This Is Not A Drill: Michigan Football Has A Marsupial Comment Count

Brian

They don't know what kind of marsupial it is.

Go big or go home.... New member of 1401 south state #kangaroo #imnotevenjoking

A photo posted by Wyatt Shallman (@thepeoplesrepublicofshallman) on

The internet helpfully pointed out that keeping wildlife, uh, a gravid marsupial, for uh, you know, domestic…

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…ain't legal. Also, Mariaklots is correct. That thing is a wallaby. Shane Morris had zoobooks and knows.

No word on the ferret, or which of the many splendiferous names I offered up was eventually chosen. (I have money on Ferret Bo Jackson.)

Comments

Yard Dog

June 26th, 2015 at 11:03 AM ^

that young Mr. Shallman may be getting a call from the elder Mr. Shallman counseling him about his choice of pets.  Same goes for young Mr. Wangler.

mgobaran

June 26th, 2015 at 11:14 AM ^

Also, google just told me it's only illegal to own a wallaby as a pet in the US because Austrailia says so. In which I say, we will take your wallabies AND your punters!

amaizenblue402

June 26th, 2015 at 11:44 AM ^

Apparently, this is a strategic plan brought in place so we can have new music piped in at The Big House:

todder0021

June 26th, 2015 at 12:10 PM ^

Wonder if the guys considered the "potty" habits of a wallaby before this purchase. Methinks this may not have been thought through....

How do I "potty" my joey?

 

Joeys are normally stimulated to defecate and urinate by mum's licking. To duplicate this action, gently tap or stroke the genital area of the joey with a tissue or warm, damp washcloth after each feeding and upon his awaking from a nap. Continue to stimulate your joey until he stops urinating and defecating. This may take a couple of minutes since he urinates in spurts rather than in a steady stream. Failure to stimulate may lead to urinary tract/kidney and bowel disease.

(from Buffalo Hill Exotics http://www.buffalohillexotics.com/wallaby.html)