Ashley's TONIGHT 8:30 (Roll Call)

Submitted by uofmdds96 on

Barring a large offer from the Raiders, I will open the tab at Ashley's in Ann Arbor tonight starting at 8:30 for a celebratory 100 pints of beer.   To qualify you need to be wearing a Michigan hat, khakis are optional.  Let's enjoy the first night of our Honeymoon!  Is anyone interested in me bringing my stuffed wolverine for photo ops?

Ian Rapoport is reporting that Jim Harbaugh himself will be in attendance, but then again we know how on top of it he is.

Curious to how many people plan on showing up so let's roll call it.  "UofMDDS96 party of 100 right this way."

1464

December 30th, 2014 at 11:55 AM ^

I've bartended at nightclubs, neighborhood bars, fine dining, sports bars, an an Irish Pub.  I've poured thousands upon thousands of beers.  Here's a handy hierarchy of how much things suck from a bartenders perspective:

 

A round of shots (everyone wants a different shot... always ordered when my ass was getting kicked)

Muddled drinks (old fashioned, mojitos)

Martinis with sugared rims or sugared fruit (screw you and your lemon drop martini)

Martinis 

Fancy mixed drinks (do YOU know the difference between a hurricane, bahama mama, zombie or rum runner???)

Guinness (or any nitro beer... gotta let it sit for a thick head)

Shots with fruit (lemon drop, chilled tequila with training wheels)

Other draft beers

Shots

Mixed drinks

Anything on the rocks

Bottled beer

Bucket of bottled beer (you win in my book)

 

Prince Lover

December 30th, 2014 at 11:23 AM ^

So instead, I'll just give you my credit card numbers so you I can buy you all a round. They are 4567 4321 9876 1234. Order an appetizer too! Seriously though, I wish I could go. Have fun fellas, be safe!!!

diag squirrel

December 30th, 2014 at 11:34 AM ^

Does Ashley's pull decent crowds during and post hoop and hockey games? Think I've only been in there on Th-Sat nights really.