Brandon: No Monday Announcement.
From his twitter:
Heard about a "rumor" re: some "big announcement" on Monday regarding M-Football. Add it to the rumor rubbish pile! Happy Thanksgiving!
Can we please just stop and agree that if a change is made, it won't be until after the bowl game?
November 24th, 2010 at 4:05 PM ^
But...smoke.... and ...fire....? Could the anonymous people on the internets be wrong?
November 24th, 2010 at 4:06 PM ^
They've never been wrong before, right? right? Oh.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:51 PM ^
Just ask coaches Greg Schiano and Les Miles...
November 24th, 2010 at 5:08 PM ^
I just heard Mike Valenti comment about this. He read the Brandon Tweet on the air, and announced that it had been put out to quell "rumors in Ann Arbor." As though rumors just spring up in Ann Arbor. No mention of Lynn Henning's having made an ass of himself, and then making an even bigger ass of himself thanks to Jason Smilovitz's fine reporting for the Daily, insisting that he still thought it would happen, in his "opinion," not "based on any information."
Then, with no other insult to fall back on, Valenti asks, "Who uses a word like 'rubbish'? The Duke of Yorkshire?"
This is such a craptastic example of Mike Valenti's stunted shitheadedness. There is no "Duke of Yorkshire," Mike. It's the "Duke of York." But rest easy, knowing that your collection of mouth-breather listeners will never, ever know the difference.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:33 PM ^
Please stop listening to 97.1.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:26 PM ^
You are only bringing attention to the talent deprived.
November 24th, 2010 at 7:28 PM ^
- First, Lynn Henning capitalizes on David Brandon's offer to do a personal interview during OSU week.
- Next, Henning's Detroit News column relating to the interview gets him an interview on E. Lansing radio (where Henning went to school and where he worked before Detroit).
- During the radio interview, Henning inexplicably pops off, with a prediction that Rich Rodriguez would be fired. And not just at some time in the future -- but next Monday.
- Henning's recklessness causes a firestorm; people naturally think that an old reporter and columnist, having just been given interview access to a key source, must know something, right?
- So Michigan Daily reporter Jason Smilovitz interviews Henning; asking him how does he know what is going to happen on Monday?
- Henning responds, incredibly, that he really doesn't know, that it's just his opinion, and that it "wasn't based on any information." (What a statement from a newspaper reporter!)
- But the hungry anti-Rodriguez press is still simmering the story, with Kirk Herbstriet, who has basically never gotten anything right with respect to coaching rumors at Michigan, pops off with a confession that he has no idea what might happen to Rodriguez, but if he were to be removed, well then Jim Harbaugh would probably jump at the opportunity. Herbie has not interviewed Brandon, or Rodriguez, or Harbaugh, on the subject.
- David Brandon kills the simmering rumor decisively with a Tweet: The Monday rumor is "rubbish," Brandon writes.
- But that is not enough for our friends at the Detroit Free Press, in their never-ever-freaking-ending campaign to try to drive Rich Rodriguez out of Ann Arbor. Tonight they publish a Mark Snyder story, headlined "Two National Experts Think Rodriguez Might be Out." And all that it was intended to do was to rehash what Herbstriet and another football wirter did not know about. They knew less than Lynn Henning, who had just interviewed Brandon.
- So, instead of the headline being, "Brandon Ends Rumor Started Lynn Henning," the story becomes, once again, an anti-Rodriguez story. Not merely without any good basis in fact; but actively concealing the malfeaseance of another sportswriter.
So that's how it works at the Detroit Free Press.
In the past, I have suggested that Mark Snyder is just a pathetic pawn and a stooge of Michael Rosenberg. My opinion has changed. Mark Snyder is a malicious thug, actively trying to cause harm to the Michigan football program.
November 24th, 2010 at 7:35 PM ^
Why in Gods name are you reading the Freep. You are like the censor who views porn on the sly, then rails about it in public.
November 24th, 2010 at 7:43 PM ^
...and you're right; the Free Press is a kind of veracity-pornography.
btw, I wanted to add this to the preceding post but your reply prevented it. In this case, the Freep is not a complete bystander. I think that it is quite reasonable to presume, based on the clear timing, that our Athletic Director's Tweet was occasioned by the Free Press story hitting Freep.com. In minutes, Brandon was shooting down the Freep story, which was edited to reflect what Brandon added. This continues the series of pr punches thrown by Dave Brandon in the direction of the Free Press; leaking the NCAA-results story to the AP ahead of the Freep, giving the OSU-week interview to the News, etc. Good job, Dave.
November 25th, 2010 at 1:28 AM ^
Media-savvy AND a pimp hand? Wow.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:38 PM ^
Why does anybody trust anything that comes out of Detroit? Detroit is a failed city - it was once one of America's great cities, and spent nearly 50 years failing itself into oblivian (Bolivian-style, of course).
Detroit is home to the Lions, one of the most miserable franchises in professional sports history. Hundreds of thousands of idiots follow these idiots every weekend. They haven't been reliably good since Barry Sanders quit, 12 years ago.
The Pistons have had some high points, including a championship, and the Tigers at times have shown something to cheer about, but overall, it's a miserable place for sports, and its a miserable, failed city.
There is no reason to think that Detroit is going to attract anything but the most pathetic, miserable, and self-loathing idiots of sportswriters. I am so sick of giving any attention to these motherfuckers. If you're a decent, respectable sportswriter, and you're given the choice between Detroit and Spokane, Washington, you catch the bus out west. Fuck these motherfuckers.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:58 PM ^
Saying these things about Detroit before all of the people started saying Bad Things about poor lil Richie Rodriguez?
I bet not.
Shame on you for demonizing an entire city because a few people don't like the coach of your favorite football team.
November 25th, 2010 at 1:19 AM ^
Just fuck you. Leave.
November 25th, 2010 at 3:06 PM ^
And never come back. I know I won't miss you.
November 25th, 2010 at 1:09 AM ^
before this malicious group of liars loses their press passes?
November 25th, 2010 at 2:08 AM ^
But the hungry anti-Rodriguez press is still simmering the story, with Kirk Herbstriet, who has basically never gotten anything right with respect to coaching rumors at Michigan, pops off with a confession that he has no idea what might happen to Rodriguez, but if he were to be removed, well then Jim Harbaugh would probably jump at the opportunity. Herbie has not interviewed Brandon, or Rodriguez, or Harbaugh, on the subject.
Herbstriet is still mad about getting knocked out in THE GAME, back in the day. I don't care what that douche bag has to say.
November 25th, 2010 at 2:39 AM ^
1. How do you do that arrow thing? Awesome.
2. LOL his name is LYNN? that's a girl's name.
3. Contrary to #2, ad hominem attack is still a fallacy. Also, I've said the word rubbish before. Would they prefer we use the word "bull shit?" No, because that would cause a media shit-storm. I mean rubbish-storm. So the options of calling your reporting "bullshit" are pretty limited.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:19 PM ^
Could Lynn Henning be wrong?? If he is, you'll never hear him admit it.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:22 PM ^
Or maybe Tuesday would be better. Let him hold his breath all day on Monday.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:06 PM ^
Block M I clicked on this thread ready to neg whoever started it. I was wrong. I will neg myself now. Thanks for the goodt news.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
"Oh sweet baby Jesus" when i saw this thread... though it could have been added to the one below on RR being around for the next month
November 24th, 2010 at 4:08 PM ^
Is there a better title I should use? "Boom goes the pimp hand," maybe?
November 24th, 2010 at 4:18 PM ^
Brandon: No Monday Announcement
November 24th, 2010 at 4:19 PM ^
Meh, the current title just made me click faster. I can live with it I suppose.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
I helped. You can neg me back if you want.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
Here are your points back.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:09 PM ^
November 24th, 2010 at 4:52 PM ^
I don't want the dog thing blamed on me.
I'm a bottom.
November 24th, 2010 at 5:32 PM ^
Who posted about my dog's ass?
November 24th, 2010 at 11:02 PM ^
and in this case it is important, but not in that it makes me want to hurl my guac any less.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:53 PM ^
Damn, I just clocked myself in the bean with my bag of diseased cocks.
November 24th, 2010 at 6:55 PM ^
were to take a handful of diseased cocks and form them into a brick-shaped thing...
would it be called a cockblock?
November 24th, 2010 at 4:09 PM ^
The "rumor" is conditional on us getting waxed by OSU. The condition may not occur. Therefore, the Monday announcement may be "rubbish."
But it might not be.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^
Just wow.
If you can't take the word straight from the horse's mouth, does that mean you're the horse's @$$?
Christ almight, give it a rest people.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:38 PM ^
by rubbish pile, DB means that he is adding it to the list of rumors that are true. it's conditional you know. if we punt at all in the first half, dave brandon will be announcing on monday that harbaugh will be riding into ann arbor that night on a chariot made of dreams
maybe
November 25th, 2010 at 1:35 AM ^
of the movie The Human Centipede.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^
comes out to call the rumor "rubbish." Your response? "Maybe it's not a rumor!"
You are the dumbest person alive. Please ban this fucking idiot.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:23 PM ^
How long are we going to give Ed Shuttlesworth to prove that he can be a quality contributor? At some point, his terrible posts must be someone's responsibility and he must stop passing the buck. Etcetera.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:46 PM ^
agreed.. he shouldn't have the ability to post if every post is a joke and how RR will probably be fired
November 24th, 2010 at 4:47 PM ^
His username is a slander to the great Ed Shuttlesworth.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:49 PM ^
"You bounce like a cork big Shuttlesworth", isn't that what Bo says on the CD?
November 24th, 2010 at 7:47 PM ^
About 20 people and 10 topics should have been banned/taken down this week. There has been next to no action. Blows my mind.
But at least we can all talk about Jim Harbaugh TEN FUCKING SEPARATE TIMES AS IF THERE IS ANY NEWS WHATSOEVER the week of the OSU game. Thanks to those who made it all possible!
November 24th, 2010 at 7:58 PM ^
including your bottom comment about a lack of troll hunting
November 24th, 2010 at 4:21 PM ^
Man, I wish I was able to get factual inside information from the Athletic Department like you! You must be a pretty big deal.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:26 PM ^
You're no longer worth negging.
But I will cherish the thought of the real Ed Shuttlesworth hitting you so hard that you lay twitching on the ground, unable to reach your keyboard.
November 25th, 2010 at 1:14 AM ^
Made me smile e
November 24th, 2010 at 4:30 PM ^
It is times like this I wish I knew how to embed a video.
November 24th, 2010 at 5:00 PM ^
Never mind, not worth my time.