Institution of the Cardale Jones "We Didn't Come Here to Play School" academic plan. Uniform scholastic standards based upon OSU curriculum for all Big 10 student athletes, options to include Beginner's Golf, Underwater Basketweaving, and Geometry. Minimum 0.0 GPA required to maintain academic eligiblity. Attendance at all classes now optional, can be excused with note from Doctor, parent, Urban Meyer, marijuana dispensary operator, tattoo artist (licensing optional), and/or self. Free 2012 Camaro with every signed LOI. Minimal effort required pursuant to standards set forth under the "Adolphus Washington Academic Model of Success."
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