Harbaugh Had Subs, It Was Crazy

Re-upping my suggestion from the game thread: set up a live feed of Harbaugh watching the next two games, charge $100 for access, and send the money to the One More Year fund.

Y'know how, pre-game, he slams JJ's shoulder pads?

I hope he did it to Moore and none of the others watching with them.

Jesus.  That would be gold.  I would drop 20 bucks right now to watch that.

No, he was literally on Coach Moore’s couch. 

This comment and all of the replies to it absolutely made my day. Hilarious. I do find it funny that everyone assumed it was subs. For some reason I was envisioning more like club sandwiches LOL. 

Also I could honestly see Harbaugh not saying a word the entire game. Or for each entire half. His focus seems so tunnel visioned, maybe he cannot handle regular communication when watching a game like this. 

Perhaps Harbaugh scrolled thru the game thread and decided the UM fan base doesn’t like dive on 3rd and 6.

Then again, Harbaugh is apparently so stubborn that he might decide that IS the the best course or action since so many commoners want something different.

The Michigan difference.

Does he have a bizarre crush on Lily from AT&T? Is it just me?

As long as they don’t serve burgers. 

Legendary call: “Josh (insert recruit name), this is Jim Harbaugh. I’m sitting here watching my Michigan machine grind this opponent (insert ECU, UNLV or BG) into dust and eating a sub. Wanted a burger but Brown Jug doesn’t deliver on Saturdays. What are you doing?”

Recruit: “Just watching football and recovering from my game last night.”

JH: “You can be a big part of our machine over the next few years. Then it’s off the NFL … for you.”

Recruit: “When should I visit?”

JH: “Come see our destruction of OSU in November in the Big House. This bullshit barring from games will be over and we will be 100% ready to kick the shit out of Day’s star culture.”

Recruit: “ OK.”

JH: “And you can sit on this same couch with me in April to watch 20 guys get drafted by the NFL and set a record. Then we can head to the Brown Jug for a free burger.”

They’ll produce a highlight clip of Harbaugh watching the game on tv at home (from cell phone shots from his wife) and there will be a brief shot of Harbaugh typing something into his phone. This will lead to a massive media investigation into whether he is texting instructions to the staff at the game.

The investigation will close, the attackers humiliated, when it is revealed that Harbaugh spent his phone time during the game alternating between texting old buddies messages like “Did you see that catch???” and posting to an anonymous burner Twitter account whose content is entirely variations on “THESE REFS ARE TRASH #FreeHarbaugh.”

She's a keeper.

Disappointed to see a cigarette in his hand.  Thought he'd know better...  Its a disgusting habit, makes everything around it stink like skanky stank.

A sub can be a sandwich.  A sandwich can't typically be a sub.

Depending on where you are in the country there are different names:

Hoagy (???)

Hero (?)

Poorboy (Cmon LA stop trying to be so different)

Grinder (weaksauce)

In MI it's a sub.  Where I am now the best subs I get they call a Torpedo (same diff).  And I will order an Italian 9.5x out of 10.  If you can't make a good Italian sub I will likely never come back.  Crusty fresh Italian (French works too) bread with sesame seeds on top.  And no I don't want my sub heated.

Shape(s) and sizes of breadstuff resulting in differences in quantity of meatstuffs contained and ease of handling. These are critically important differences deserving much discussion.  😉👍

Also, something that Beilein would have ordered in for a crazy time ... or not.

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Satellite watch party....in Georgia.....just to see the SEC go into conniptions again.