copy of the Urban Dictionary.
Not so much about anyone dancing as much as trying to get some semi-useful information out in a fun way. Also, it really has been a good couple days here, with MSU going down and M football finding (hopefully) the right coach for their vacancy.
Oh. Too bad. I like watching the proles dance.
Edit: It appears I was just credited 100 MGoPoints. If this is some mod trick to get me to dance, I'm not doing it!
Srsly, congratulations
Congrats
Congratz LSA!
Always remember, you don't need a parachute to go skydiving, but you need a parachute if you want to go skydiving twice.
eh I heard he didn't have a commitable offer from elevenwarriors, don't want him.
First, I welcome LSAClassof2000, whose ability to produce relevant knowledge leads me to believe that he is an android - and I say that affectionately.
On to the unique...
I once had to have my ulnar nerve un-trapped because it was pinched down by something called the Ligament of Struthers, which it turns out only 1-4% of the population has. Darwin wrote about it because he thought it showed a common ancester between humans to other animals, specifically marsupials. In other words, my hand was going number because I have a kangaroo ligament in my arm. Surely this is worth 7.5-11.5 Mgopoints.
http://www.abdn.ac.uk/zoohons/struthers/ligament1.hti
but it appears you had to spell check "marsupial". Something just doesn't add up here.
No, it makes sense. Aussies aren't the brightest.
Is that creative enough?
posbang? Sorry. I used up most of my creativity back when I got sleep. I got 90 minutes yesterday and missed the second half of the game, and only sort of regret it. Watching BTN replay as we speak.
Well in that case, hey there Mr. New mod...
But seriously, congrats and good luck dealing dealing with us and our neverending quest to prove we can't have nice things!
but it's 4-4.5 FAKES, easily.
Congrats LSA2k
Congrats LSA! I, for one, enjoy your superfluous use of commas, I think. Just ribbing, ha. This is for you:
So, what's the upshot on the rest of the class?
1 pint of whipping cream
1 cup of brown sugar
1 can artichoke hearts
1 stick butter
1 small filleted smelt
1 container of Nair
Soak the cow udders in Nair to remove the hair. Repeat several times if necessary until all hair is removed. Rinse in warm water. Place a stick of butter into a warm frying pan. Wait until all of the butter has melted, then add the cow udders. Fry them for 15-20 minutes until golden brown. Chop the artichoke hearts and smelt on a cutting board into fine pieces. In a large bowl, add the whipping cream, brown sugar and the chopped artichokes and smelt. With a mixer on low, whip until creamy with a consistency like vanilla pudding. Remove the udders from the pan and make a long slice down the side of each udder. Spread the pudding mixture into each slit. Serve warm or cold and have an "Udderly Wonderful" snack.
That is hilarious and disgusting. Unfortunately the formatting signals your copy-pasta without attribution.
I was fixing it when you replied, so it's half your fault.
If only we knew a mod who could help......
I think that's above LSAClassOf2000.
I will email Brian and ask him if I can be the post-reply-recipe-format-editor. It's a niche I think we need filled here.
tough recipe, but I'll try it.
I'm sure we can outbid DTE --- prepare for data/charts/cats all over the mgodiaries.
I want the franchise poster tag so I can stay within the top 15, LSA!!!!
2-star boom or bust prospect IYAM
Should we be concerned for David Stern's health? I've seen death, and it looks better than he does in your gif.
I was thinking more along the lines of
MORE INFORMATIVE HEADLINES PLEASE!!!!
but it just didn't work out.
Who is FairleyStUHpid?