Hopefully their defenders tackle with worse form than their mascot.
alternate headline: man does job
|WHAT||Michigan vs Kansas State|
|WHERE||Sun Devil Stadium
|WHEN||10:15 PM Eastern
December 28th, 2013
|THE LINE||Kansas State –5.5|
|WEATHER||Cloudy, 60 dropping to 50, no wind, no rain|
What if they played a bowl game in Arizona that kept moving and changing its name every other year? What if your team was in it? What if it was scheduled to end around 2 AM? I don't know, man. Let's find out.
Remember Brennan Clay? He is good to have against Kansas State.
With Devin Gardner out, about which more later, this is where Michigan will have to make their hay. The bad news: Michigan's running game. The good news: Kansas State seems like a pretty bad rushing defense. Both of Football Outsiders' advanced stats think they're around 50th overall, which is not good in metrics that try to adjust for schedule strength. The Wildcat rush defense is particularly ugly at around 80th. Neither of these metrics know that NDSU went for 215 yards on 43 carries in the opener, either.
After that, things alternated between bad (177 yards on 40 carries for ULL) to real bad (227 on 47 for Texas) to actually okay (85 on 25 for Oklahoma State, albeit while Okie State was tearing KSU to shreds in the air) to a middling four game stretch before getting annihilated by Oklahoma (301 on 52). They did smother Kansas. Hooray.
Michigan is a rushing offense that could get smothered by anyone, but they have had two decent performances in their last three games and you'd hope that 18 bowl practices would help them figure some things out and get healthy; youth should improve faster than age, and Michigan's featuring almost entirely youth in its rushing core, which features two senior tackles and Fitzgerald Toussaint against, five freshmen (Smith, Green, Butt, Bosch, Kalis) and three sophomores (Glasgow, Kerridge, Williams). The figuring it out thing may be happening, at least to the tune of having something not heart-maulingly awful.
WAIT WHAT MITCH MCGARY WHAT
/rends flesh with hairshirt
Anyway. Kansas State's straight metrics are flattered by the prevalence of spread passing attacks in the Big 12; when they've come up against decent rushing offenses they've been hit hard. Michigan can make a case they've ratcheted themselves up to that level by nearing 200 yards. I have no idea if this is at all in the realm of possibility.
Key Matchup: Seriously, 2013, I hate you.
[Hit THE JUMP for just don't hit the jump]
wouldn't it be nice
Now it can be told after weeks of "turf toe" untruths: Devin Gardner broke his foot in the first half of the Ohio State game, which is exactly like that moment in the Big Lebowski where the nihilists set fire to the Dude's car except the car didn't proceed to put up 41 points in the Game. That the metaphorical equivalent of a flaming car that smells like hobo urine did that to the Ohio State defense is something for an offseason post haranguing people for haranguing Devin Gardner.
But that's another show. He is out. Enter Shane Morris.
This is what we know about Morris: nothing. He is a true freshman who saw scattered snaps in the opener against Central Michigan and then handed off on a single snap against Penn State when Gardner lost his helmet. As such, his recruiting profile stands as 95% of the available data, with the other 5% given over to fluff articles in which Morris is learning the offense and getting better and etc., etc., etc.
That recruiting profile, in sum: lefty with a huge arm and standard artillery-piece issues in which his first few attempts are liable to go anywhere before he settles down into a steady pounding. Interceptions? Yes please, can't live without 'em. Morris needs a lot of molding and insider chatter was pretty skeptical after his arrival on campus; that he is pressed into duty in this game is suboptimal, but at least it's game 13 and not, say, game 8, after which most bodies exposed to the amount of force Gardner's received would have spontaneously deflated on Wednesday. Morris has had the benefit of literally every practice Michigan's going to have so far this year, which will hopefully mitigate the freshman thing somewhat.
Morris goes up against a statistically decent K-State outfit that finished tied for third in the Big 12 in yards per attempt allowed at 6.5 a pop. They get senior safety Ty Zimmerman, a third team All-American to the AP, back from injury. So they've got that going for them.
Michigan's got a Kansas State's pass rush is almost 50% in the hands of one guy, defensive end Ryan Mueller and his 11.5 sacks. That's almost half of Kansas State's season total. If you had to ask me to distribute an opponent's sacks in a way best suited for Michigan to defend them, I'd give every single one to the defensive ends, especially 6'2", 245 pound guys like Mueller. Now, every team Michigan's played has amped up their blitzing because Michigan can't pick it up to save their lives, but bowl practices and all that will help Michigan. Also I'd rather have a team trying to do something out of their comfort zone, as that might open up other things Michigan can exploit.
Key matchup: Michigan versus blitz pickups. They're coming. They have to work it out at some point. Right?
This is about 70% of Kansas State's offense outside of passing downs and will pose a stiff test to a Michigan team that's had its share of issues holding up this year. Some insight into the general K-State philosophy can be found on Trojan Football Analysis, which has a bunch of cutups of K-State's "Wildcat" package, featuring the 14(!) different plays they ran with tailback Daniel Thomas as their nominal QB. Several times in the clips the coach just calls Thomas the QB; this is pretty much their base offense with a wrinkle. K-State is a spread 'n' shred at heart.
At least Kansas State sports the platonic opposite of Carlos Hyde in 5'7" John Hubert, who does have some Mike Hart in him but isn't going to grind the soft middle of the Michigan line as effectively. Probably, anyway. Hubert has almost 1000 yards at 5.3 a pop this season, though. He's no pushover.
When Hubert isn't getting the ball, one of K-State's quarterbacks will likely be carrying it. If sophomore Daniel Sams (helpfully, K-State has a white guy and a black guy to help you identify; he's the black guy) is in, that's a huge run tell, as Sams only cracked ten attempts in one game this year, a 21-attempt game against Oklahoma State in which three of those were INTs. His usage got scaled back as the year went on until he was almost entirely relegated to the bench in K-State's final two games. This is a bowl, so wacky packages tend to come out. 50/50 K-State has something prepped for Sams in which it's mostly figuring out if Michigan can stop their mobile package on the ground.
Meanwhile, while nominal passing quarterback Jake Waters is your nominal passing quarterback, he cracked 100 attempts on the year. Most of those were attempted runs. While the QB jumbling makes it impossible to know exactly what Waters's real rushing stats are, the gap between him (2.6 YPC) and Sams (5.3) mostly a gap in their respective threat levels. If Michigan is able to shut down Waters because his legs aren't threatening enough, expect Sams to see what he can do.
On Michigan's side of the ball, they'd been pretty good all year save late collapses in certain games when they finally gave up the ghost after the offense's parade of three-and-outs sapped their will to live. Then they met up with Ohio State, which proceeded to zip down the field as if Michigan was not there. They did this by crushing Michigan's defensive tackles, who were
Meanwhile Michigan was also missing James Ross, who should be back for the bowl game. While the OSU game is foreboding, Michigan had good success against the other spread-to-run teams they'd faced (Nebraska, Northwestern, Minnesota) and K-State is something considerably short of OSU's flat-out elite rushing unit. Still, they're good enough to frustrate, if not dominate.
Key Matchup: Michigan DL holding up one on one.
This is a sideshow but one with towering lights and carnival barkers and rockets. Once K-State gets teams leaping up into the box with regularity, they proceed to annihilate them over the top. The weapon of choice is Tyler Lockett, a first-team All Big 12 player despite missing two of Kansas State's most important games. He is AB12 because annihilated Oklahoma for 278 yards, a school record, and Texas for 237. If he hadn't missed most of the Oklahoma State game and the Baylor game, there's a strong possibility K-State is playing somewhere on New Year's Day—K-State led both of those games after three quarters.
Lockett is like Jeremy Gallon described by Fred Jackson. He's bigger and more explosive and equally capable of making the over-the-top catch. Watching him, he just gets vertical on people all day, all the time. His quickness makes it extremely hard to press him, and he's got Gallon's "BUT YOU WERE JUST HERE" double move down pat. Hit 1:50 on the video to see Lockett spectacularly undress a TCU cornerback. He is a problem.
K-State's other starting WRs do get about as many targets combined as Lockett des; Curry Sexton is the short guy and Tramaine Thompson another deep threat. Tight ends and backs are virtual non-factors. K-State thinks throwing the ball for six yards is for suckers, because that's what runs are for.
Waters is the main architect of Lockett's towering stats. He's completing 59% of his passes for a shiny 9.3 YPA and 15 TDs. Interceptions are too high, though, with nine in just 233 attempts—about what Gardner did on a per pass basis. Sams chipped in four himself in just 52 attempts. K-State clearly chose to maximize Lockett's efficiency late in the year by de-emphasizing Sams.
The K-State offensive line gives up a lot of sacks per pass attempt—90th—but the nature of the offense has something to do with that. Wildcat quarterbacks often take a ton of time in the pocket after play action in an attempt to kill you deep; still, it seems like the best way to clamp down on the Wildcat passing attack is to harry the guy trying to throw the ball so that the yards of separation Lockett has on your top corner don't matter.
Michigan is not well poised to do this. They did finish they year about average in sack rate 70th, which was an improvement from what it looked like they were going to do early; 70th is still pretty bad. They should have their starting safeties back, but neither Wilson nor Gordon is the type of fellow who's going to be able to stay over the top of a Lockett in cover two, so expect a lot of cover three with one of the safeties providing an eighth guy in the box. Michigan will stick with their 4-3 against an offense like this, leaving Taylor and Countess the men on the spot. They've been pretty good this year.
Key Matchup: Cornerbacks versus Lockett. They can win this enough, maybe. Shutting Lockett down isn't likely; containing him to 12 yard outs is probably the best we can hope for, but that's not the worst thing.
K-State kicker Jack Cantele has been highly reliable inside 45 this year. He's 11/13 on the year with one miss from 50+; his long is 44. Thompson is their primary returner and has been highly effective on punts, bringing 9 back an average of 20 yards without a touchdown. FEI has that top ten. Their kick return game is also solid; they are poor at covering kicks. Not that Michigan has much to test that with.
Michigan will be missing Brendan Gibbons with a "family issue," so Matt Wile will kick, punt, and kick off. He's been pretty good so far in his career at all three save a brief period earlier this year featuring a lot of shanks.
Key Matchup: AHHHH YOU TACKLE TREMAINE THOMPSON
I was looking for a picture of an old cat, but instead I found this.
So I'm going with this. For J Leman.
Cackle with knowing glee if...
Fear/Paranoia Level: 7 (Baseline 5; +1 for Starting QB Out, +1 for K-State Is Secretly A Good Team With A Bad Record, +1 for Michigan Not So Much, –1 for Bowls Are Wacky, +1 for Oh Man Tyler Lockett Is Something, –1 for But They Did Give Up Buckets Of Points)
Desperate need to win level: 3 (Baseline 5; –1 for December 28th Bowl Game At 10:15 Named After A Place That Doesn't Have Plates; –1 for And Gardner's Out So, Like, Whatever, –1 for SERIOUSLY BUY SOME PLATES, +1 for I Like It When Michigan Wins, –1 for Oh God QB Controversy If They Do, +1 for Anything Happy Is Happy And Is Therefore Much Needed, +1 for 8-5 Does Sound Better Than 7-6 By An Unreasonable Amount.)
Loss will cause me to... sigh, raise a glass to 2013, check phonebook to see if Lacuna, Inc. exists yet.
Win will cause me to... eat a whole Christmas tree in joy!
The strictures and conventions of sportswriting compel me to predict:
I'm not seeing it with Morris in. Michigan found some stuff with Gardner in the OSU game but also escaped several crippling interceptions; Morris will bring the interceptions but not so much of the running for 20 critical yards just when Michigan needs it. As with every freshman quarterback from time immemorial, Michigan will run really basic things, telegraph run after run, and try to hide the fact that they're terrified of their QB.
They should be able to move the ball some against a defense that's not exactly the Steel Curtain, but in a game of keeping the ball on the ground and looking to get something big after the other team gets sucked up, that's advantage KSU.
Finally, three opportunities for me to look stupid Sunday:
Hopefully their defenders tackle with worse form than their mascot.
Recent life in it has me hoping otherwise, but for it to be so eternally bogged down with a RS Jr QB who has the tools to be an NFL QB but was ground into a fine dust over the course of the year despite his threat to run makes me think that Shane is going to have blitzers in his face all day long and he will not handle it as well as Devin. My bullets:
Kansas State 37-16
That's quite a sentence.
but I just look at how Borges often calls his game with an established solid QB, and think about what he'll do with a very unproven true freshman QB and I only see pain. It's probably going to be a very rough game for the offense
The 'Shane' era begins shortly. Something about a Fr/Lefty. You'll see. What u predicted --other way around. If Morris hums, could be worse. Seen this more than once. Not in a Bowl, but that will be part of legend.Loose the kid and GO BLUE!
-1 for Borges now given a free pass if everything goes wrong and therefore has ZERO chance of being gone.
if Shane (his guy and prototype to run his offense) looks bad, then maybe Borges is gone.
The alternative is that Borges calls a game full of quick passes, runs that play off the passes and a generally competent offense and we all rage wondering where it's been the last three years.
Gardner played the second half of the OSU game with a broken foot. Wow. What a heart.
He has hearts for feet?
I think Morris will be 14-24 for 142 yards, 2 TDs and 1 Int.
2013 has been just living hell for Michigan fans. Though I know the bowl game is still part of 2013, please gods of sport please give us just a glimmer of hope for the next year, particularly now that basketball season appears likely to be ruined.
The football season certainly sucked but 2013 also saw the basketball team go on the greatest post-season run most of us have ever seen. The hockey team despite missing the tournament just barely for the first time in 20-some years is back to #3 and looking good.
I agree. Any year Michigan plays for the National Championship in MBB, and is minutes away from winning it, can't be that terrible. People are being a little overdramatic on this one.
Those are the same people who said they'd take an win over OSU in a meaningless season over the basketball team winning the championship.
Kudos for the ESotSM reference. Which I will be watching yet again this weekend after seeing it's being purged from Netflix Instant on 1/1.
So, let's hope he's got it figured out and...oh yeah...the line needs to block and protect, too. I'm on the positive side because Shane got all of the bowl practices to prepare, so if he keeps his nerves in control, the end result could be the big middle finger to 2013 as it draws to a close. Seems like a good way to end the year.
If Devin had been healthy and THEN injured his foot this week, it would have blown.
I see no way we're in for another Bellomy at Nebraska performance given the prep time this guy's had this month. And he's a lot more talent (on paper) than Bellomy was.
Bellomy didn't get the time to be ready for filling in for Denard last year and then our gameplan wasn't any good for him (he doesn't run Denard plays).
One thing we'll see...if Al's supposed to be a pro style offensive guy, he's got the right QB (though green) to run this system.
I am comforted by this post.
I love the Lacuna thing. Well played. Here's to a good first start by Shane, and a great team performance! Let's get out of this month batting 1.000
I think his time these past weeks, especially film study, will help him for SOME of the things KSU will throw at him. And Gallon and Funchess are explosive players and due for some big plays in the game.
I'm more worried that our D line can't stop the between the tackles plays well enough to force them into short drives AND Safety play. I haven't seen enough of Wilson to feel that he can make the plays. At least he's NOT Furman or Avery. Hope to see more of Thomas since he's burned his RS anyway.
Bottom line: let's give guys like Thomas, Green, Smith, etc. a chance to get ready for 2014 and App. State, when we can make up for four losses by the combined total of 11 points.
So... about this Christmas Tree thing. No cheating by going for one of the chocolate and peanut butter ones. We're talking live,or at least high-end artificial. I've got a lovely balsam fir that has just about outlived its usefulness that I can donate if need be.
Gardner played an entire half with a broken foot? Wow, that man is one tough SOB. I'd like to see any of us try to do that.
Despite our suboptimal QB situation, somehow M will pull this one out.
Al, even with Devin out, you have more five stars under center than the entire K-State team.
You're the 3rd highest paid OC in college. No excuses. Win the game.
my wife will have chicken wings.
Thank goodness the sporting year of 2013 is almost over. Continuous dong punches throughout: losing to the Cocks in Tampa, losing the NC game to the Ville, the horrendous efforts vs Akron and UConn, getting beat by the crappiest of offensive schemes vs Iowa, the almost comeback vs OSU, Tigers losing to an inferior Red Sox team, the craptastic finish to the Lions season, and Mitch's back issues (get well soon). DG's broken foot has handed the keys to the car to a freshman. I want him to play well and send this senior class out with a W, but there is no way Borges gives Shane the whole playbook. Therefore, I see our young men playing valiantly but coming up short.
Thank goodness the sporting year of 2013 is almost over. Go Blue and to all the UM faithful, to a healthy and Happy New Year.
Tomorrow at midnight I cut my eyes off.
... but I don't advise it unless you've just found out that you've killed your father and married your mother.
I expect to see not 1, not 2, but 3 (!!) end-arounds/double-reverses/jet sweep-ish plays to try to get Gallon or Funchess in space against a suspect KSU defense. Also, UM was largely able to keep Robinson from PSU in check until the very end, so it's not like they will be completely surprised by a Lockett-type playmaker. Beyond that, this feels like a boring game played in Arizona that will have lots of UM fans because tickets are cheap and Arizona is warm-ish? I don't know. Butt.
What worries me about 2014 is the tackle spots may still be much like Brian described. (Albeit with Henry a year older.)
Unless Pipkins is healthy, the other tackle spot will again be a converted DE (Wormley), undersized redshirt freshmen (Poggi, Hurst) or good-sized players who are marginal (Ash, R. Glasgow). There's also Mone, but I'm not sure how much you can expect out of a true freshman at NT.
It sounds a lot like the same questions we had going into 2012 and 2013.
one of the knocks on him is holding the ball too long / not quick enough on the trigger when a guy flashes open. Shane is said to be a gunslinger. Dangerous to be sure, but if he's "on" it could serve him well.
I'm in the "sucks that Devin is out, but could be interesting" corner. WTF have we got to lose? My predictions:
Michigan 31, KSU 30
to avoid a debacle
That Norfleet can't take a snap. Drop back like he's going to throw, then tuck and take off running? Receivers spread the field vertically. That's gotta be good for some yards...
Anyhoo...we get to see Morris for 60mins when our season is not at a precarious balance. I think that's one of the best things we could hope for.
Gardner...might be the toughest guy on the team. While I hate that he's injured...I hope he gets healthy for spring ball etc. we gotta have him at full strength next fall.
A functional run offense would be heartening for the next 9 months.
I really think Howard Griffiths said it best on the BTN bus tour just shy of the season opener... It's STARTING to look like a Michigan team. I think a step forward, however, at this point would help everyone's mental state.
I'd love to see Norfleet get more run, but if Borges hasn't trusted him enough to get meaningful snaps so far, I'm not expecting he'll pull the trigger in the bowl game. As Brian noted, 8-5 looks better than 7-6 and I'm guessing Hoke and co. are going to treat this as a game they want to win over developing for next year.
They say Morris really chucks the ball hard. I wonder if this will be too much of a change from Gardner's style. Also, if Morris gets anxious he might be even more inclined to whip it hard. I hope he is good and relaxed, as much as he can be, and that he gels with the receivers. Good luck to the kid. Hell of a stage for a first game.
Learning to put some touch on the ball when necessary is one of the hardest things for a strong-arm QB to do. Hell, even some Pros like Randall Cunningham never learned to do it.
I'll add that if Shane looks a tad too much like Cunningham, I'll forgive him.
For the defense to play the best game of the year.
Michigan 24, KSU 18. Shane uses the long buildup to the game to adequately prepare, Michigan's defense holds to a reasonable degree, and our O line repeats it's success from the OSU game.
You think 2013 needs a sporting event to inflict harm? The bball team didn't have a game today...
I think they focus on three step drops and quick releases to help him simplify his reads. I also think this could be Derrick Green's break out game, and that would help the young QB.
all i care about is
all figured out...great points - enjoy your day.
how Ray felt in Bruges
I'm hoping for a big play by the D to win it 30-28. My wife who is a KSU grad thinks KSU will blow us out 45-17. I hope not!
For all the grief I've given him this year, Al can draw up some pretty cool plays. I expect some creative trickeration tonight
I think it backfired on Al and Hoke, that they deliberately withheld the OSU plays all year so OSU wouldnt see it on film. Note how it got worse and worse because they were running out of plays. I wonder how many OSU plays were a first for the year.