The Woolfolk Hangover, or: Bohemian Crapsody

Hey, maybe James Rogers will be good. I mean, he did catch a pass or two last year, right? At least if a QB screws up and throws directly to him, he'll conceivably be able to intercept, right?

This is what you would call irrational denial. The glass isn't half full or half empty. The fucking glass has exploded and no longer holds anything.

Good to see you're up.  I thought maybe you'd be sipping black coffee in a dark, quiet room 'til about 3pm.

Our fearless leader's tweets last night were quite entertaining.  Nothing like the booze to ease the pain of another Michigan heartbreak.  Oh Michigan secondary, what could've been...

look on the bright side... our qb's will have a high degree of confidence from throwing into that 404 backfield in practice

Brian dropped an F bomb.  It's worse than I thought.

raise your fucking hand.

the brain cook's head totally asplodes?

We need a over/under stat

Wouldn't it be an interesting twist if Devin Gardner or Forcier stepped up enough that it would free Robinson to go and play DB?  Possibly play him two ways?  At least then we can have someone catch an overweight under-talented Freshman RB from Indiana.

What's the over/under now on 3rd-and-long passes given up this season?

Courtney Avery bares a resemblence to Andre 3000, and his coach would let him date his daughter. These are reasons to believe.

I plug my disappointment with those sweet little pills that when placed in water turn into a sponge slightly resembling a dinosaur and, of course, youtube clips of the Andy Milonakis Show theme song. Pancakes on my face and shit.

although I hear this Nixon Again guy (#72) looks to lack ideal hip swivel, so maybe move him down a slot

I'm going to rinse my head in the toilet.

stop yelling at me!!!!!!!

Anybody else still have eligibility?  I'm sure they could use a 36 year old fat guy with limited flexibility, mobility, or strength.  7.53 40 time!  Walk-on, baby, walk-on!

I humbly submit Jozy Altidore as a viable candidate at CB.  That is all.

Nixon can't be THAT bad. Maybe he can wiretap some of our opponents' locker rooms for us.

After watching the Jets-Giants game, is anyone else relieved that Victor Cruz graduated from UMass?

Once you get to that point, none of this will matter

Are we getting a new head coach next year because of last night?

You forgot Adrian Witty, starting CB at Cincinatti.

Everyone that took the under on the first post of the day won.  I was guessing silence after these gems last night:

you know you are an M fan when you eat leftover summer squash pakoras with american cheese and drink cointreau with diet seven up. about 14 hours ago via Echofon

I know Kovacs didn't have a chance at that kid, but I love how he's trying to stop him with that murderous glare.

Any posibility RR could recruit some track team sprinters to try football?

Are you still drunk, or was this, as the title alludes, the effects of the morning after? (I hear that Al Backey had a great spring... and all-state in track all four years of high school.)

Was going to attend the New York function next Tuesday with Brian and try to ask a question or two about RRod and the D, now I'll just go shot for shot with him.

mods delete this rant please.

Courage mes gars: La guerre est proche.

If there were ever a gathering of the MGoTribe, it would have to be punctuated by a Morrissey concert - or maybe a Smiths reunion.

Dig in and hold that rope y'all  - it's getting heavy!

My grandma died last night.  If bad things truly come in threes, I'm waiting for the third worst thing ever.  Hopefully it's just that like, my lip gloss melted or something.