Our Colors Don't mix

Submitted by Nantucket Blue on

I published the following blog entry the night before last year's NCAA championship.  I bring it up because the tourney is starting anew, and State is still a punchline in virtue.  And I know it will get more reads here than my blog ever did.

Our Colors Don't Mix

One reason I wanted to avoid a headline like "Sparty sucks", or "Michigan State Eats Cock" is because crass is not a decent substitute for clever. Clever is a Michigan thing.

Michigan State exists because not everyone who can't get into Michigan wants to live for 5 years in Mt Pleasant or Big Rapids.

My friends who have been cheering for State should remember that they are not Spartans. They are Wolverines. Wolverines do not cheer for Spartans.

Mark Dantonio (State football coach) was actually quite clear on this point. He was quite adamant that no Spartan would root for Michigan to beat OSU last November, even though a Michigan upset would potentially send MSU to the Rose Bowl.

This is also that same coach who decided to ridicule Mike Hart's height after Hart concluded a 4-year, 711 yard career sweep of the Spartans. I know this because I immortalized it on the t-shirt I was wearing tonight while rooting against State.

This is the same school who responded to a season hockey sweep by goonery, and beating the hell out of Steve Kampfer while he lay face down and unconscious on the ice. The State News defended the incident by claiming a Michigan starter shouldn't have been playing in the final minutes of a game with a 2-goal lead.

Many warmy and fuzzy soft news pieces are gushing over the home-court favorite Spartans, and the meaning and identity of this team to the State of Michigan. Bullshit! Is Sparty what we really need to represent the State of Michigan and city of Detroit? Sparty is the goddamn problem!

In a city with a crumbling school system and violent crime, to we really need to idolize an athletic program ripe with early draft defectors (Taylor, Randolph, Brown, Peterson, Cleaves et al.) and trigger-happy holsterless pistoleers (See: Plaxico Burress)?

Should we expect the combination of expansive Detroit urban home abandonment and a student body with a history for arson to result in anything beneficial, win or lose?

While Michigan's auto rival states in the South gloat over Detroit's fall, should we emulate a program that gloats in this year's downturn of the Michigan football program? (http://blog.mlive.com/ganggreen/2008/10/dantonios_moment_of_silence_co.html)

I don't mean to be apocalyptic, and I am not particularly religious. But you reap what you sow, be careful what calf you put on a golden pedestal, etc. etc. Of my friends, Michigan alum aplenty, we should be mindful that Detroit (and the state of Michigan) can still succeed IN SPITE OF the values represented by Michigan State.

So let me remind you of the meaning of rivalry, loyalty, and thoroughness. 1) If I wanted to cheer for Michigan State, I would have applied there.2) I am a Wolverine, and I do not cheer for Spartans. 3) I do not want the Spartans to succeed, in either the name of the State or the Big Ten, because the Spartans lack class and values.

(previously posted by author on guerrillarant.blogspot.com)

Comments

Space Coyote

March 18th, 2010 at 10:23 PM ^

But I disagree with this post a lot. First off, as someone who has always lived in the state of Michigan, there is a lot of "suck" out there for a lot of people. Not everyone in the state went to Michigan, I think it's ok for people to have something to root for. I think what happened in hockey was bad, but the basketball point is weak. I'm pretty sure each of those players were recruited and wanted at Michigan (I know for sure Peterson and Cleaves were, and our accident was a big reason Cleaves didn't go to Michigan). Another point, just because Dantonio was a douche doesn't mean we have to be. If Michigan had a chance at the Rose Bowl if Michigan State beat Penn State I would root my ass off for Michigan State. And why are you listening to Dantonio for how to treat the rivalry? Really, you look to him to tell you how to act? Also, a big ten team winning, especially last year when you wrote this when Michigan was in the tourney, makes Michigan look stronger. My feeling is I worry about Michigan first and foremost, if it looks better for Michigan that's what I pull for. Michigan State has had some bad things and represented themselves poorly at times. So has Michigan (fab five, football violations), so do most schools. To make a petty blog post like this doesn't change it. I may not root strongly for state or even for them. But I'm not going to make an ass out of myself rooting against them, when for a lot of people it at least gives them something to root for when very little else is left available.

Tamburlaine

March 18th, 2010 at 10:56 PM ^

Well said. To go tangential on the OP--two wrongs don't make a right. To sink to Dantonio's level is to give him credibility and validity. Besides--he treats Michigan like a rival should. With utter hatred. It's probably given them some extra gas in the tank that helped them pull out victories in the last two games. Hate Dantonio all you want, but I'd like to see Rodriguez get to treating our rivals with the same vitriolic acid reflux they treat Michigan with.

Baldbill

March 19th, 2010 at 10:29 AM ^

I grew up in Michigan, I used to root for MSU when they weren't playing Michigan. I usually root for the Big Ten when it comes to bowls, NCAA tourney, etc... I don't 'hate' MSU, I just don't want them to beat Michigan. Dantonio is an OSU guy at heart and all he knows is to hate the state up north. I won't hate the state down south, but I will root against OSU every single time they play Michigan. I will root for them in a NC game or in the NCAA tourney as they are representing the Big Ten. I don't reciprocate the hate.

CursedWolverine

March 20th, 2010 at 5:43 PM ^

I grew up a few minutes outside of MSU, with my mom an alum. I rooted for MSU and once I decided to come to Michigan my allegiances changed, but I still root for state when they aren't facing Big Blue. There is a difference in having pride for your university and being a douche. If you hate MSU as much as you say OP, then infuriate them by not caring as much as they do. Nothing could be more aggravating than a supposed rival unwilling to reciprocate your anger.

Bosch

March 19th, 2010 at 4:44 PM ^

But, for the record, please don't associate the Fab Five with "bad times." Rose, Howard, King, and Jackson deserve better than that. Webber might have been the center piece of that group, but Michigan still made the elite 8 the year after Webber left and they gave eventual champ Arkansas all they could handle. I was a freshmen when the Fab Five were sophomores. That year will forever be tainted but man, those were some good times.

Purkinje

March 18th, 2010 at 10:27 PM ^

I'm a Wolverine. I root for State in the NCAA tournament (assuming we're not playing them... and we never are). Just because they're too immature to root for us doesn't mean that I can't be proud of an outstanding basketball program from my home state.

MaizeAndBlueManGroup

March 18th, 2010 at 11:44 PM ^

As a Michigan fan I can't root for MSU to win a national championship in anything, ever, against anybody. One thing that really pissed me off last year was during the final four/championship the local media made it seem like the whole state was pulling for MSU to win to make everybody feel better. Sorry, can't do it. I guess to each his own, but I really don't understand how you can be a Michigan fan and root for MSU, OSU, or ND in anything.

Edward Khil

March 19th, 2010 at 12:19 AM ^

The first time I rooted for the Spartans to actually win a National Championship was in 2000. After they won the Big Ten Tournament that year, I just figured that they were going to win it anyway, so I might as well root for them. I wasn't shouting it from the mountaintops; but I went on record that they would win. Ain't happening this year, tho'.

Bobby Digital

March 18th, 2010 at 11:43 PM ^

Why criticize someone for going to the draft early? Those players went to college for a shot at the NBA and, when that chance came, they took it. You wouldn't turn down millions to do your dream job either. And "trigger-happy holsterless pistoleers" should probably be singular, since, you know, there was only one.

VictorsValiant09

March 18th, 2010 at 11:52 PM ^

I agree--the last thing I wanted was for MSU to win a National Championship so they could gloat and hold it over our collective heads for eternity. Yeah, not going to happen. I HATE them.

KSmooth

March 19th, 2010 at 12:14 AM ^

Sorry, I just can't be that small. Not all the time anyway. Hell, I even rooted for OSU when they won the national title against Miami -- I'd gotten sick of the Big Ten bashing that year and when the Bucks had the chance to clinch best bowl record for the conference I said screw the rivalry, I'm for anything that shuts Gary Danielson up.

scottcha

March 19th, 2010 at 2:48 AM ^

I'm not rooting for MSU's basketball team to win the tournament, but it's not because their football coach said Mike Hart was short or because their hockey players assaulted Steve Kampfer.

Bama Wolverine

March 19th, 2010 at 8:24 AM ^

Been all over this world and have met different classes of fans from every conference out there. Once in awhile I'll run across a level headed fan from an OSU, MSU, Fla, or whatever. I have always been told UofM has the overall classiest set of fans out of any school. It's very difficult at times, but to not get into the trash talk exchanges with lowlifes from other schools is difficult, but that's what sets us apart. In Vegas this past November in the ESPN Zone, had an exchange withseveral Trailer Park candidates from the state south of Mich, and then walked away. Outside another small contingent of OSU fans walked up to me and complimented me on my conduct in dealing with their raucous (sp?) counterparts. They informed me that they preferred games at the Big House due to the class of the fan base. Comingfrom OSU fans, i was relatively impressed. Stay classy Wolverines, don't stoop. GO BLUE!!!!!!

Tater

March 19th, 2010 at 11:43 AM ^

I will never, ever cheer for MSU to win a game in any sport unless it directly benefits the Wolverines. As for the reasons why, they are so myriad that simply listing them would produce an avalanche of "tl;dr's." Let it suffice to say that "turning the other cheek" might work in religious texts, but all it does in the real world is get you two black eyes instead of one. I am not suggesting that any UM fan engage in behavior as classless as that of MSU fans, but I don't expect to be hugging a Spartan anytime soon, either. I hope MSU becomes another legendary 5-12 upset tonight.

Wolverine90

March 19th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^

Your meaningless pool, which'll be won by the coed intern who picked by colors, is more important than rooting against an arch rival who's success directly impacts our recruiting and thus, our success... Weak son, weak. Eff Sparty and the white pony he rode in on.

BigCat14

March 19th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^

you are talking to like that. easy to hide behind the keyboard and talk big. no use in replying to this because we will MOST LIKELY never meet in person. dont be offended! watch how you talk to your own. i would assume you are a wolverine fan as are the others on here. dont eat your own that is canabolism, not acceptable unless you are an inbreeder! which i assume you are not, so be intelligent and support GO BLUE!!!

BigCat14

March 19th, 2010 at 12:14 PM ^

and die hard wolverine fanatacism! if there is that much angst for anything or against anyone it is a matter of the heart. life is to short to be stressed about who you hate. i personally am learning working on this today. i used to get headaches i would yell at state or osu or nd, or the raiders (nfl), or nebraska or the avalanche or or, etc. i realized i just need to root for my team and know that yelling does not change the outcome (maybe to a SMALL degree when calculated exponentially with thousands of other fans in physical presence attendence) as i am not the coach. however, more damage is done to my soul and my heart. look, there are fanatics with any team, no one can change that. when it comes down to it i have read this site for a while and dont reply that often because i dont understand the points system. i am still exploring the whole site to see how to get the most info that i desire for the level of fan that i think i am. my point, put your PASSION towards OUR wolverines and take the higher road with regards to other teams that we have intense thoughts towards. by the way as a matter of pride this is hard for me however i would like a true wolverine fan who would email me privately to help me understand the site a little better. [email protected]! i thank you all and those who started this site for the info that i can be a part of in rooting for the team i have rooted for since my birth!!

UMFootballCrazy

March 19th, 2010 at 12:53 PM ^

For what it is worth, here is my take on how I approach watching games where my team is not involved, whether it is NCAA football or baskeball, the NFL, NBA or NHL. What I hope for is a great game where the athletes and coach give it their all and the game is competitive. Ususally, at some point in the game I end up cheering for someone, often it is the underdog. Sometimes I discover feelings I did not know were there and I find myself rooting for a conference rival becuase I just can't bring myself to cheer for an LSU or a Florida or a USC. For example, I loved the mud bowl between LSU and PSU last year. The condition of the field got panned by the "experts," but it felt like old school football the way football was meant to be played: dirty, grimy and on the ground. And I cheered for PSU, and felt no shame in it. In the NCAA tournament, I like the good basketball, the upsets, and the increasing level of tension and excellence of play at each level of the tournament. Depending on the game, I might even find myself cheering for State in the moment...who knows. If I do, I certainly won't feel guilty afterwards. I am confident enough in my "Michiganness" not to feel angst over it all. [BTW -- the OP should have been a Forum topic, not a Diary]

Wolverine90

March 19th, 2010 at 1:19 PM ^

Pondering Dantonio's "pride comes before the fall"... Exhibit A: High roaders rooting for Sparty and Buckie, proud and secure in UM's station in the Big 10 pecking order, failing to appreciate the damage neighborly success does to our recruiting. Sparty's now beaten us twice in a row in football, albeit our two worst years ever, but Sparty also just landed the top Michigan recruit two years in a row. "Pish posh" you'll say, "order will be restored soon enough." Can you be certain? We have a coach on thin ice facing a tough schedule with shaky confidence in his D coordinator, and now he'll have to face Gholston and LT for four years on a team Dantonio will sacrifice two games prior each year to make sure it is ready for Michigan. What impact does this have on 14-16 year old recruits laying their lifelong allegiace who aren't old enough to remember Desmond's catch or Woodson's picks? Oh and bball? MSU's success has probably been the biggest impediment to our ability to land local stud recruits for 15 years. Yet you wish to root for them in any capacity? If UM were a world power again, yes I'd see it fit to root for Sparty or Buckie, but where things are right now, hell to the no boyz, hell no.

Space Coyote

March 19th, 2010 at 2:18 PM ^

Has more to do with our recruiting. Yes, I understand it’s a bit of a cycle, our success is dependent on our recruiting which is dependent on our success. However, Michigan had the talent last year to beat State. That’s what they have to do, is beat them when they play head to head. No one said they wanted State to win in that case, everyone on here wants Michigan to win when they play each other. Personally I would rather have both teams be undefeated when they play each other. 1) It makes the rivalry better; 2) It gives Michigan a larger spot light for in state recruiting (especially if they win); 3)If both teams are good it gives Michigan a national spot light. If State is good and we are good then it’s astonishingly better for us. State sacrificing two games before they play us won't help them in recruiting either. I'm pretty sure if both teams struggle the good players will go out of state. Losing two games just to beat your rival isn't going to keep encouraging players to play there. I understand our football program isn’t top notch right now, but we have the talent to beat State still. Sometimes recruits aren’t won over for various outside reasons that Michigan can’t control (as apparently was the case with Gholston). Yes, neighborly success can hinder Michigan, but if Michigan does what it should/could be capable of in the future, the success of our neighbors will only help us. When Michigan is the home state, great success doesn’t just come from local recruiting. It comes from national recruiting. With our rivals better that helps us get better. Ohio State hurt themselves a lot in national title games and maybe that’s one of the reasons their recruiting was down this past year, but it doesn’t necessarily help them that we are struggling. The Game is a national spotlight game, when both teams are good a ton of people nationwide watch. You hear recruits from all over talking about this when either us or OSU recruits them. So in a sense, yes, you are correct, it is narrow minded to say neighborly success doesn’t affect us in things like recruiting. That affect, however, can be both positive and negative. When State isn’t playing Michigan, many times it can help Michigan in the end.

Ernis

March 19th, 2010 at 7:31 PM ^

Some things transcend petty pragmatism, friend. Michigan's success ultimately stems from holding itself to a higher standard. When you aim for the stars, sometimes you land on the moon. Right now we are on the moon ... so we should start aiming for it? Defeatist rhetoric at its most subversive. "Take it like a man."

Wolverine90

March 20th, 2010 at 12:03 PM ^

You sound like an Ivy League fan for a forgetable Princeton or Brown team, who takes solace in the integrity, high standards, intellectual superiority and moral up'n'up of the fans and the program, to help shroud their inability to take solace in this little thing called (winning). You're the type of UM fan that ends up happy with mediocrity on the field while your head is in the clouds of your superiority. Then there's that scratch/claw side of the UM fan base that includes me, and apparently AD Martin who coined MSU and OSU the real "enemy" that we need to focus on, who will give no ground in any capacity short of cheating if it compromises UM's ability win. Everyone knows UM is a great school with great fans. I, however,want to have my cake and eat it too by crushing Sparty and Buckie. You apparently, are quite satisfid just with the cake.

CursedWolverine

March 20th, 2010 at 5:54 PM ^

Maybe he understands the kids out on the field are college kids. They are 18-22 year old's doing something they enjoy. UM was two lucky bounces (Peedi's last second shot, bad bounce on Forcier's throw) from beating MSU in both football and basketball this year. Sometimes things just don't go your way and you need to learn to move on. Academic standards are something we have and will always have over our rivals.

FuManBlue

March 19th, 2010 at 2:34 PM ^

It's just sports not some moral issue to be all caring and sensitive about.I will never pull for any of our rivals to win unless it benefits Michigan.

bronxblue

March 19th, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^

I like the passion, but this reads a bit like the screeds you find at RCMB. I attended both UM and MSU (and yeah, I've pointed that out more times than I like to admit), and the only time I really care about who wins is when they play each other (at which point I root UM all the way). MSU is better at basketball than UM, and UM is better than MSU at football (these past two years notwithstanding). That's life. Being petty about MSU winning is something I would expect from many of the MSU fans I met, but I always hope that UM fans are a cut above. UM needs to win for UM, and that is all I really care about. To get caught up in rooting against a rival just because they are your rival comes across as unnecessarily myopic.

Spread Attack

March 19th, 2010 at 6:33 PM ^

I for one, don't particularly root for MSU. I don't really care one way or the other. If Michigan isn't playing, I usually just hope for an exciting, well-played game regardless of team or sport. That said: for someone who says that you didn't want the state, conference or yourself to be represented by MSU, you spent an awful lot of time saying that we should emulate their childish, temper-tantrum behavior. Just saying...

Ernis

March 19th, 2010 at 7:32 PM ^

For espousing cleverness, this post is lacking it. Case in point: "Mark Dantonio (State football coach) was actually quite clear on this point. He was quite adamant that no Spartan would root for Michigan..." then... "I am a Wolverine, and I do not cheer for Spartans." Way to follow the lead of a Spartan.

UNCWolverine

March 19th, 2010 at 8:20 PM ^

1. I'm actually very curious to know how old you are. 2. From your screen name I assume that you live outside the state of Michigan. I personally have less "dislike/hatred" for our geographic/historic rivals the further away I live from Michigan. I see that the same does not hold for you. You are welcome to define your fandom however you would like. Just find it interesting that the same didn't happen for you that happened for me and you will not find a larger Michigan fan than me as evidenced that I have football season tickets while living 2,000 mile away. 3. "My friends who have been cheering for State should remember that they are not Spartans. They are Wolverines. Wolverines do not cheer for Spartans." Really? So we are all supposed to put aside our mature, rational behavior, and get in line to pick up your torch and pitchforks? No thanks.

Nantucket Blue

March 19th, 2010 at 9:30 PM ^

This would have been a more appropriate Forum Topic, but at the time I felt like adhering to the 200 word limit for the board. As far as including the text, it was unnecessary and poorly written. I hate being called petty and shallow, but if the criticism seems valid, I can take it. Underlining everyone's beliefs is the fact that fans fall into 2 basic camps. I belong to "Give your enemies no quarter". Others are firmly entrenched in the opposing view that usually involves invoking the "But we are Michigan" clause - whereby we are special and classy and somehow above such an indignity. (There's a third camp out there, made up of people who claim they bleed blue, yet can still root for their conference, home state, etc. Good for you) I also used to think that I was special and clever. Then I started my freshman year at Michigan, and was just another kid with average grades. In fact, I'm proud to say that my first semester, I failed Chem 130 with quiet class and respectful dignity, just the way Bo would have wanted it. My parents didn't care that I failed the Michigan Man way. A 'D' was a 'D'. As fans we ran Amaker out (and nearly Lloyd too), for losing the right way. Maybe I don't understand the nature of rivalry games correctly, and the second camp can enlighten me. But I thought they were elevated, and in some manner more important than the rest of the schedule. Thus the emphasis placed on beating ND, MSU and OSU. In Conan the Barbarian, a young and still enslaved Conan is asked "What is best in life?" He responds, "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." It is simple human nature to delight in seeing your enemies defeated. I don't deny it, I love seeing our three main rivals fail. It gives me a little bit of joy, and I file the day mentally under "F", for Funny When it Happens to Them. I think that the second camp is still mostly shellshocked at some terrible football since 1997, or maybe since Brady's Orange Bowl (2000?). The Horror and the past two years, combined with the almost annual basketball disappointment has rendered the 2nd camp defensive. Without being able to take joy in their teams mastery of athletics, they have turned inward. They still want to demonstrate the superiority of their academic institution, so they hide behind "being classy" and having the "superior ability to turn the other cheek". In my "Give no quarter" camp, we know that failing is a failure. This is different from win at all costs. I certainly advocate playing within the rules - that of the NCAA handbook or polite society. My camp still likes to buy drinks for the losers: we don't piss on their cars or rub it in. But we are firmly wrapped around one perfect concept. When your enemy profits, you lose. It doesn't matter if you are in direct competition. Hot wars, direct hostility between two powers is a rarity, more often than not America fights cold wars, through economic policy and third parties. A loss in Afghanistan for the Soviets was a triumph for America, only slightly less important for the psyche than the 1980 Miracle on Ice. Except instead of feeding freedom fighters Stingers and explosives, we are rooting actively against our rivals. Right now ladies and gentlemen, Michigan revenue sports (hockey outcome TBA) is languishing just as America was during the Carter era. And I for one, am not cheering for or congratulating the Russians.

Ernis

March 21st, 2010 at 9:55 AM ^

With regard to being humbled -- I, too, have experienced sub-par results. When humility is forced upon you, do you take it like a man? That is, going forward, will you work hard to ensure that your grades are better? Or will you curse your peers, hoping for their failure so you can succeed by virtue of simply being less bad on a curve of bad grades? Better to invest your energy in something you can control. Do a better job next time -- this is how the noble approach humility. Wishing for others to fail or blaming their hard work and success for your own failure is the lot of the bitter, resentful, and petty -- that is, the weak: those destined for servitude. Which brings me to the next point: Conan's argument. You posit that this perspective is basic human nature -- and indeed, Conan is a hero of human dignity, a case of a slave besting his former captors. It should be noted that this was accomplished through hard work and determination. Thulsa Doom was at the height of his power when Conan defeated him. Should Conan have simply sat by and hoped for Doom to fall from grace? And what if Conan encountered Doom after such a fall, when Doom was but a petty, leprous beggar in some urban gutter -- what glory would there be in defeating him? That is, what's good about defeating someone who has already defeated himself? There is undoubtedly some good in it, but it is diminished. Conan's sentiment, as you point out, was during his time as a slave. Thus, his is the sentiment of slaves; if this perspective is one that you share, then that corroborates what I've been saying all along -- but please, don't attribute such a mentality to all humanity. But Conan is different from most slaves (this is why he's a hero). He was not content to wait for Doom to fall or be defeated by someone else -- he wanted to be the one to do it. And he made it happen. It is not simply a matter of passively seeing your enemies driven before you -- but being the one to drive them and crush them! To cause the lamentation of their women! With regard to this slave mentality (that is, an interpretation of Conan's sentiment as strictly "passive"), let's think of it objectively. The master defines and the slave reacts. We in the "second camp" define Michigan as the former -- we are the masters. We made the game what it is today... all of our opponents follow in our footsteps. Through strength and will, we crafted a period of dominance in the game that has never -- and will never! -- be replicated by any other team. This is our place in history; these are our roots. Our rivals' place in history is beneath our heel as we ground them down and crushed their spirits. That is why OSU and Sparty hate us -- because for oh-so long, we were their undisputed masters. Their hatred is a product of this mentality, that of the oppressed. Such hatred is, by its very nature, reactionary -- therefore, it is defensive. And so, you are entirely wrong to attribute "defensiveness" to the "second camp." We are maintaining the perspective of masters (which need not be derived from Michigan's academic standing -- it is entirely based on football). Yours is the perspective of the oppressed, of losers. And I lament every day that more and more fall into your camp -- for such is the product of this "shellshock" that you describe, from the events you've named. These are not occurrences which masters are accustomed to, and some despair and falter at such sights. Your camp is the product of losing -- it is a reaction to said events. I say to you, brother, though we may lose at times, let us not begin to define ourselves as losers or act like losers. The "second camp" is simply where Michigan has been all along -- we bear the torch of tradition. Through us, the luminous spirit of Michigan shines, and ever-brighter when shrouded in darkness. What is noble? That which does not react, but defines. That is the spirit of Michigan Football. Keep your eyes on the prize, brother, and know your role.

jsquigg

March 20th, 2010 at 12:39 AM ^

It's like my dad says: If we start to root against State when we're down we look no better than State, a school who's fans have made a habit out of rooting against Michigan more than they root for their own team.

Elno Lewis

March 20th, 2010 at 9:03 AM ^

Geez. Its entertainment. Sports. You are supposed to enjoy it, and that is not really all that hard to do. Smack and trash talkin is one thing--and a great deal of fun--it just needs to be kept in the spirit of fun. I have an irrational hatred of MSU and ND. I want them to lose at everything, every time. Whatever. whatever. whatever. just, lose. And, I want them to lose in gloriously fantastic ways so that I may be further entertained and humored. I love it when their corches slap themselves silly and turn their backs on plays and get tumbled like the Michelin Tire Man. But that is just me. Potato Salad.