here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Twosie stationary bikes being added to the weight room?
Twosie = Ok. Hip. Cool. Allowable
Stationary Twosie = Uncomfortable. Awkward. No.
Holy shit I hope it's not that.
Hookers for the O
Whores for the D
Brunettes for special teams.
As our pal Hulk Hogan would say "amen brother"
Craig James has joined the staff as "Women of Negotiable Affection Coordinator"
the job ends when all the Women of Negotiable Affection are dead. Probably about one week.
I had a dream last night we walked out the tunnel in maize unis and blue pants...book it
That would be really weird if everyone from MgoBlog walked out of the tunnel like that
Speaking to that point, I'm not sure I'd want to see MGoBloggers in skin-tight clothing
The whole M football roster is going to do the Harlem Shake as the Spring Game halftime show
taking over as LB coach.
But seriously, I'm excited to see what the news is.
I'm taking this up with the higher authority.
With NCAA rules change and Brandon 100% committed to making UM Ath Dept more innovative, could be staffing or structure for recruiting group.
I would love to have OSU at night but if DB refuses to have MSU at night I do not seem him playing OSU at night, especially since the BIG is not a fan of November night games.
EEESSSSS EEEE CEEEEE home and home please. I'll take 4 tickets.
Does anyone have any real guesses as to what this might be?
Top Choices based on Popular Opinion
1. Devin Gardner Redshirt
2. Brady Hoke Contract Extension
4. Profit (for players that is)
Announcement of new home and home series.
That would be epic.
Like where your head is at but am hoping to see some original scheduling instead of playing second fiddle (MSU has them booked in the next few years). I say bring on someone like USC, Texas, Florida maybe or even LSU.. home and home. Yesssss.
Spring Game Presented by PNC Bank ON THE MOON #OTM
They're no longer only serving fish on Fridays at training table during Lent.
Big 'Lik is going Blue.
Michigan will have a mascot and A live Wolverine at every game. That's my guess!!!
Lets hope the Wolverine is allowed to tear apart a buckeye doll.
That's only part of the deal. The first person to wear the mascot costume will be GERG, who now gets to BE a stuffed animal.
Arby's curly fries being sold at the Big House, surprise spoiled... I hope it's better than that.
My best guess is an addition to the Big House. That would apply to current and future commits but likely not current players, and it would be sweet.
Serious guess? I'll take "what are annual night games played during all months of the season" for $500 Alex.
John Bacon announcing he is writing a new book?
Per Steve Lorenz, "It's not visitor or commitment related. I promised Michael I wouldn't say anything. I'll just say this: he's really embracing the role of leading this class."
Now... just what in the hell does that mean??
Per TomVH: "It's a positive, but it's not something that you guys really need to be on the edge of your seat about. He'll tell you soon, it's cool but I wouldn't sweat over it."
I still have no idea.
that a beloved recent team grad or former M NFL player was going to come back to be a grad ass't/coach. But these comments don't seem to work with that, unless there's a special reason TomVH et al would leave it for Ferns to announce...
SEC home-and-home, please.
They're putting a dome on the Big House?
Damn, beat me to it. Sweet avatar though. I hope that is really you.
Unfortunately it is not me. I cannot claim that awesomeness.
Instead of playing every bowl in Florida at the same time...the B1G will have some bowls out west.
Wait, this doesn't apply to current and future Michigan commits because they will all be playing for NCs, or at worst the Rose Bowl.
#2 legend jersey ceremony?
Brady Hoke has decided to decline NFL invitation and stay at Michigan for at least one more year?
Ms. Upton named as UM cheerleader?!
Mitch McGary will play SDE?
Actually, I'm sure that:
Ferns earns Wisterts' legend jersey #11.
OMG guys Michigan is moving to the Big 12 per Ask Jeeves.com
Hawaii every year!
Maybe we got a big name for one of the new special recruiting positions (if that's happening).
I think they are going to build a dome over the Big House. And add a grotto in the end zone, playboy mansion style.
...it has to do with the schedule...SEC/Texas home n home
Institution of the Cardale Jones "We Didn't Come Here to Play School" academic plan. Uniform scholastic standards based upon OSU curriculum for all Big 10 student athletes, options to include Beginner's Golf, Underwater Basketweaving, and Geometry. Minimum 0.0 GPA required to maintain academic eligiblity. Attendance at all classes now optional, can be excused with note from Doctor, parent, Urban Meyer, marijuana dispensary operator, tattoo artist (licensing optional), and/or self. Free 2012 Camaro with every signed LOI. Minimal effort required pursuant to standards set forth under the "Adolphus Washington Academic Model of Success."