January 7th, 2011 at 12:12 PM ^
This is therapy.
Writing these haikus online.
MUST HAVE COACHING NEWS.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:12 PM ^
So close to rebuild
Hopes for near future down drain
Without miracle
January 7th, 2011 at 12:16 PM ^
January 7th, 2011 at 12:17 PM ^
These Aren't
Vine Ripened
Tomatoes
January 7th, 2011 at 12:20 PM ^
drink, refresh, drink, drink
eat, drink, refresh, refresh. fuck.
there is no hope. drink.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:24 PM ^
you stopped in the
middle of your hiaku to
get in a f*ck. +1
January 7th, 2011 at 12:20 PM ^
January 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^
what you are smoking,
good sir, I would enjoy some.
five more syllables.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:33 PM ^
You are not that nice
Even though I don't know you
Please don't spew this sh-t
January 7th, 2011 at 12:25 PM ^
Better with Hoke, hmm?
Ha, lost your marbles, you have
Disagree, I do
January 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM ^
Rich is not the coach.
He was fired on Wednesday.
Please just let him go.
January 7th, 2011 at 2:10 PM ^
January 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM ^
Unnecessary
Let's focus on Michigan
And leave Rich alone
January 7th, 2011 at 12:21 PM ^
Jimmy won't come home
We reach out to Fitzgerald
(Before Patterson??)
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM ^
charisma contest
who wins between Brady Hoke
and head of cabbage
January 7th, 2011 at 12:53 PM ^
But didn't you hear
one year he beat everyone
(until Buffalo)
January 7th, 2011 at 1:00 PM ^
Alternate idea
splurge on assistants under
player-coach Denard
January 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM ^
too bad Belichick
was never an assistant
under Bo or Carr
January 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM ^
then he'd qualify
under the shark-jumped metric
of Michigan Man
(If I hear those words
Spoken once more on TV
will hurl self in sea)
January 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^
And in the wife department.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^
A team with no coach
When will we hail the victors?
I go back to bed
January 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^
You’ve taken my hands
My god please my hands my god
I can’t hold my juice
January 7th, 2011 at 12:24 PM ^
Dave Brandon what have you done?
How long will your new guy have?
When will we know?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:25 PM ^
Drew Sharp's smug bald head
smiles unabashedly
While we die slow deaths
January 7th, 2011 at 12:26 PM ^
Matsuo Basho
Japanese Haiku Master
Can he coach defense?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
Oh someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright
but not right now, yeah
January 7th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
Start being honest
Is this a house on a hill
Or white elephant?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:27 PM ^
Schefter Ross conspire
Michigan Men will unite
Restore order here
January 7th, 2011 at 12:28 PM ^
This may be a dream
Time sure is going slowly
Leo wake me up
He wears an M cap
Maybe he can coach the team
No worse than B. Hoke
OR
May the skies open
Let Bo come down again
Bring a victory
January 7th, 2011 at 12:28 PM ^
Gleefully laughing
Admiring Rodriguez's head
Mounted on the wall
January 7th, 2011 at 12:29 PM ^
Harbaugh would never turn his back on the program when it calls him. He is coming. The NFL thing was a ruse to set the market price for his contract. But he is coming. Guaranteed.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:31 PM ^
Don't mock the process
Write your words in haiku form
You shall be shunned, son
January 7th, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^
Kubler and Ross state
"This can not be happening"
Is mourning's first stage
Soon the wind shall bring
ANGAR, Bargaining, Sadness
and then ... Brady Hoke
January 7th, 2011 at 12:29 PM ^
Must do something now
Something more productive. But
This train-wreck still beckons
January 7th, 2011 at 12:30 PM ^
Blue helmets with wings
Barwisized upperclass players
No one to coach them
January 7th, 2011 at 12:30 PM ^
the press conference:
even more painful than the
app state game? well, no.
dave brandon's pimp hand;
does it exist anymore?
if harbaugh hired, yes.
i hate jim harbaugh --
unless of course he came here --
i love jim harbaugh
failure an option --
its name comes in this fine form:
head coach brady hoke
when will i be glad?
when a new coach is hired?
no, in september.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:31 PM ^
wish up on a star
for somehow harbaughs return
driving me bat shit crazy every day bewteen all these goddam rumors and my heart flutters every time flight tracker refreshes my god what is becoming of all this DB make it fucking stop
January 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM ^
i think your last line
might exceed seven syllables
but too drunk to count
January 7th, 2011 at 12:31 PM ^
I can take no more
This is killing my career
Give Harbaugh ten mil
January 7th, 2011 at 12:31 PM ^
For what it is worth
My Iphone autocorrects Brady Hoke
to Brady Joke, meaningful?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM ^
Steve Jobs knowledge strong
This could be a sign from Bo
DaVinci Code 3?
Now in prose: I am so bad at these.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM ^
My eyes are bloodshot
Must keep them on the desktop
Until Jim comes home
January 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM ^
Pimp hand has a plan
Good man, good coach, now is gone
National search...what?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:33 PM ^
Haiku threads work well
Crazy trolls refuse to think
No kittens died here
January 7th, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^
Counting on fingers
New experience for me
Not for MSU
January 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM ^
I do not like this
Now in rivalry with Stan.
Can't mock them for dumb
January 7th, 2011 at 12:34 PM ^
Alumni wailing
Coach resolution anon
Salvation draws near
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM ^
Those who talk don't know
Those who know don't talk, or else
Wake me when it's done
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM ^
Three hours at work today
The Ticket, Eat, Drop a Deuce, MGoBlog, Refresh
My boss is angry
January 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM ^
I Don't want Les Miles
That would be Masturbation
Chaffing is no fun