Harbaugh takes field trip to dairy farm, delivers baby calf
Geez, don't have a cow, Jim.
I'll show myself out.
Thanks to Mike & Sue of @fairlife milk for the @fairoaksfarms tour. Great day, what a mission they are on! PLUS helped deliver a baby calf! pic.twitter.com/8sSZYPaY4o
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) May 22, 2017
"Find the asshole. That's where your knuckle goes."
Because of course he did.
"Of course he did" Those were my exact words when I read the headline. You gotta love Coach Harbaugh. Nothing surprises me with him.
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That's his costume and he wears it everywhere
Delivered with an enthusiasm unknown to bovine-kind.
Drafting his new book, Adventures in Recruiting. Will be a best seller.
GO BLUE!!
The Scene:
Harbaugh delivers the calf, and immediately checks to see if it's male or female. Or, as he puts it, "Milk or Steak".
Throws the calf in the Steak Bin, and carries on about his business.
Just shot hot coffee out of my nose.
Charlie Kelly likes 'em both. Boiled over hard with a side of jelly beans plz.
the availability of steak and milk.
You can just get a milksteak boiled over hard.
he does like his milk extra fresh
That cow is going to make one hell of a full back, so this is obviously an unfair recruiting tactic. Imprinting? The SEC will never go for that.
This was probably the most boring thing he did that day.
Coach Harbaugh is like Dos Equis's The Most Interesting Man in the World commercials!
He then immediately chopped the calf's head off and ate the finest veal ever. With a large glass of raw unpasteurized milk, drunk straight from the nearest available teat...
Nothing surprises me anymore. The man does it all.
I have to imagine his list of life goals for the next few years will look something like the following:
2018 - Negotiate peace in the Middle East
2019 - Host satellite camp on the Moon. Because if you're going to have a satellite camp, why not put it on an actual satellite? Got to tap into that fertile lunar recruiting territory.
2020 - While hosting next satellite camp on Mars, meet intelligent alien life forms, become Earth's first official Ambassador to the Aliens.
2021 - Get invited to alien's home world on the far side of the galaxy, becomes the first human to experience interstellar travel.
Hopefully sandwiched somewhere in there is a national championship.
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He was only on the farm because he was looking for Cow-herd.
On the way to the farm, he rescued a baby from a burning building. On the way home, he climbed a tree and rescued a kitten. He didn't realize the kitten was up the tree until he got up there. It just looked like a good climbin' tree.
I WANT A T-SHIRT OF THIS!!!
he can deliver xtramelanin cows and tomorrow, about 300 new chickens. could use the help!
and just think if he showed up when it was time to make the young bulls (bullocks) into steers. now that would be a scene.
Nope. Jackie Sherrill did that first, and it didn't go over well. No castrations, please...
and some, like tomorrow, get delivered when they are a day old. we don't have capacity to keep constant brood stock on hand so we supplement.
the chickens' feathers are ruffled.
My kid's Sunday shcool class sent home a "Flat Jesus" project kit for the summer based on the idea of Flat Stanley. Seeing this story reminded me that Harbaugh might be the one person where the real life could never be matched by people crowd sourcing a made up life.
I may type slow, but I still make many mistakes.
HE DINT COME TO SPELL SCHOOL
I was a junior in high school. The kid I sat next to worked on a dairy farm before school. One day just before class started, he told me how he helped deliver a calf that morning. It was exhausting work. His arm was up the cow up to his elbow. We were watching a movie that day in class. Five minutes into the movie, he's out cold. We sat in the back row, but he was snoring so loud, people in the front row were turning around to see what was the commotion. Fortunately, the teacher was either deaf or didn't care.
Each week, there's something that goes into the "Only Jim Harbaugh" category, and this week, it is a trip to a dairy farm which includes the opportunity to participate in the live birth of a calf.
I definitely can't see Meyer or Saban doing this - maybe Nick Saban would, on occasion, reach up a cat to check for kittens (when no one was looking, mind you), but that's about it.
...and 283 days later, Harbaugh delivered my calf!"
*Gestation period of a cow=283 days. Thanks, Google!